worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

The good news is your date is here.
The bad news is...he's dead.

when your adjective-to-noun rate exceeds the national average then you're in trouble

cmon if you can't write that review in the second person what can you write in the second person?

You laugh as you type this.

:)

Lol @ ILXors turning on a review of a Fieri joint that is exactly as harsh and mean as everything we've already said about Fieri just because it's structured as a series of bitchy questions

also it's in the American 'newspaper of record'

usa today?

guy fieri is the best

i've been saving this gif for when i want to big-up a post, but i havent found the right chance yet

http://i.imgur.com/xnbty.gif

so squinty

but then again so many of my dreams revolve around being rich, fat, drunk, and paid to eat on tv.

can he even open his eyes anymore

he's just so happy to be eating that foodstuff!

sodium-eyes

god he's like santa claus and swingers had some kinda wonderful eraserhead baby.

you're so merry and you don't even know it

god he's like santa claus and swingers had some kinda wonderful eraserhead baby.

and shat out a barbequeue chicken encrusted croquette

i bet if you poke him in the belly he giggles like the pilsbury doughboy

and then vomits donkey sauce and bourbon on you

did he make a silver dollar appear out of thin air with his free hand in that gif?

lol strongo itt

he turned that slice of barbeque chicken croquette pizza into a Susan B. Anthony coin.

cuz that's CALIFORNIA STYLE

i take my joy where i find it. and in this case i take it in the form of 300 pounds of greasy, cholesterol-sodden p.t. barnum slathered in bronzer and bleach.

SERVICE The well-meaning staff seems to realize that this is not a real restaurant.

― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, November 13, 2012 5:43 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hah, i like the idea that its something other than a restaurant, a portal to another dimension, covert government experiment

diner drive in or dive

hah, i like the idea that its something other than a restaurant, a portal to another dimension, covert government experiment

like...Benghazi?

dun dun DUN

Ain't that America?

little pink houses slathered in donkey sauce for you and me

wtf is donkey sauce? (i hesitantly ask)

to date, who is the most powerful person who has won a reality show competition to become a star

if I'm not forgetting someone it could be fieri

to date, who is the most powerful person who has won a reality show competition to become a star

Mitt Romney.

"Donkey" Sauce:

1 cup prepared mayonnaise
1/4 cup roasted garlic
1 teaspoon regular yellow mustard
2 cups cries of screaming infants consigned to hell
4 dashes Worcestershire sauce
1/4 teaspoon kosher salt
1 tablespoon your immortal sauce
4 pinches ground black pepper

Mix the mayonnaise, roasted garlic, mustard, Worcestershire, salt and pepper together until smooth. Yield: about 1 cup.

i hate recipes that include dashes

you're so merry and you don't even know it

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, November 13, 2012 6:36 PM (38 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

A+

4 em dashes Worcestershire sauce

Donkey Sauce really reminds me of these: http://overnighttomanydistantcities.blogspot.com/2007/05/donald-barthelmes-fine-homemade-soups.html

http://www.chalkitupsigns.com/chalkblog/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/morgan.jpg

is donkey sauce supposed to be a play on arby's horsey sauce?

http://www.businessweek.com/investing/insights/blog/archives/horsey2.jpg

that article is great! the epistolary form totally works.

i feel like that needs to be distinguished from a second-person piece that would read like, "you walk into guy fieri's new restaurant. the host approaches you." those are pretty brutal

good point and tbf who amongst us hasnt wanted to ask guy fieri if he cant be fn serious

reading that article makes me want to die of an atherosclerotic heart attack

^my fav kind of heart attack

Sauce it up!™

i feel like that needs to be distinguished from a second-person piece that would read like, "you walk into guy fieri's new restaurant. the host approaches you." those are pretty brutal

like Marilyn Hagerty's reviews?

that article is great! the epistolary form totally works.

― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, November 13, 2012 11:14 PM

otm