worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

guy fieri is up at 3 a.m. every day shredding pepper jack himself

he's still getting over never seeing Ronald McDonald serving burgers at McDonalds

i like how this dude decided "hey i just finished a half marathon, time to undo months of hard work and training"

wait

you mean the Burger King is not really a king?

;_;

"more like ray crock-of-shit"

BEER PONG YO

guy fieri is up at 3 a.m. every day shredding pepper jack himself

― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, November 14, 2012 5:55 PM (36 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"shredding pepper jack" being a euphemism of course

hahahaha strongo

It's a rock and roll type of place with a splash of Japanese wall coverings.
It's a rock and roll type of place with a splash of Japanese wall coverings.
It's a rock and roll type of place with a splash of Japanese wall coverings.
It's a rock and roll type of place with a splash of Japanese wall coverings.
It's a rock and roll type of place with a splash of Japanese wall coverings.
It's a rock and roll type of place with a splash of Japanese wall coverings.
It's a rock and roll type of place with a splash of Japanese wall coverings.
It's a rock and roll type of place with a splash of Japanese wall coverings.
It's a rock and roll type of place with a splash of Japanese wall coverings.

guy fieri is up at 3 a.m. every day frosting his pubes

DYING

anybody have fieris email address because i want to ask him if the carpet matches the drapes

"special" pepper jack sauce

guy fieri is up at 3am every day applying cream cheese and wasabi to his balls

he's still getting over never seeing Ronald McDonald serving burgers at McDonalds

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, November 14, 2012 12:55 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Like Ronald, there should be regional Guy Fieris that show up whenever there's a birthday party at any of the restaurants.

lol

Fieri has appeared in promotions for Flowmaster, a California-based auto exhaust parts manufacturer. In 2008 and 2009, he was the spokesperson for T.G.I. Friday's.[11] In 2010, he appeared in a commercial for Aflac named "Spicy."[12]

i can't believe guy fieri would whore himself out like that

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BAZWqwf35Qc/S405-upuWVI/AAAAAAAACOU/P_qQy5o6Giw/S1600-R/HeaderNew1.jpg

Huh, from the nose up he looks like Corey Feldman.

Born Guy Ramsay Feldman

So Guy jetted off to the Big Apple. Over the course of three frenetic weeks in front of cameras, he rose to the top of the high-stress battle of wit and kitchen smarts like the fat in a cooled pork stew.

the fat also rises

i feel kinda spent after all this

― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, November 14, 2012 12:54 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what do you think guy fieri's post-coital cigarette of choice is

and would he let you have a drag

A fried Marlboro

Kool Milds drenched in donkey sauce

unfiltered lucky strikes with shredded pork where the tobacco should be

wasabi clove with rasperry reduction

guy fieri's aesthetic is many things but the word "reduction" has never been a part of it

one of those camel crush things but when you squeeze the filter it shoots warm bacon fat into your mouth

just a ball of bacon grease in the filter

chorizo-infused filter (extra long)

he just lights up a stick of teriyaki beef jerky

slim jim man, slim jim

http://content.costco.com/Images/Content/Product/618674b.jpg

shit is like a pack of black and mild's to him

ahem strongo might I point you to Guy's South Beach Mojito with blueberry reduction and Wild Lemon Martini with lemon reduction

*drops mic*

GF smokes $100 bills

http://www.therichest.org/celebnetworth/business/men/guy-fieri-net-worth/

what he didn't tell you is that "reduction" is actually code for "hunk of balled up chicken grease."

lol!

reduction = donkey sauce

the last thing you hear before you die

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-LiPvdAjDY

if only i could bend fieris ear i am sure that i could get the graveyson on his shot menu for thanksgiving, i could be a thousandaire

which is to say, ENBB has an underappreciated post upthread

secret shot menu designed by celebrity bartender fluffy bear

btw y'all i just emailed guy about the dr. strongo's restaurant

if it goes through, yr all hired. in some capacity.

drink menu really should just be a series of before and after photos

the "South Beach mojito" I know has ingredients that might frighten Mr. Fieri.

he means semen everyone