you're not doing any better, either
― under minnesota shakedown (mh), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 22:52 (eleven years ago) link
congrats guy fieri, you have gone to a zillion food places and tried to explain why they're good on air, and have come up with a restaurant no worse than applebees
― under minnesota shakedown (mh), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 22:53 (eleven years ago) link
give the tourists what they want
― iatee, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 22:54 (eleven years ago) link
times square maps exactly to the interior of the mall of america basically, minus a naked cowboy or a spongebob rollercoaster or w/e
― goole, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 22:58 (eleven years ago) link
Can you dance with the Fieri by the pale moonlight? Can you?
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 22:58 (eleven years ago) link
honestly the times getting all quiddities on this crap makes we want to defend it #teamfieri
― goole, Tuesday, November 13, 2012 5:50 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
eh wells kind of takes pains to defend fried american cuisine, almost too much
― max, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 23:04 (eleven years ago) link
The good news is your date is here. The bad news is...he's dead.
― mod is my co-pilot (Pillbox), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 23:05 (eleven years ago) link
when your adjective-to-noun rate exceeds the national average then you're in trouble
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 23:06 (eleven years ago) link
cmon if you can't write that review in the second person what can you write in the second person?
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 23:10 (eleven years ago) link
You laugh as you type this.
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 23:11 (eleven years ago) link
:)
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 23:11 (eleven years ago) link
Lol @ ILXors turning on a review of a Fieri joint that is exactly as harsh and mean as everything we've already said about Fieri just because it's structured as a series of bitchy questions
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 23:16 (eleven years ago) link
also it's in the American 'newspaper of record'
― iatee, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 23:23 (eleven years ago) link
usa today?
― under minnesota shakedown (mh), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 23:26 (eleven years ago) link
guy fieri is the best
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 23:28 (eleven years ago) link
i've been saving this gif for when i want to big-up a post, but i havent found the right chance yet
http://i.imgur.com/xnbty.gif
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 23:29 (eleven years ago) link
so squinty
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 23:30 (eleven years ago) link
but then again so many of my dreams revolve around being rich, fat, drunk, and paid to eat on tv.
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 23:30 (eleven years ago) link
can he even open his eyes anymore
he's just so happy to be eating that foodstuff!
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 23:31 (eleven years ago) link
sodium-eyes
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 23:31 (eleven years ago) link
god he's like santa claus and swingers had some kinda wonderful eraserhead baby.
you're so merry and you don't even know it
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 23:36 (eleven years ago) link
and shat out a barbequeue chicken encrusted croquette
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 23:36 (eleven years ago) link
i bet if you poke him in the belly he giggles like the pilsbury doughboy
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 23:37 (eleven years ago) link
and then vomits donkey sauce and bourbon on you
did he make a silver dollar appear out of thin air with his free hand in that gif?
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 23:41 (eleven years ago) link
lol strongo itt
― mod is my co-pilot (Pillbox), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 23:45 (eleven years ago) link
he turned that slice of barbeque chicken croquette pizza into a Susan B. Anthony coin.
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 23:47 (eleven years ago) link
cuz that's CALIFORNIA STYLE
i take my joy where i find it. and in this case i take it in the form of 300 pounds of greasy, cholesterol-sodden p.t. barnum slathered in bronzer and bleach.
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 23:48 (eleven years ago) link
SERVICE The well-meaning staff seems to realize that this is not a real restaurant.
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, November 13, 2012 5:43 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
hah, i like the idea that its something other than a restaurant, a portal to another dimension, covert government experiment
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 00:00 (eleven years ago) link
diner drive in or dive
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 00:01 (eleven years ago) link
like...Benghazi?
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 00:01 (eleven years ago) link
dun dun DUN
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 00:02 (eleven years ago) link
Ain't that America?
― cruel silver of hope (Eazy), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 00:06 (eleven years ago) link
little pink houses slathered in donkey sauce for you and me
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 00:11 (eleven years ago) link
wtf is donkey sauce? (i hesitantly ask)
― mod is my co-pilot (Pillbox), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 00:12 (eleven years ago) link
to date, who is the most powerful person who has won a reality show competition to become a star
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 00:12 (eleven years ago) link
if I'm not forgetting someone it could be fieri
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 00:13 (eleven years ago) link
Mitt Romney.
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 00:14 (eleven years ago) link
"Donkey" Sauce:
1 cup prepared mayonnaise 1/4 cup roasted garlic 1 teaspoon regular yellow mustard 2 cups cries of screaming infants consigned to hell 4 dashes Worcestershire sauce 1/4 teaspoon kosher salt 1 tablespoon your immortal sauce 4 pinches ground black pepper
Mix the mayonnaise, roasted garlic, mustard, Worcestershire, salt and pepper together until smooth. Yield: about 1 cup.
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 00:14 (eleven years ago) link
i hate recipes that include dashes
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 00:14 (eleven years ago) link
you're so merry and you don't even know it― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, November 13, 2012 6:36 PM (38 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, November 13, 2012 6:36 PM (38 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
A+
― paula boradwell (crüt), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 00:14 (eleven years ago) link
4 em dashes Worcestershire sauce
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 00:15 (eleven years ago) link
Donkey Sauce really reminds me of these: http://overnighttomanydistantcities.blogspot.com/2007/05/donald-barthelmes-fine-homemade-soups.html
― s.clover, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 04:10 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.chalkitupsigns.com/chalkblog/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/morgan.jpg
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 04:16 (eleven years ago) link
is donkey sauce supposed to be a play on arby's horsey sauce?
http://www.businessweek.com/investing/insights/blog/archives/horsey2.jpg
― fiscal cliff burton (get bent), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 04:18 (eleven years ago) link
that article is great! the epistolary form totally works.
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 05:14 (eleven years ago) link
i feel like that needs to be distinguished from a second-person piece that would read like, "you walk into guy fieri's new restaurant. the host approaches you." those are pretty brutal