worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

i hate recipes that include dashes

you're so merry and you don't even know it

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, November 13, 2012 6:36 PM (38 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

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4 em dashes Worcestershire sauce

Donkey Sauce really reminds me of these: http://overnighttomanydistantcities.blogspot.com/2007/05/donald-barthelmes-fine-homemade-soups.html

http://www.chalkitupsigns.com/chalkblog/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/morgan.jpg

is donkey sauce supposed to be a play on arby's horsey sauce?

http://www.businessweek.com/investing/insights/blog/archives/horsey2.jpg

that article is great! the epistolary form totally works.

i feel like that needs to be distinguished from a second-person piece that would read like, "you walk into guy fieri's new restaurant. the host approaches you." those are pretty brutal

good point and tbf who amongst us hasnt wanted to ask guy fieri if he cant be fn serious

reading that article makes me want to die of an atherosclerotic heart attack

^my fav kind of heart attack

Sauce it up!™

i feel like that needs to be distinguished from a second-person piece that would read like, "you walk into guy fieri's new restaurant. the host approaches you." those are pretty brutal

like Marilyn Hagerty's reviews?

that article is great! the epistolary form totally works.

― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, November 13, 2012 11:14 PM

otm

lol wmc i never noticed yr ray smuckles comparison til today. i think that might be the most succinct description ever of guy's appeal for me.

Direct challenge to DJP in that NYT review:

Hey, did you try that blue drink, the one that glows like nuclear waste? The watermelon margarita? Any idea why it tastes like some combination of radiator fluid and formaldehyde?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BAZWqwf35Qc/TDed2V7bXUI/AAAAAAAADMk/Ei7ipsc5yFk/s1600/GuyFieriAC2009.jpg

FO' SHO

Hey, did you try that blue drink, the one that glows like nuclear waste? The watermelon margarita? Any idea why it tastes like some combination of radiator fluid and formaldehyde?

I read this and thought to myself "fuck, now I have to go to Guy Fieri's restaurant"

djp will you go to guy fieri's restaurant with me?

actually i am just going to extend this invitation to any ilxors on the upper east coast.

because i am going. one day. this is not an option.

we've already parsed the semiotics of djp's affection for blue martinis with radioactive isotopes floating in them

NYC FAP FO SHO

fun game: get a group of people and go to guy fieri's restaurant, but each person will order the food of somebody else in the group

going to a guy fieri restaurant is some hajj shit for me

un game: get a group of people and go to guy fieri's restaurant, but each person will order the food of vomit on somebody else in the group

http://i.imgur.com/gz6II.png

after drinking a radioactive blue martini, of course

"you walk into guy fieri's new restaurant. the host approaches you."

Worst Choose Your Own Adventure book ever.

djp will you go to guy fieri's restaurant with me?

FUCK YES I WILL

I have to do an NYC trip at some point anyway to visit FB and his fiancee so that would dovetail nicely

Disney World resorts serve this:

http://www.talkdisney.com/forums/attachments/disney-recipes/4638d1289747219-blue-glow-tini-disney-world-glowtini2.jpg

someone photoshop "dating a coworker" so it's "dating guy fieri"

FUCK YES I WILL

maybe he'll be there!

the Blue Glowtini is AWESOME btw

i'd have so many questions for him

foremost among my questions would be "what was it like touring with Third Eye Bling?" and "did you ever get a chance to meet Eddie Murphy or Mike Myers?"

"you seem to have lived a remunerative existence as a manic pig-ignorant toad consuming whatever comes his way like a vacuum cleaner. would you say my life choices are basically sound, then?"

the truly fucked up thing abt this restaurant is how expensive it is, you could get a really good meal somewhere else!

yeah but one doesn't go to mecca because you could pray to the wall of a gas station a lot easier

omg Third Eye Bling, I should make that happen

it would be all 3EB covers done in the style of mid-90s Bad Boy

I would totally try this place out of curiousity at this point but I bet the entrees are like 20 bux

xp

isn't there an Olive Garden in Times Square that's cheaper and serves better food?

and a souvenir blue glow cube

U DINT TELL US U GOT TO KEEP THE GLOW CUBE

olive gardens probably not cheaper. maybe better but

i don't think there's an appetizer less than 11 bucks on the menu!

times square olive garden is weirdly expensive too

YEAH BUT BOTTOMLESS SALAD BOWL

There's an ESPNZone in Times Square and you can sit in a giant recliner in front of a wall of TVs. Suck it, Fieri.

U DINT TELL US U GOT TO KEEP THE GLOW CUBE

WTF YES I DID