"can you tell what it is yet?"
― threat of the author (darraghmac), Monday, 12 November 2012 19:54 (eleven years ago) link
"don't worry, I can erase this problem in no time"
― Z S, Monday, 12 November 2012 19:58 (eleven years ago) link
"Well, at least this time it didn't turn out to be a donkey."
― Øystein, Monday, 12 November 2012 20:11 (eleven years ago) link
"Gimme a break Jeff - this man is a goddamn hero. Lost all his skin in a napalm attack in Kandahar. I can't help it if Puzzle Barn won the health contract with the military"
― Albert Crampus (NickB), Monday, 12 November 2012 20:14 (eleven years ago) link
"This is Will, my dotted-line report."
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Monday, 12 November 2012 20:14 (eleven years ago) link
"Asked me if I was free on Thursday and I promised that I'd pencil him in"
― Albert Crampus (NickB), Monday, 12 November 2012 20:15 (eleven years ago) link
"As you can tell doc, our relationship is very much a work in progress."
― s.clover, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 03:59 (eleven years ago) link
"I already told you, I'll fill you in later."
― s.clover, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 04:02 (eleven years ago) link
"You just couldn't put one and two together."
― Everybody did shit, art happened! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 November 2012 00:22 (eleven years ago) link
"I told you I was puzzled."
― Everybody did shit, art happened! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 November 2012 00:23 (eleven years ago) link
"Can I borrow a pen?"
"So I suppose now you're going to act like you don't curl up with the crosswords?"
― Everybody did shit, art happened! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 November 2012 00:25 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/11/26/p465/121126_contest_p465.jpg
― Grampsy, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 17:12 (eleven years ago) link
"I know you're not a Freudian, but I like to have sex with all my analysts."
― Grampsy, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 17:13 (eleven years ago) link
"i bought a new couch"
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 17:16 (eleven years ago) link
otm
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 17:16 (eleven years ago) link
"since you only have a chair large enough for one person in your office, i thought i should bring a couch with room for two people with me. since there will be two of us here. once the delivery guys leave, that is."
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 17:17 (eleven years ago) link
"I am going to cuckold you with these delivery men who ostensibly are just here to deliver a couch."
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 17:19 (eleven years ago) link
what a terrifically uninteresting and badly drawn cartoon. Maybe you could make some reference to how weird everyone's eyes are, i dunno.
― bill paxman (darraghmac), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 17:20 (eleven years ago) link
or the fact that that room would have to have at least five walls
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 17:23 (eleven years ago) link
"Why is your diploma all blurry? Anyway, your couch is here."
― super perv powder (Phil D.), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 17:24 (eleven years ago) link
"One of these delivery men has a cleverly disguised penis and testes on his face. See if you can guess which one!"
― super perv powder (Phil D.), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 17:25 (eleven years ago) link
"couch? couch couch couch couch! couch couch."
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 17:26 (eleven years ago) link
"I'm sorry the cartoonist doesn't know how to handle eyelines, but I am actually talking to you, not over you."
― super perv powder (Phil D.), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 17:27 (eleven years ago) link
"the way you have your desklamp and phone arranged on your desk is very strange"
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 17:29 (eleven years ago) link
"FLASH! duh-duh-duh-duh-AA-AAAAH! Savior of the universe!"
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 17:30 (eleven years ago) link
"Your Landlines is looking so good I thought I'd bring you another inspiring object, Mr. Lasseter."
― abanana, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 17:41 (eleven years ago) link
haha god what is my problem:
i feel like these pictures aren't that funny to begin with
― goole, Monday, June 29, 2009 2:01 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
the pic is not that funny on its own, is the problem
― goole, Wednesday, March 21, 2012 9:30 AM (7 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yes, this picture is not funny
xp
― goole, Tuesday, May 8, 2012 10:28 AM (6 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
another not-funny image
― goole, Monday, May 21, 2012 12:26 PM (5 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― goole, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 17:43 (eleven years ago) link
"I've brought the prayer mat, Ayatollah, now what?"
― Grampsy, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 18:45 (eleven years ago) link
"My childhood, Dr Evil, is quite inconsequential. Summers in Rangoon, a furniture business in Queens..."
― Grampsy, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 18:47 (eleven years ago) link
"The immersion treatment is really helping with my fear of public incontinence. "
― Øystein, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 21:10 (eleven years ago) link
That drawing is just so painfully unfunny.
― Garri$on Kilo (Hurting 2), Monday, 29 June 2009 20:09 (3 years ago) Permalink
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 21:12 (eleven years ago) link
This contest is basically the NY'er's rejected cartoon depot, isn't it.
― Scott, bass player for Tenth Avenue North (Hurting 2), Monday, May 14, 2012 10:30 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 21:15 (eleven years ago) link
"What do you mean, when did I first start believing I had a sofa to deliver to this address?"
― Grampsy, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 21:54 (eleven years ago) link
"You said TEA? It sure sounded like SETTEE!"
― Grampsy, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 21:58 (eleven years ago) link
"tell me more about your interior life"
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 22:00 (eleven years ago) link
"Traffic police adultery hors d'ouervres. Pooper scooper? This whole court is out of order!"
― Hadrian VIII, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 22:00 (eleven years ago) link
"Ironically, this two-seater is not actually large enough to be a thearapist couch"
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 22:01 (eleven years ago) link
"I know we're on the 77th floor, but cushions may be used as a flotation device."
― Grampsy, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 22:03 (eleven years ago) link
"Is this normal, doctor?"
― Grampsy, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 22:05 (eleven years ago) link
"Doctor Doctor, I've got a bizarre fetish for the video for Dire Straits' 'Money For Nothing'..."
― Dermot O'Leary, picks up the rice in a church where a wedding has been (snoball), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 22:08 (eleven years ago) link
"Oh, you said COW! OUT! OUCH, OUCH! I thought you said COUCH!"
― Grampsy, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 22:10 (eleven years ago) link
"Sofa so good."
― Dermot O'Leary, picks up the rice in a church where a wedding has been (snoball), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 22:12 (eleven years ago) link
"Oh you said 'next week I hope we'll continue to make progress, we've come so far,' -- I thought you said 'next week please wear a minidress and bring a sofa'"
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 22:15 (eleven years ago) link
"You know when you said BRING ME THE HEAD OF BENJAMIN NETANYAHU? I reported it for my supine, semi-fascist newspaper as BRING ME A CHEAP, UGLY AND INADEQUATE SOFA FROM BED, BATH & BEYOND."
― Grampsy, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 22:16 (eleven years ago) link
"I would have something funny to say about this very interesting situation if it weren't for the fact that in my view it's a very dull and unfunny situation."
― Grampsy, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 22:25 (eleven years ago) link
"We were halfway down 6th Avenue when I realized I'd left my Bic biro."
― Grampsy, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 22:27 (eleven years ago) link
"What makes you think I'm desperate for the part?"
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 22:27 (eleven years ago) link
I just checked the rules, apparently entries from the UK are allowed, and are allowed to win if.
Then again, I've yet to see any finalists from outside the US/Canada. Or funny.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 22:28 (eleven years ago) link
"Here's the sofa I still hide behind whenever the Daleks are on Doctor Who."
― Dermot O'Leary, picks up the rice in a church where a wedding has been (snoball), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 22:28 (eleven years ago) link