OK, is this the worst piece of music writing ever?

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i bought a packet of circus peanuts today b/c of this thread.

mod is my co-pilot (Pillbox), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 22:53 (eleven years ago) link

ew

multiple decades of jazz (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 22:56 (eleven years ago) link

How many people buy circus peanuts a year, or were they just made all and once years ago and have been sitting on shelves ever since?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 22:58 (eleven years ago) link

Just before birth, the fates allot each man a certain number of circus peanuts; when the last is eaten he is visited by death.

multiple decades of jazz (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 23:00 (eleven years ago) link

the first one was OK, but I tired of them midway through the second & threw the rest away. I was just kind of curious about them b/c I haven't eaten them since I was prob age 5 or so. Impressively, the texture & taste is even more artificial-seeming than you'd think, given their appearance.

mod is my co-pilot (Pillbox), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 23:01 (eleven years ago) link

I'd rather eat packaging peanuts.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 23:02 (eleven years ago) link

This is like from a high school newspaper!

http://blogs.ocweekly.com/heardmentality/2012/09/john_coltrane_a_love_supreme.php

ya bish called wanda (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 06:18 (eleven years ago) link

http://josephalapin.com

mookieproof, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 06:22 (eleven years ago) link

Yeesh.

Funny how the "high school newspaper" genre now includes random facts from Wikipedia.

Sandy Denny Real Estate (jaymc), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 06:22 (eleven years ago) link

It doesn't take a genius to figure out that Flying Lotus, born Steven Ellison, is a special artists, guiding our ear palettes and rhythmic intuitions into complex and undiscovered territory.

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 06:29 (eleven years ago) link

i kind of like this guy for saying things like "And of course, Coltrane was just straight-up killing the sax."

flopson, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 06:38 (eleven years ago) link

flopson stop being okay w/ everything

C:\GAMES\KEEN\KEEN4E.EXE (clouds), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 06:47 (eleven years ago) link

Happy belated birthday, Trane!

how's life, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 10:39 (eleven years ago) link

Could have just got him a card, Joe.

how's life, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 10:40 (eleven years ago) link

And then there's Trane's A Love Supreme which all the lovers of the NOW SOUND swear by and all it is is the precursor of the Vanilla Fudge, Coltrane's worst and its good that he's dead I would say it worse than that

-- Not a bad excerpt from not a bad piece of writing by R. Meltzer to be found in Gulcher (and perhaps originally in the Voice)

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 11:08 (eleven years ago) link

not bad piece of writing, just so there is no confusion..

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 11:09 (eleven years ago) link

but quote inaccurately, blame the lack of coffee.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 11:10 (eleven years ago) link

It turned out that John Coltrane, like many of the great beboppers (Miles Davis, Thelonious Monk, Charlie "Bird" Parker), would fall victim to the black-tar bug -- in other words, heroin.

All this needs is for "beboppers" to be in quotes and it'll be perfect.

super perv powder (Phil D.), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 11:21 (eleven years ago) link

texas t

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 11:25 (eleven years ago) link

crude

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 11:26 (eleven years ago) link

can i just say i love you all

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 11:26 (eleven years ago) link

I haven't really read this thread properly yet, but I'm going to drop what I'm doing and check it out NOW.

What Kind Of EOY POLL Do You Look Like Now? (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 13:14 (eleven years ago) link

As a jazz fan you might find it helpful. Sure made an impression on me.

Albert Crampus (NickB), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 13:19 (eleven years ago) link

Well when I say impression, I mean more sort of like an imprint of strange and beautiful blaps

Albert Crampus (NickB), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 13:20 (eleven years ago) link

I always thought this "jazz" stuff was pretty scary but now I'm going to give it a try.

