I mean stuff like:
Georg Cantor's development of set theory in the late 19th century was initially rejected by many great mathematicians, including Henri Poincare, before it became the basis for nearly all of mathematics today. But the Bible contains many hints in support of set theory, as in the "last shall be first, and the first shall be last."
― silverfish, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 15:34 (eleven years ago) link
for the times, they are a changing...
ironically.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 15:45 (eleven years ago) link
Crime
Mark 4:22 says how nothing can be hid, neither can anything be kept secret. Empirical statistics show that the vast majority of crimes worldwide are solved.
Well. That settles it, then.
― emil.y, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 15:51 (eleven years ago) link
Giant sea creatures and Jonah
The Book of Jonah describes his survival in the belly of a giant sea creature for 2.5 to 3 days. Scientists declared this to be impossible due to powerful stomach acids that quickly break down any material and the lack of breathable air inside marine animals.In 2010, scientists found the following materials intact in the belly of a gray whale that had died after being stranded on a Northwest beach:[35]a pair of sweat pantsa golf ballover 20 plastic bagssmall towelsduct tapesurgical glovesOf course, many sea creatures have gone extinct in the thousands of years since Jonah lived.
A perfect proof!
― emil.y, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 15:53 (eleven years ago) link
Only in moderns times have scientists become aware of enormous underwater springs feeding into the oceans, and the very deep valleys at the bottom of the oceans.
But the Bible repeatedly describes this thousands of years earlier: "on that very day the deep subcrustal springs were broken open, and the windows of the sky were thrown open." (Genesis 7:11 (CBP)
The CBP referred to there presumably is the Conservative Bible Project, which aims to 'render God's word into modern English without liberal translation distortions.' So they're relying on a distorted version of the bible, written with the benefit of hundreds of years of science, in order to prove that the bible contains 'comprehension of scientific knowledge far ahead of its time'?
My brain hurts :(
― bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 15:55 (eleven years ago) link
A favorite evolutionist canard is that Leviticus 11:13-19 labels the bat, a mammal, as a bird. But this is an obvious failure of translation, as the Hebrew term 'owph did not entail the "clade" of birds, but was a non-biological category referring to any winged creature, mammalian, avian, or insect. The KJV translation as "fowl" is simply incorrect.
They're acknowledging the King James bible contains inaccuracies in translation? But don't they also believe it's 100% the word of God?
― bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 15:57 (eleven years ago) link
That jumped out at me too, but I wasn't sure enough about the particular quirks of conservapedia dude to point it out...
― emil.y, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 16:00 (eleven years ago) link
Who among us can keep track of the quirks of Convservapedia dude?
― bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 16:00 (eleven years ago) link
http://conservapedia.com/Biblical_Conservapedia_Dude_Quirks_Foreknowledge
― emil.y, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 16:01 (eleven years ago) link
In 2010, scientists found the following materials intact in the belly of a gray whale that had died after being stranded on a Northwest beach:[35]a pair of sweat pantsa golf ballover 20 plastic bagssmall towelsduct tapesurgical gloves
Hmmm I wonder if there are any differences between those things and the things they didn't find, e.g., food?
― C-3PO Sharkey (Phil D.), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 16:02 (eleven years ago) link
So disappointed that link didn't work :(
― bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 16:05 (eleven years ago) link
This is a pretty revealing entry in itself: http://conservapedia.com/Conservatism
They really seem to believe that the entire concept of conservatism was invented in the US and is defined entirely by Republican priorities of the last 30 years. Contrast this with even Wikipedia.
― EveningStar (Sund4r), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 16:08 (eleven years ago) link
So much lol in that entry I don't even know where to begin. This is a pretty good place to start, though:
http://conservapedia.com/images/d/d6/Conservative-republican-brain.jpg
― bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 16:11 (eleven years ago) link
Kinda feel we should poll these.
― bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 16:13 (eleven years ago) link
This isn't theology driving the site, its pathology.
― the max in the high castle (kingfish), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 16:16 (eleven years ago) link
Does the existence of a particle or molecule of a certain type mean the quality in question is present, or absent? So many questions. I'm assuming ThePeoplesCube.com is Timecube for the Tea Party generation.
