Skyfall: Bond #23

And that man... was Sean Connery.

FB friend said that George Lazenby needs to let it go.

some throwaway line in this movie about "orphans making the best secret agent recruits" has me worried they're going to do some spy kids-y oliver twist young james bond spinoff.

they already did, it's called Spy Kids

after the events of "Spy Kids 3-D", the parents and Danny Trejo all die in a tragic tandem parasailing accident

could always resurrect this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Adventures_of_James_Bond_Junior_003%C2%BD

Charlie Higson has been writing those for a while.

There's only been one 007 I think - they retire the numbers.

― Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, November 14, 2012 6:03 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yeah, I was making a bad joke based on past casting changes. Although "Casino Royale" kind of screws up any kind of continuity by establishing that Bond acquired 00 status with his second kill in the Czech Republic; I.e. some time after 1993.

― super perv powder (Phil D.)

http://www.cracked.com/article/18367_6-insane-fan-theories-that-actually-make-great-movies-better/

Obviously doesn't hold up at all, but I kind of like it nonetheless.

Works until you introduce parents named Bond into the movies. Unless... they have brain imprinting technology

It would also mean Moneypenny is a codename too.

timothy dalton would make for a bitchin bond villain.

^^he kind of already played one on Chuck, which had a lot of fun messing around with that idea.

This spin-off also has a couple of books out: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Moneypenny_Diaries

more like Shitefall

my considered review

More like bumsidered review.

timothy dalton would make for a bitchin bond villain.

― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, November 14, 2012 7:21 PM (3 days ago

like in The Rocketeer?

when watching the country house scenes, where Bond, M and Kincade make their own weapons, bombs etc., I kinda expected to hear the A-Team music and see B.A. Baracus' bejeweled hand enter shot holding a welder...

sort of ruined it for me.

Macaulay Culkin should have played Kincade

mcguyver 4 next bond

But he hates guns!

this sucked.

Hey, gives 'em something to live up to.

psssh

at least give cred to that great teal/orange underwater frozen lake shot right

can we stop saying teal and orange. It's Roger Deakins ffs

^^

dont freak the deak

Most of the Shanghai sequence was filmed in London and Berkshire surprisingly http://www.movie-locations.com/movies/s/Skyfall.html

Hey, I didn't mean it as a negative. Not my fault that a bunch of hacks have overused a nice complimentary color scheme. The underwater lake fight was awesome.

this had too many problems moment-to-moment and as a whole for me to like it very much.

problem was the script basically, but mendes didn't help. inconsistent tone, unfunny humor pulled out at bad moments, action badly staged, plot didn't make much sense, scenes didn't make sense on their own let alone cumulatively, scary computer stuff was dated, and the running theme of old-school human agents vs 'technology' in an age of faceless terror was dimwitted.

casino royale had a cool re-imagining of what bond is: a driven thug who's able to withstand relentless punishment and still sit down and play cards (rather than a suave charmer who dodges the bullets w/o getting his hair mussed), bond as unflappable by dint of being unkillable. this movie didn't seem to know what it was about. by the time the crowd-pleasing aston martin showed up in the third reel i was already checked out. albert finney can't do a brogue.

i think there are upper limits to how good a bond movie can get and all those shortcomings are part of what makes it a bond movie. casino royale seemed far too dour and brooding to really be a bond movie. plus texas holdem??

well the bros aren't down with baccarat, what do you want

a new franchise called Dour Secret Agent.

I don't think Finney was even attempting an accent. Kind of like a reverse Sean Connery

to be honest, skyfall was also missing the requisite henchman death puns.

Guys CS was the best bond movie in eons, it's a lot to live up to

Cuantum of Solace?

Ca Sinoroyale

yeah i thought this was stupid

the running theme of old-school human agents vs 'technology' in an age of faceless terror was dimwitted.

i dont have any clue WHY this was the theme ??? the whole movie seemed so anxious about bonds place in the world w/r/t "hacking" -- all that, do we really need field agents? except that its a totally undeveloped as them -- AND in the bond universe "hacking" has been dealt w/ by field agent bond for two decades now. and all the winky aston-martin shit seemed really out of place, like grafted on from one of the late brosnan bonds.

generally that whole last bit was kind of, like, you cant just ASSUME that were all comic nerds about bond desperate to see his ancestral home and fucking albert finney. if thats going to be INTERESTING you have to sell bonds backstory first, in this movie!

strong field agent moneypenny becoming secretary moneypenny was idiotic. worse still was the bit of "we havent been properly introduced" dialogue. seemed to be part of this weird sense that this was, like, a reboot? like why bother with the whole moneypenny thing at all -- just give m a cute secretary.

okay but yeah it looked dope and dench and craig and finney and bardem were all great. (though bardems whole, flower-shirt gay-panic zorin-hair thing was like. i dont know. another weird nod to past bond that didnt actually FIT into any kind of theme or pattern.) ON THE OTHER HAND the music was horrible -- the shanghai scene looked and felt so fantastic, except for the fucking tribal drum soundtrack. vangelis people!

to see his ancestral home and fucking albert finney

Finney's too out of shape to endure it

Kind of want to use Bardem's character as my new style icon

I certainly want to get a coat like that long leather one but I've wanted one of those for years. Either that or one of the green leather motorcycle despatch rider type.

at least give cred to that great teal/orange underwater frozen lake shot right

Went to see this with mookie last night, had this exact thought.

Also the "Bond correctly deduces that terrified woman is a former child prostitute being raped/used as pawn by supervillain, promptly sneaks into her shower naked, could have offered her a way out but no, she just has sex with yet another violent stranger who will do nothing to help her right before she's beaten up and shot as a game" was so enormously disgusting. Also the gay fear bit, also everything. This was so pretty and had potential and just ended up being stupid and scummy. The Bond that we've been shown as played by Craig deserved better.

Something about her bloody face and her posture against the rock and then how she falls when she's shot, it's so...DOLL-LIKE, it gives the impression of someone having cut the strings on a marionette. It's revolting.

Also the "Bond correctly deduces that terrified woman is a former child prostitute being raped/used as pawn by supervillain, promptly sneaks into her shower naked, could have offered her a way out but no, she just has sex with yet another violent stranger who will do nothing to help her right before she's beaten up and shot as a game" was so enormously disgusting. Also the gay fear bit, also everything. This was so pretty and had potential and just ended up being stupid and scummy. The Bond that we've been shown as played by Craig deserved better.

― grossly incorrect register (in orbit), Sunday, November 25, 2012 3:13 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is otm

there are people who think this is the best bond in decades, which, i dunno, i just dont get that.

I feel like they had the problem of how to make Bardem as scary to the aud as he had been promised to be by the conversation about the woman's fear, but without knowing anything about makin no movies, I think casually murdering the pretty sex doll was a fucking lazy and gross way to do it.

yes laurel otm