Deafening silence (DL), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 13:21 (eleven years ago) link

reading this article in the voice is like the end of flowers for algernon.

s.clover, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 13:44 (eleven years ago) link

lmao

flopson, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 13:50 (eleven years ago) link

Funny how the "high school newspaper" genre now includes random facts from Wikipedia.
It's almost like the educational text on a kid's restaurant placemat. The only thing missing is the Word Scramble- SILEM VASID- and the Jazz Maze.

lol at algernon

What Kind Of EOY POLL Do You Look Like Now? (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 14:14 (eleven years ago) link

I accidentally listened to Head Hunters and think I might have heard some experimentation, is there someone I can call? ;_;

super perv powder (Phil D.), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 14:38 (eleven years ago) link

some sort of funky doctor i guess

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 14:39 (eleven years ago) link

xp

You were warned.

5-Hour Enmity (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 14:39 (eleven years ago) link

lol all that clicking inspired a sequel. i hate the internet.

maura, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:07 (eleven years ago) link

haha! sorry. its kinda funny though. they sent in the big guns! love this:

Yesterday's much celebrated "Ten Jazz Albums to Hear Before You Die" post was a starter course, an easily digestible, rudimentary entry into the storied genre that not one person on the planet disagreed with. But today, we go further. Because for every Blue Train or Kind of Blue there's a jazz album that's as good, or better, but infinitely more obscure. Here are 10 of them, culled from about 100 years.

scott seward, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:22 (eleven years ago) link

At least they got decent writers the second time around. I was on an EMP panel with Rodriguez, and I've employed Kassel as a freelancer myself. And the ten discs they chose are an interesting mix. But none of that washes away the stain of the first piece.

誤訳侮辱, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:35 (eleven years ago) link

Don't worry, I'm not going to get too music geek on you right now

thanks for going easy on me, half note

drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:38 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.au-lapin-agile.com/img/cabaret.jpg

multiple decades of jazz (Jon Lewis), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:41 (eleven years ago) link

so we don't all have to clickthrough that:

Ten (More) Jazz Albums to Hear Before You Die
By Sound of the City Wed., Nov. 14 2012 at 7:20 AM
Categories: Jazz

By Matthew Kassel and Alex W. Rodriguez

Yesterday's much celebrated "Ten Jazz Albums to Hear Before You Die" post was a starter course, an easily digestible, rudimentary entry into the storied genre that not one person on the planet disagreed with. But today, we go further. Because for every Blue Train or Kind of Blue there's a jazz album that's as good, or better, but infinitely more obscure. Here are 10 of them, culled from about 100 years.

See Also:
- Ten Jazz Albums to Hear Before You Die
- Top Ten Jazz Shows in NYC This Month

10. Louis Armstrong
Satchmo at Symphony Hall
Louis Armstrong's triumphant return to the small-ensemble format came with the trumpeter at the peak of his powers, and surrounded by virtuoso sidemen. In addition to Armstrong's updated renditions of his classic repertoire, clarinetist Barney Bigard and trombonist Jack Teagarden give inspired performances during their respective features, making this a singular document of these original jazz giants at their absolute best.

9. Sidney Bechet
Moasic Select: Sidney Bechet
Sidney Bechet's completely inimitable style is in full force on these remastered takes of his work with Columbia from the 1920s to the 1940s. Really, any record that features Bechet's wild virtuosity and shuddering vibrato is worth a listen; this boxed set just happens to feature some of the most carefully-restored examples of it, which can be difficult to find. Or, you can hear his "Si Tu Vois Ma Mere" as the opening cut on the Midnight in Paris soundtrack -- we can always leave it to Woody Allen to give the early jazz greats their due.

8. The Quintet
Jazz at Massey Hall
On May 15, 1953, the world heavy weight champion Rocky Marciano knocked out Jersey Joe Walcott to defend his title in a boxing match in Chicago. That same night Charlie Parker, Dizzy Gillespie, Bud Powell, Charles Mingus and Max Roach got on a stage in Toronto and played bebop standards with the same vigor with which a pugilist might throw his prize-winning punch. More people watched the boxing match 50 years ago, but you'd do well to check out this album now. Listen to Gillespie impetuously shrieking "salt PEE-nuts!" as Parker enters his solo.

