worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

WHAT THE SHIT YOU GUYS DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF THE MCDONALDS IS A FALAFEL STAND THAT'S AT LEAST TWICE AS GOOD EVEN IF IT'S THE WORST FALAFEL STAND IN TOWN.

― too many encores (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, November 14, 2012 11:14 AM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm convinced that there's a falafel cart cartel in NYC because nearly all of them are awful

i get that way about people who eat at subway in philadelphia

― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, November 14, 2012 11:15 AM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my most recent trip back I found out that jimmy john's has opened in philly and people actually go there

what the hell man, what the hell

just go to Mamoun's it is the best

ehh mamoun's is not that good

mamoun's is pretty great for $3 ($3.50 for the combo)

aw, really? it used to be ;_;

this one time a falafel cart charged me 5 bucks for a falafel because I looked touristy : (

That was my lunch like 3 out of 5 days while I was in school.

and most nights when I was drunk too

I think mamoun's is still very good esp when compared with 'falafel with white sauce' from a cart

go get some and ysi to me please

I have never had falafel out of a cart, it costs the same as falafel out of a not-cart so why even bother?

maybe we can get Guy's restaurant to give us a drink with a falafel garnish

you guys are making a big deal out of falafel

falafel martini - three falafel balls in a martini glass with tahini and vodka

also creme de menthe and prosecco

I was going to get Lebanese for lunch, but now I don't know..

just put it in a martini, I always say

and a lock of guy fieri's hair cut from where it's frosted

also, a pork chop

raw

i wonder if he does the frosting himself or its a whole weekly deal along with mani-pedi

why do i have so many questions about guy fieri

i just want him to be my friend u_u

I'd take a falafel martini over a goddamn Cosmo

and come over and play wii boxing and then a bongo solo or two while we listen to my parrothead jams mix cd

O_O

what if... they put falafel into a cosmo

through the looking glass here

http://www.annotatedmst.com/episodes/teenagersouterspace/bugsbunny.jpg

strongo, guy

tell me again about the rabbits, guy fieri

FOR DESSERT AT GUY FIERI'S: THE CAKE OF FROSTED TIPS

http://i.imgur.com/uU3nE.jpg

I don't trust Diners, Drive ins, and Dives because Guy chose a year old fish-n-chips place (Mac's Fish and Chips) over myriad better options and acted like it was Santa Barbara canon. It also doesn't fit into his triple D genre.

I just found something beautiful.

http://cdn.crushable.com/files/2011/08/tumblr_lqpakfnQ2E1qzy8n8o1_500.jpg

http://p.twimg.com/Ajv698gCMAAq1yd.jpg:large

i kind of want a teddy ruxpin except it's guy fieri

http://i.imgur.com/CtODg.jpg

if you could put a cassette in Guy Fieri's back and make him lip-sync to, say, "Fucked" by GOD, that would be the BEST

A+ pics guys! A+ pics, Guy!

one time when i was a kid we put the cassingle of "i want your sex" into teddy ruxpin

omg

that day, strongo became a man

strongo if you cannot be friends w/guy you can at least eat his head and absorb his essence

http://img854.imageshack.us/img854/7586/blackwatergrill2.jpg

it was like say anything except i was 9 and the boombox was a teddy ruxpin

Not to digress too much, but I believe Jane and Michael Stern put another fishhook in an imprisoned orphan's neck every time Guy Fieri's name is spoken out loud.

how do i make a drink out of hummus

sorry i am on my own vision quest over here

I will help you

r.i.p. beverly [REDACTED] you were my one true love and you never understood what i was trying to tell you with that teddy ruxpin

i really want falafel now