Come anticipate Roy Hodgson's three months in charge og England with me.

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it's a totally different thing with rugby, half the aim is to physically intimidate and overpower the opposition, and every second involves a full on physical confrontation.

Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 13:30 (eleven years ago) link

have you seen England play football?

only Brod can judge me (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 14:17 (eleven years ago) link

back of the net

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 14:34 (eleven years ago) link

not since venables, no.

bill paxman (darraghmac), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 14:36 (eleven years ago) link

This is making me realise that there'd've been somebody pulling that shit in the trenches at the Somme. An experience I'd thought couldn't have been any worse.

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 14:39 (eleven years ago) link

"He put himself on the line for England. He’s someone you want to sit beside in the trenches."

"There is no doubt that he has been a warrior of a footballer, lion-hearted, patriotic and ever prepared to risk injury for the cause. You’d want him beside you in the trenches but maybe not in your home."

"someone I’d want with me in the trenches. He’s a winner and would always put his head where it hurts and lead his country with passion."

"in the trenches"+"john terry"
About 80,400 results (0.39 seconds)

studge_siren.gif (onimo), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:43 (eleven years ago) link

When contemplating your imminent death, caught on barbed wire and suffocating in thick mud, you'd want to spend your last few minutes pretending you really want it to someone you don't like.

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:57 (eleven years ago) link

Zlatan delivers.

pandemic, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 19:51 (eleven years ago) link

More evidence that he can't do it against top opposition

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 19:55 (eleven years ago) link

Haha

pandemic, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 20:03 (eleven years ago) link

That was actually a really good goal.

pandemic, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 20:07 (eleven years ago) link

Zlatan puts clown shoes on Shawcross.

pandemic, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:07 (eleven years ago) link

Hat trick. Beautiful.

pandemic, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:12 (eleven years ago) link

He is a god.

Go Narine, Go! (ShariVari), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:12 (eleven years ago) link

lol

r|t|c, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:13 (eleven years ago) link

Joe Hart has been crap all night.

pandemic, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:13 (eleven years ago) link

osman's been lovely

r|t|c, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:17 (eleven years ago) link

!!!!!

Go Narine, Go! (ShariVari), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:19 (eleven years ago) link

oh yes

r|t|c, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:20 (eleven years ago) link

Fucking hell

pandemic, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:20 (eleven years ago) link

:D

jabba hands, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:21 (eleven years ago) link

off he trots, not particularly giving a shit

r|t|c, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:23 (eleven years ago) link

Haven't enjoyed a friendly so much for ages. OMG.

pandemic, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:24 (eleven years ago) link

Damn, stream died and I missed that one. Still, quite the hattrick.

And is this how Sweden are going to roll from now on?

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:25 (eleven years ago) link

You've gotta see the 4th IK!

pandemic, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:28 (eleven years ago) link

Just caught a replay, lol. And lol at all of centurion Stevie's questions being about Zlatan!

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:30 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/ASuiv.png

r|t|c, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:31 (eleven years ago) link

And I guess that's the end of the Zlatan debate

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:31 (eleven years ago) link

never

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:33 (eleven years ago) link

My word that's astonishing

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:34 (eleven years ago) link

the problem with not watching England friendlies is that once every 200 matches something worth seeing happens

only Brod can judge me (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:34 (eleven years ago) link

(just saw the proper angle)

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:34 (eleven years ago) link

finest human of his generation

this poster (VVVVVV) invented winbolo (cozen), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:36 (eleven years ago) link

just seen it. flukey.

only Brod can judge me (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:36 (eleven years ago) link

this one?

http://i.minus.com/i7UuKja2NuIbQ.gif

dansplaining (dan m), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:40 (eleven years ago) link

yeah, coulda gone anywhere

only Brod can judge me (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:42 (eleven years ago) link

As with most balls that are struck with the foot, yes.

boxall, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:43 (eleven years ago) link

Do you think he meant it?

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:43 (eleven years ago) link

coach always said to put it on goal and good things would happen

dansplaining (dan m), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:45 (eleven years ago) link

of course that was ice hockey

dansplaining (dan m), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:45 (eleven years ago) link

that's genuinely one of the best goals of all time

Number None, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:45 (eleven years ago) link

i bet if you watch all of sweden's friendlies he has done that 99 times before one finally went in

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:51 (eleven years ago) link

done it when it mattered tho

in the 91st min when already winning a meaningless friendly against crappy opposition

this poster (VVVVVV) invented winbolo (cozen), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:53 (eleven years ago) link

To be fair to the lad, how often can the opportunity possibly arise?

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:56 (eleven years ago) link

This is both true and also a kinda stupid thing to say

Hodgson - Ibrahimovic being kept on cost us a result.

pandemic, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 22:25 (eleven years ago) link

still doesn't top trevor sinclair for me.

joe hart tho, love seeing him fail.

Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 22:46 (eleven years ago) link

actually does get better on repeated viewings, in terms of the technique.

Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 22:49 (eleven years ago) link

tho still not better than john barnes v blackburn, obviously.

Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 22:49 (eleven years ago) link

ibrahimovic is a pile of shit, cowardly flash waster who never performs when it matters and is labelled "unorthodox" cos he can't play basic football. most overrated player i can think of.

― When a German communicates, you listen (LocalGarda), Friday, October 7, 2011 11:12 PM (1 year ago)

NAMES A CUNTZ FAE RENFRA (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 22:52 (eleven years ago) link

these crucial goals against england in a friendly have vindicated you, as has his rise to the pinnacle of european football with paris saint germain.

Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 22:54 (eleven years ago) link


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