I'mma lay your LOLs on the dresser and EXCELSIOR them shits with a spiked bat!

does smooshing cloacae together actually count as sodomy???

― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, November 13, 2012 12:18 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

let's just say yes and see where that takes us

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, November 13, 2012 12:19 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

XP motherf - -

i feel like my dino sex thread was way ahead of its time

needs a transformers crossover to boost xmas market toy sales imo

at work we tried to introduce "Slappin' the Grimlock" as a euphemism for masturbation but it never caught hold with the general public

Huckabee is the type of dude who would invite you to dinner, ask you all kinds of sincere, heartfelt questions about your family and your job, offhandedly mention the lethal dose of cyanide he put in your lemonade, and then offer you a nice slice of fresh-out-the-oven homemade pie.

― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, November 13, 2012 1:24 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

also from dino sex:

more like tyranno-sore-arse amirite

― Albert Crampus (NickB),

My kind of humor.

but how much morelike?

Guy Fieri:

god he's like santa claus and swingers had some kinda wonderful eraserhead baby.

― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, November 13, 2012 11:31 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nicely evocative

immediate followup was also awesome:

you're so merry and you don't even know it

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, November 13, 2012 6:36 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

srsly fuck these married dudes running around sticking their dicks in 'fun' women.

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl)

get in line!

― sug ones (omar little), Tuesday, November 13, 2012 7:55 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

forgot to vote yet, wound up tossing it to mould

― da croupier, Monday, November 12, 2012 10:59 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol phrasing

― balls, Monday, November 12, 2012 11:52 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol omar

yeah A+

once I was pulling into a grocery store parking lot and "It's Still Rock and Roll To Me" came on the radio and I was too lazy to change the station so I kept listening to it until I parked

― paula boradwell (crüt), Tuesday, November 13, 2012 7:54 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

dawg latin I'll keep the analog? or digital? discussion to the pro music boards if you promise to never use Silent Hill as an adjective again

― the grandeur of ryan gosling (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, November 14, 2012 1:26 PM (42 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sooo his girlfriend born may 1995 gave birth to his son in august 2011

― Rachel Howley-Waugh (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 13:09 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

~ aint sayin he a statutory rapist, but he aint goin with no honest papist ~

― Rachel Howley-Waugh (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 13:11 (58 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Is the 'Jazz at Massey Hall' rec "infinitely more obscure"? there's a whole book abt it!

― Ward Fowler, Wednesday, November 14, 2012 10:59 AM (40 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Only one copy was ever pressed, and it lies at the bottom of the ocean. Only plankton have heard it.

― 5-Hour Enmity (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, November 14, 2012 11:00 AM (39 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Live At R'lyeh Town Hall

― multiple decades of jazz (Jon Lewis), Wednesday, November 14, 2012 11:00 AM (39 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

But every one of those plankton formed a band.

― What Kind Of EOY POLL Do You Look Like Now? (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, November 14, 2012 11:02 AM (37 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i kind of want a teddy ruxpin except it's guy fieri

― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, November 14, 2012 12:12 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

one time when i was a kid we put the cassingle of "i want your sex" into teddy ruxpin

― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, November 14, 2012 5:14 PM (43 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

strongo killin it

what can i say, that greasy fuck is apparently my muse

I have had the same damn smashmouth song in my head for the last three hours and it's this thread's fault. I hate all of you.

― ENBB, Wednesday, November 14, 2012 1:52 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hey now.

you're a rockstar

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, November 14, 2012 1:52 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

(sorry)

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, November 14, 2012 1:53 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fuck you

― ENBB, Wednesday, November 14, 2012 1:53 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

not really!

― ENBB, Wednesday, November 14, 2012 1:53 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It's not even that one!

― ENBB, Wednesday, November 14, 2012 1:53 PM (52 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Wait, yes it was.

― ENBB, Wednesday, November 14, 2012 1:53 PM (45 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

they are all that one

this has been a banner day imo

he misses the most obvious stuff. 'commmunism' etc.

― iatee, Wednesday, November 14, 2012 8:39 AM

wow that's a lotta m's

― iatee, Wednesday, November 14, 2012 8:40 AM

free m's for everyone

― lag∞n, Wednesday, November 14, 2012 8:40 AM

the m's of production

― iatee, Wednesday, November 14, 2012 8:41 AM

those 2 have some serious synergy right now

One day, he realized “Whoa, I killed a guy and now i live under this cardboard box buried in the sand.”

― lag∞n, Wednesday, November 14, 2012 2:25 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

“Whoa, my cash is gone and we're in an arena (drugs/libido) that I navigate as well as anyone on the planet here."

― am0n, Wednesday, November 14, 2012 2:29 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

From 'La Isla Bonita' to 'Living In A Box'

― Huey Lewisies & The Newsie-Wewsies (snoball), Wednesday, November 14, 2012 2:29 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

'80s in a nutshell really

― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, November 14, 2012 2:30 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

shit happens, man.

― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, November 14, 2012 5:10 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

especially after eating at a guy fieri joint.

― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, November 14, 2012 5:10 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sometimes i'll think about phil collins and think "man, 'in the air tonight', 'i don't care anymore', 'i'm not moving', 'sussudio', 'easy lover', 'against all odds', 'take me home', 'one more night' - what my problem w/ this guy again?" and then, eventually, i'll remember "another day in paradise".

― balls, Wednesday, November 14, 2012 3:31 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

in other words, you'll think twice

― da croupier, Wednesday, November 14, 2012 3:52 PM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my friends and i had a teddy ruxpin in my teenage years and we made that fucker do all kinds of horrible cassingles

my man

cassingles going teddy

just caught myself looking at ruxpins on ebay

they say the spice intervals at Guy Fieri's Paris restaurant, The Rite of Spring Rolls, caused the first patrons to riot

― Eccsame the Photon Guys (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, November 14, 2012 1:02 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

also megalolz at 'cassingles going teddy'

if i remember correctly, i gave a used teddy ruxpin to ilxor dr3w d@niel a few years back when I saw matmos do a show

used? ewwww, what did you do to it?

lol forks found a cassingle of cathy dennis' 'touch me' and let his instincts take care of the rest

pretty sure the cassingle was Michael Boltons "Can I Touch You...There?"

You can reprogram those things to make the mouth open and close in time to the music.

that's no way to talk about Matmos

used = got it at a sidewalk sale

sure

riiiight

got some used beef for u

Teddy Ruxpin doing Ol' Dirty Bastard would be kinda amazing.

"Teddy I got your Money"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8ZjhklL_RU&list=UUiSNpgCJpr4pYLlo3O_BzdA&index=45&feature=plpp_video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vb_hTU9Eaio

omg 3.31 on that rockafire video