worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

to be fair, its only illegal if you serve human semen at a restaurant

exciting possibilities for dog and horse semen

before you move forward with this idea, you might want to run that by someone who is an actual lawyer

this restaurant will be located somewhere with no extradition treaties

i mean, come on

"it's legal" - successful lawyer who burned a teddy ruxpin doll while high on DMT

South Beach!

you think i haven't put nearly ten years of thought into this

god bless strongo hulkington for doing the lord's work in this thread

drink menu really should just be a series of before and after photos

― Me order! Me Fieri! Me run Flavortown! (jjjusten), Wednesday, November 14, 2012 12:41 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this needs to be a thing

"I'd better stay away from the drink that made this man cry, and I don't know if I want to go as far as the guy with his head on the table, but this guy's making out with a woman who I would probably find attractive in his state, so let's start there."

I have had the same damn smashmouth song in my head for the last three hours and it's this thread's fault. I hate all of you.

hey now.

you're a rockstar

(sorry)

fuck you

not really!

It's not even that one!

Wait, yes it was.

hey now
drinking rockstar
and midori
and mango purrr-eee

somebody once told me to ruin sushi rolls see

well the guy starts cumming and the ham starts running

hahahahahaaa

THIS IS NOT HELPING

should have kept my trap shut

is it their cover of 'why can't we be friends' or their cover of cannibal corpse's 'hammer smashed mouth'?

omg

It's a good thing my office door is closed.

Every time I see a pic of guy fieri itt I hear Ted Levine say, "Was he a great big fat person?"

HAHAHAHAH

Yesssssssssssssssssss

all that glitters is choad

http://lyfestinks.com/post/12838586754/guy-fieri-erotic-fanfic-nothing-weird-here

hahaha

best url

prob not technically nsfw but hey maybe dim the screen

thank you, jjj, for reconfirming my atheism

yeah I'm not clicking on that

oh i clicked on it

and now the whole room smells like ham

you cant unread that fyi

I cannot imagine a worse subject for a fanfic.

Your question is answered as our bedroom door blasts off it’s hinges. It’s Guy Fieri himself with a 5 gallon jug of bacon-loaded garlic mashed potatoes. He upends them over our waiting mouths before catapulting himself, surprisingly catlike, right atop of my mashtater-covered tjnkis.

I really want to see but my computer faces everyone and I am afraid now.

i'm not clicking on that unless the other woman is a ham slathered in spicy chipolte pepper jack

hey look its the greatest sentence ever written in english

lol

http://i.imgur.com/CHJsx.png

I cannot imagine a worse subject for a fanfic.

― this will surprise many (Nicole), Wednesday, November 14, 2012 2:02 PM (39 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"Oh, darlin' y'all just ain't thinkin' hard enough!"

http://joonbug.com/media/rcZhThTzn1P/paula-deen.jpg

look there have been many times i have thought about posting paul deen to ws

xxposts I'm just gonna guess what tjinkis are

unclear if the author's interlocutor is male or female

brief interviews with hideous fieris

http://i.imgur.com/DTReC.jpg