worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

27 Sep Lala Lala ‏@Lala_Ladybug28
Hey @GuyFieri eating at Guy's American Kitchen and Bar in NYC and it is FANTASTIC!!! One billion stars for you and the restaurant!! #yumyum

strongo reading Paula Broadwell tweets

i actually have a google alert set up

one of three: "guy fieri," "pepper jack," "giant comet that will that destroy us all god please hear my prayers"

I like the NYT review because now I know I am not the only person on earth who finds Fieri disgusting and still enjoys Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives.

Christ almighty strongo yr killing it today

I will not ride for guy fieri with you tho. unless the ride is on people who live in NY but have actually eaten at an Olive Garden there what the fucking shit

I like the NYT review because now I know I am not the only person on earth who finds Fieri disgusting and still enjoys Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives.

― Three Word Username, Wednesday, November 14, 2012 11:09 AM (30 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

feel like this is pretty common! guy is the price you pay to see some ppl doing some pretty cool stuff.

I only went once out of curiousity, I was hoping the unlimited salad and breadsticks would be good at least

xp

What channel is that on, should I watch it? I like all of those things.

Man vs Food >>>>>> Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives (mainly because Adam Richman >>>>>>> Fieri)

i kind of wanted to start a rolling adam richman deathwatch thread a couple years back

kind of a tossup about whether he's going to die of a cheese-induced heart attack or be knifed by rough trade tbh

fair enough Iats. I am pretty passionate about NYC for food I get irrationally pissed that there's any McDonald'ses there at all. WHAT THE SHIT YOU GUYS DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF THE MCDONALDS IS A FALAFEL STAND THAT'S AT LEAST TWICE AS GOOD EVEN IF IT'S THE WORST FALAFEL STAND IN TOWN.

i get that way about people who eat at subway in philadelphia

word on the street is you got to go for the secret menu

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal05/2012/9/10/18/enhanced-buzz-10738-1347315613-8.jpg

guy's thighs

no

like want to round them up "most dangerous game" style passionate

I never ever want to see "Guy's thighs" in any context

aw i bet his thighs are okay

but then i'm into bears

a cinnabon, and two more cinnabons

working title of the "Pirate Jack" had to be "Date Rape" right

Man vs Food >>>>>> Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives (mainly because Adam Richman >>>>>>> Fieri)

― Dog the Puffin Hunter (ledge), Wednesday, November 14, 2012 11:12 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

agree with this

that secret menu otm

some people just want familiarity even if its clearly worse. my roommate is like this, we have a pretty damn good local pizza place in the neighborhood and he still insists on getting dominos or papa johns because its what he's used to

Richman is a funny guy! He says funny things! Fieri just says "BOOM" and "OH YEAH" and "that's a BIG pizza!" like that is actually a humorous comment.

"just give me a big gulp cup full of chipotle mayo with a pepper jack-filled baguette sticking out of it. second though, skip the baguette, it'll only make me sleepy."

AMY POEHLER'S JOLLY RANCHER

rye whiskey
Campari
peppermint schnapps
Hypnotiq
durian nectar
red pepper flakes
blackberry seltzer

PAUL LYNDE'S SAILOR'S SURPRISE

ginger ale
dark rum
bull semen
absolut peppar
charles nelson reilly's eyelashes
mashed banana
remy martin

Fieri just says "BOOM" and "OH YEAH" and "that's a BIG pizza!" like that is actually a humorous comment.

wait, so is he actually.. Kool-Aid Man?

I feel about national chains like iatee feels about cars. Nobody should ever eat at them, ever.

Fieri just says "BOOM" and "OH YEAH" and "that's a BIG pizza!" like that is actually a humorous comment.

wait, so is he actually.. Kool-Aid Man?

― mod is my co-pilot (Pillbox), Wednesday, November 14, 2012 11:23 AM (41 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the kool-aid man is more subtle

sometimes when youre driving somewhere theres nothing else tho xp

if both iatee and me get our way you won't be driving anywhere, problem solved

hmmm

take it to "rolling caring about things"

this is the space for us to stare into the frosted-tipped abyss

There is a stand-alone restaurant in Baltimore called the Olive Grove, which originally opened as a near perfect copy of the Olive Garden down to the free breadsticks; however, everything on the menu is actually quite good and the seafood is fantastic.

The Frost-Tipped Abyss is a new vodka and bourbon drink at Guy's restaurant

The Frost-Tipped Abyss is Guy Fieri's nickname for his penis

the little cartoon on the frost-tipped abyss logo is guy smiling in corpsepaint

One of its ingredients is Aqua Net. xxp

It is called a vodka and bourbon drink on the menu but contains neither, is in fact made with Liebfraumilch and gin.

what do you guys think guy yells out at the moment of orgasm?

"PEPPER JACK"

"THANK YOU, MY DARK LORD CTHULU"

"I'M SO ALONE"

"DONKEY SAUCE!"

BADASS

"DONKEY SAUUUUUUUUUUCE"

dammit!