worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

guy's thighs

no

like want to round them up "most dangerous game" style passionate

I never ever want to see "Guy's thighs" in any context

aw i bet his thighs are okay

but then i'm into bears

a cinnabon, and two more cinnabons

working title of the "Pirate Jack" had to be "Date Rape" right

Man vs Food >>>>>> Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives (mainly because Adam Richman >>>>>>> Fieri)

― Dog the Puffin Hunter (ledge), Wednesday, November 14, 2012 11:12 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

agree with this

that secret menu otm

some people just want familiarity even if its clearly worse. my roommate is like this, we have a pretty damn good local pizza place in the neighborhood and he still insists on getting dominos or papa johns because its what he's used to

Richman is a funny guy! He says funny things! Fieri just says "BOOM" and "OH YEAH" and "that's a BIG pizza!" like that is actually a humorous comment.

"just give me a big gulp cup full of chipotle mayo with a pepper jack-filled baguette sticking out of it. second though, skip the baguette, it'll only make me sleepy."

AMY POEHLER'S JOLLY RANCHER

rye whiskey
Campari
peppermint schnapps
Hypnotiq
durian nectar
red pepper flakes
blackberry seltzer

PAUL LYNDE'S SAILOR'S SURPRISE

ginger ale
dark rum
bull semen
absolut peppar
charles nelson reilly's eyelashes
mashed banana
remy martin

Fieri just says "BOOM" and "OH YEAH" and "that's a BIG pizza!" like that is actually a humorous comment.

wait, so is he actually.. Kool-Aid Man?

I feel about national chains like iatee feels about cars. Nobody should ever eat at them, ever.

Fieri just says "BOOM" and "OH YEAH" and "that's a BIG pizza!" like that is actually a humorous comment.

wait, so is he actually.. Kool-Aid Man?

― mod is my co-pilot (Pillbox), Wednesday, November 14, 2012 11:23 AM (41 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the kool-aid man is more subtle

sometimes when youre driving somewhere theres nothing else tho xp

if both iatee and me get our way you won't be driving anywhere, problem solved

hmmm

take it to "rolling caring about things"

this is the space for us to stare into the frosted-tipped abyss

There is a stand-alone restaurant in Baltimore called the Olive Grove, which originally opened as a near perfect copy of the Olive Garden down to the free breadsticks; however, everything on the menu is actually quite good and the seafood is fantastic.

The Frost-Tipped Abyss is a new vodka and bourbon drink at Guy's restaurant

The Frost-Tipped Abyss is Guy Fieri's nickname for his penis

the little cartoon on the frost-tipped abyss logo is guy smiling in corpsepaint

One of its ingredients is Aqua Net. xxp

It is called a vodka and bourbon drink on the menu but contains neither, is in fact made with Liebfraumilch and gin.

what do you guys think guy yells out at the moment of orgasm?

"PEPPER JACK"

"THANK YOU, MY DARK LORD CTHULU"

"I'M SO ALONE"

"DONKEY SAUCE!"

BADASS

"DONKEY SAUUUUUUUUUUCE"

dammit!

i have a feeling guy's the kind of person who likes to give unsuspecting sex partners the shocker

"THAT IS A BIG PIZZA"

that is the most high school of "I have a great sex idea" moves, so yes

also does he leave his arm bands on or off

these are the things i think about

in my stygian pit of loneliness

He puts the left one around his dick

does he leave his sunglasses on behind his head?

i'm pretty sure that when guy fieri orgasms he sounds like he's having a heart attack -- i'm sure one day that's how he'll die

still dying at the concept of a google alert set to 'pepper jack'

i'm pissed that after all this time, no food critic has gone to tex wasabi's to eat these sushi rolls

are you man enough jordan

when Guy Fieri orgasms and you feel his breath on your neck it smells like bologna and mayonnaise

i can't believe we crossed the guy fieri sex talk line and djp is off like doing work or something