― Neil S, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 16:23 (eleven years ago) link
I guess it's both present and absent at the same time? Like some kind of mental Schrodinger's cat.
I had a quick look at thepeoplescube.com. It's yet more evidence that right-wingers apparently don't understand how humour works.
― bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 16:28 (eleven years ago) link
This is how conservatives understand math:
http://tpc.pc2.netdna-cdn.com/images/Ryan_Math_Force_Field.jpg
from thepeoplescube.com
This is basically how conservatives understand logic as well. Nothing funnier than watching conservatives shout out the names of logical fallacies (frequently misapplying the terms) like they were exorcising demons or casting spells.
― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 16:55 (eleven years ago) link
the conservative bible project is so offensive and horrible it's almost impossible to have a sense of humor about it
― too many encores (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 14:18 (eleven years ago) link
True. It's literally blasphemous. It's so comprehensively wrong-headed that it's hard to believe it's real. I guess I'd like to believe it's an epic troll and that they can't possibly be serious.
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 14:21 (eleven years ago) link
If someone is really devout, I can sort of understand how they could believe that e.g. the Bible predicts all kinds of scientific discoveries (even if the rationalizations given are pretty weak) but just... I looked up words like "conservative" and "socialism" in a dictionary when I was 10-11 and came across them in a newspaper. Do these people not have access to dictionaries? Or do they think that non-Conservapedia reference sources have a liberal bias?
― EveningStar (Sund4r), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 14:24 (eleven years ago) link
Pretty much. We're past the realm of ideology way into pathology here.
― the max in the high castle (kingfish), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:27 (eleven years ago) link
humans - the apes taht can do math
― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:30 (eleven years ago) link
In the late 20th century conservatives found new ways to use language and the media to support their goals and to shape the vocabulary of political discourse.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conservatism_in_the_United_States#Semantics.2C_language.2C_and_media
― EveningStar (Sund4r), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:40 (eleven years ago) link
the KJV - a well known liberal plot to get Christians into appreciating lyrical and poetic turns of phrase.
The whole concept of the Conservabible makes me want to do my own translation that uses only crisp, technocratic babble whenever possible just to demonstrate how ridic translations put into "modern laguange" are in general. But I'm way too lazy for that kind of thing... I mean, the Bible is a big book!
― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:42 (eleven years ago) link
See also:
http://truth-out.org/progressivepicks/item/12401-george-lakoff-progressives-need-to-use-language-that-reflects-moral-values
― the max in the high castle (kingfish), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:45 (eleven years ago) link
Jesus reciprocated: ”Have the greatest possible affection for the Lord your God with all your main circulatory-system organ and with all your incorporeal non-observable attributes and with all your psychological framework, worldview and cognitive processes.’ This is the primary and most pronounced commandment. And the penultimate is similar in a like-wise manner: ‘Love the cohabitants of your locality as your own individuality.’
- Matthew 22:37-39
― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:50 (eleven years ago) link
The Banaka Bible
― super perv powder (Phil D.), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:53 (eleven years ago) link
"Statistically impossible" obviously means improbable beyond reasonable doubt. That is a standard that people use every day, and is well-accepted. When the probability of something falls to a very low level, then it is impossible in a practical sense. It is not merely "highly improbable," which connotes some reasonable possibility.--Andy Schlafly
― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 15 November 2012 00:45 (eleven years ago) link
As is the case with Biblical scientific foreknowledge, the Bible shows a comprehension of knowledge of political events far ahead of its time. Examples include: In Proverbs 29:9, the tenor of the 2012 vice presidential debate was clearly described: "When a wise man debates a fool, the fool rages and laughs, and there is no peace and quiet."
In Proverbs 29:9, the tenor of the 2012 vice presidential debate was clearly described: "When a wise man debates a fool, the fool rages and laughs, and there is no peace and quiet."