7. Nancy Wilson with the Cannonball Adderley Quintet
Nancy Wilson/Cannonball Adderley
Nancy Wilson was only 24 years old when she joined Cannonball Adderley and his quintet to make this beautiful record. She sounds in complete command. Four of the tracks on this CD are instrumental, and they're good post-bop numbers -- featuring Louis Hayes on drums, Sam Jones on bass, Joe Zawinul on piano and Cannonball's brother, Nat, on trumpet. But the group is at its best working behind Wilson, accentuating her impeccable voice.

6. Duke Ellington, Max Roach and Charles Mingus
Money Jungle
If you think of Duke Ellington as an even-tempered artist, then listen to Money Jungle, which he recorded in 1962 with Max Roach and Charles Mingus, and reconsider. This is an odd record, but its no exaggeration to say that it is one of the greatest piano trio recordings ever made. And if you're looking for an album which showcases Ellington's abilities as a pianist, this is the one to check out.

5. John Coltrane Quartet
Crescent
In 1964, John Coltrane recorded A Love Supreme -- his most exalted album -- to express his admiration for God. It deserves every bit of the attention it gets. But Crescent, made earlier that very year, with the same unflappable quartet of McCoy Tyner on piano, Elvin Jones on drums and Jimmy Garrison on bass, may be the saxophonist's deepest and most affecting CD.

4. Count Basie
Count Basie Live at the Sands
No jazz list is complete without a big band, and Count Basie's New Testament band of the 1950s and '60s is one of the form's most dynamic and hard-swinging exponents. This album, a live take of one of Basie's popular Las Vegas shows, opening for Frank Sinatra, serves up a satisfying blend of classic Frank Foster charts, clever re-workings of pop tunes like Ray Charles's "I Can't Stop Loving You" and in-the-pocket solos from star sidemen such as trombonist Al Grey and trumpeter Harry "Sweets" Edison.

3. Julius Hemphill
Dogon A.D.
On Dogon A.D. -- one of the finest examples of loft jazz out there, from 1972 -- you'll hear complex funk, repeated melodic patterns and spare instrumentation. Like Ornette Coleman, Julius Hemphill, who founded the World Saxophone Quartet, was born in Fort Worth, Texas, in the 1930s, and he never abandoned his attachment to the blues, even at his most experimental. In 2011 this record was reissued in limited supply by the International Phonograph Inc. label after years of being out of print.

2. Maceo Parker
Life on Planet Groove
This unfathomably funky set of music comes from the horn section that helped make James Brown famous: Maceo Parker, Pee Wee Ellis, and Fred Wesley. This live recording captures a brilliant highlight of their post-Brown careers, featuring adventurous improvisation alongside passionate showmanship. Parker described the music as "two percent jazz, 98 percent funky stuff," and he and his bandmates cooked up a potent mix of creative blowing and unstoppable groove.

1. Claudia Quintet
Royal Toast
There have been dozens of great jazz releases cut during the past few years that could make up a worthy list of must-hear musical titles, but this one from The Claudia Quintet stands out in particular. Drummer and composer John Hollenbeck's mesmerizing loops and the group's constant polyrhythmic interplay offer a compelling example of what 21st century jazz can sound like: both maddeningly complex and irresistibly hard-grooving, performed by dexterous improvisers who inject something new into every take.

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:41 (eleven years ago) link

zzzzzzzzz

multiple decades of jazz (Jon Lewis), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:43 (eleven years ago) link

regret selling my original copy of dogon a.d. that's all i have to add.

scott seward, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:45 (eleven years ago) link

the ppl voted for another Lapin listicle and they give us this mere competence?

multiple decades of jazz (Jon Lewis), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:47 (eleven years ago) link

ha.

What Kind Of EOY POLL Do You Look Like Now? (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:48 (eleven years ago) link

Is the 'Jazz at Massey Hall' rec "infinitely more obscure"? there's a whole book abt it!

Ward Fowler, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:59 (eleven years ago) link

Only one copy was ever pressed, and it lies at the bottom of the ocean. Only plankton have heard it.

5-Hour Enmity (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:00 (eleven years ago) link

Live At R'lyeh Town Hall

multiple decades of jazz (Jon Lewis), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:00 (eleven years ago) link

But every one of those plankton formed a band.

What Kind Of EOY POLL Do You Look Like Now? (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:02 (eleven years ago) link


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