worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

fear and trolling

I bet after Guy cums the whole room smells like hot ham

THERE WE GO

"We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the wasabi began to take hold."

goddamn it dan i was about to run to the store

(sorry guys, production crisis pulled me away)

too bad suggest ban option gone

suggest ham

strongo clicked "suggest dan" option instead

if i join in on the fieri safari, do i have to actually eat the food or can i spend the whole time confusing and terrifying the bartender with drink orders

because hey if there was ever a restaurant where i think someone else would put anchovy paste in a beer, this is the spot

we need to buy an old vw van for this

and a Port-a-Potty

we should prob cut out a section of the floorboards in the back so we can throw up while we drive

which hey solves the portapotty thing as well

only if flames were painted on the side

this really sounds like the best possible thing we could do to celebrate turning 40, jjj

I want in on this pilgrimage -- I've been training for it my whole life.

I might have to join in on this so I can help identify the bodies.

we need to buy an old vw van for this

morelike an old Suburban w/ steer horns attached to the hood

ok but we have to stop at Disneyland for blue glowtinis

do they have whole habenero peppers

"after the incident of 2013, Guy's restaurant became known as 'Fieritown'; young people began referring to the act of uncritically going along with a patently terrible idea as 'eating the bleu-sabi wings'"

There's a big van down the street with a sign on it that says "FOR SALE -- INCLUDES SAT. TV"

ive always wanted to die in times square so why not do in guy fieris warm poblanorita embrace

WHAT THE SHIT YOU GUYS DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF THE MCDONALDS IS A FALAFEL STAND THAT'S AT LEAST TWICE AS GOOD EVEN IF IT'S THE WORST FALAFEL STAND IN TOWN.

― too many encores (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, November 14, 2012 11:14 AM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm convinced that there's a falafel cart cartel in NYC because nearly all of them are awful

i get that way about people who eat at subway in philadelphia

― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, November 14, 2012 11:15 AM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my most recent trip back I found out that jimmy john's has opened in philly and people actually go there

what the hell man, what the hell

just go to Mamoun's it is the best

ehh mamoun's is not that good

mamoun's is pretty great for $3 ($3.50 for the combo)

aw, really? it used to be ;_;

this one time a falafel cart charged me 5 bucks for a falafel because I looked touristy : (

That was my lunch like 3 out of 5 days while I was in school.

and most nights when I was drunk too

I think mamoun's is still very good esp when compared with 'falafel with white sauce' from a cart

go get some and ysi to me please

I have never had falafel out of a cart, it costs the same as falafel out of a not-cart so why even bother?

maybe we can get Guy's restaurant to give us a drink with a falafel garnish

you guys are making a big deal out of falafel

falafel martini - three falafel balls in a martini glass with tahini and vodka

also creme de menthe and prosecco

I was going to get Lebanese for lunch, but now I don't know..

just put it in a martini, I always say

and a lock of guy fieri's hair cut from where it's frosted

also, a pork chop

raw

i wonder if he does the frosting himself or its a whole weekly deal along with mani-pedi

why do i have so many questions about guy fieri

i just want him to be my friend u_u

I'd take a falafel martini over a goddamn Cosmo