― ILM Communication (seandalai), Thursday, 15 November 2012 02:17 (eleven years ago) link
A word fitly spoken is like apples of gold in settings of silver.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 15 November 2012 03:00 (eleven years ago) link
Atheist and evolutionist women are like drippy faucets! Long haired, creationist, wife sweethearts are fruitful and multiply. The righteous shall inherit the earth!
― JoeStork, Sunday, 18 November 2012 23:47 (eleven years ago) link
According to the National Peanut Board, American women and children prefer creamy peanut butter, while most American men prefer chunky peanut butter. Unfortunately, for wimpy evolutionist men they can't even eat chunky peanut butter in their homes because their feminist women will not allow it!
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 18 November 2012 23:58 (eleven years ago) link
In his book, "The Pink Swastika," Lively claims that although the Nazis did persecute homosexuals, the homosexuals the Nazis persecuted were almost exclusively the effeminate members of the gay community in Germany, and that much of the mistreatment was administered by masculine homosexuals who despised effeminacy in all its forms.[4]
― Swole Miss (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Monday, 19 November 2012 00:21 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.conservapedia.com/Bob_Marley
― paula boradwell (crüt), Monday, 19 November 2012 00:34 (eleven years ago) link
The goofy atheist Stephen Hawking goes off the deep end with his "little green men" fantasies.[3]Hawking's foolishness was a contributing factor to him losing his wonderful Christian wife and then marrying a woman who was accused of abusing him.[4][5]
― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 1 December 2012 08:48 (eleven years ago) link
holy shit
― crüt, Saturday, 1 December 2012 08:49 (eleven years ago) link
http://conservapedia.com/Essay:Best_New_Conservative_Words has been blowing my mind. Doubling every century! Of course!
― JoeStork, Saturday, 1 December 2012 08:58 (eleven years ago) link
yeah that one is probably the best evidence of Schlafly being mentally ill
― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 1 December 2012 09:08 (eleven years ago) link
"refudiate 2010 combination of refute and repudiate, as coined by Sarah Palin"
― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 1 December 2012 09:10 (eleven years ago) link
"boomerang 1825 originally coined to describe a throwing device that returns to the thrower, the term became increasingly useful to describe how wrongful conduct returns to bite the perpetrator "
.... I'm at a loss. How the fuck does he think a multithousand year old Australian aboroginal word was invented in 1825?
― Una Stubbs' Tears (Trayce), Saturday, 1 December 2012 09:43 (eleven years ago) link
White people found it = it was invented.
― Three Word Username, Saturday, 1 December 2012 10:04 (eleven years ago) link
monogamy 1612 this has the same date of origin as "productive", and that may not be a coincidence!
― silverfish, Saturday, 1 December 2012 14:11 (eleven years ago) link
Being charitable, he could be dating the secondary meaning and stating that it was conservatives who created the metaphor?
He *is* completely batshit, though.
― emil.y, Saturday, 1 December 2012 15:01 (eleven years ago) link
Also, lol biological clock 1955 - how each woman begins to lose her ability to have children at age 27, no matter how much feminists try to conceal this scientific fact from women
― emil.y, Saturday, 1 December 2012 15:07 (eleven years ago) link
Tebowing 2011 bending on one knee in public to give glory to God (named after pro-life NFL QB Tim Tebow)
Hah no shit?
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 1 December 2012 16:14 (eleven years ago) link
a morning work ethic is a conservative concept.
― EveningStar (Sund4r), Sunday, 2 December 2012 04:55 (eleven years ago) link
how he decides these words are strictly the domain of conservatives i just don't even
― arby's, Sunday, 2 December 2012 05:35 (eleven years ago) link
it's called tribalism. It has dick-all to do with politics or theology or anything but straight pathology and psychological issues. Dude was raised by Phyllis Schlafly to detest the modern world.
I mean this literally. He has as many issues with modernity as K-Lo from the National Review Online does.
― "It's the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Drunk!" (kingfish), Sunday, 2 December 2012 05:40 (eleven years ago) link
ok it's definitely getting crazier since the election:
NFL owners need to do some soul-searching about their atheistic culture after today's tragic loss of life.How about team prayers before and after games, for a change?
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 2 December 2012 06:04 (eleven years ago) link