Let's Win the New Yorker Caption Contest

"this is where I draw the line"

2 in a row for Hurting 2!

"Oh please, as if this is worse than you and your 'Junior Jumble'"

"There's no 69 in Sudoku."

"Ah, Puzzlemaster Will Shortz, my old nemesis!"

Would you like to finish him?

"i only got as far as his arse and then he sat on the pencil"

"This isn't what it looks like."

"Well thank *GOD* you're home Derek, I've been looking absolutely everywhere for a rubber"

"Well I couldn't even find numbers 38 thru 57, but he says it's never happened to him before"

"He showed me his foreskin and I was like OH MY GOD... does that line mean 'connect-the-dots' or 'please cut here'?"

"This is Steve and he says he's completely dotty about me"

"Was this your idea to merge the personal ads with the quiz page?"

"can you tell what it is yet?"

"don't worry, I can erase this problem in no time"

"Well, at least this time it didn't turn out to be a donkey."

"Gimme a break Jeff - this man is a goddamn hero. Lost all his skin in a napalm attack in Kandahar. I can't help it if Puzzle Barn won the health contract with the military"

"This is Will, my dotted-line report."

"Asked me if I was free on Thursday and I promised that I'd pencil him in"

"As you can tell doc, our relationship is very much a work in progress."

"I already told you, I'll fill you in later."

"You just couldn't put one and two together."

"I told you I was puzzled."

"Can I borrow a pen?"

"So I suppose now you're going to act like you don't curl up with the crosswords?"

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/11/26/p465/121126_contest_p465.jpg

"I know you're not a Freudian, but I like to have sex with all my analysts."

"i bought a new couch"

otm

"since you only have a chair large enough for one person in your office, i thought i should bring a couch with room for two people with me. since there will be two of us here. once the delivery guys leave, that is."

"I am going to cuckold you with these delivery men who ostensibly are just here to deliver a couch."

what a terrifically uninteresting and badly drawn cartoon. Maybe you could make some reference to how weird everyone's eyes are, i dunno.

or the fact that that room would have to have at least five walls

"Why is your diploma all blurry? Anyway, your couch is here."

"One of these delivery men has a cleverly disguised penis and testes on his face. See if you can guess which one!"

"couch? couch couch couch couch! couch couch."

"I'm sorry the cartoonist doesn't know how to handle eyelines, but I am actually talking to you, not over you."

"the way you have your desklamp and phone arranged on your desk is very strange"

"FLASH! duh-duh-duh-duh-AA-AAAAH! Savior of the universe!"

"Your Landlines is looking so good I thought I'd bring you another inspiring object, Mr. Lasseter."

haha god what is my problem:

i feel like these pictures aren't that funny to begin with

― goole, Monday, June 29, 2009 2:01 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the pic is not that funny on its own, is the problem

― goole, Wednesday, March 21, 2012 9:30 AM (7 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes, this picture is not funny

xp

― goole, Tuesday, May 8, 2012 10:28 AM (6 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

another not-funny image

― goole, Monday, May 21, 2012 12:26 PM (5 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"I've brought the prayer mat, Ayatollah, now what?"

"My childhood, Dr Evil, is quite inconsequential. Summers in Rangoon, a furniture business in Queens..."

"The immersion treatment is really helping with my fear of public incontinence. "

That drawing is just so painfully unfunny.

― Garri$on Kilo (Hurting 2), Monday, 29 June 2009 20:09 (3 years ago) Permalink

This contest is basically the NY'er's rejected cartoon depot, isn't it.

― Scott, bass player for Tenth Avenue North (Hurting 2), Monday, May 14, 2012 10:30 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"What do you mean, when did I first start believing I had a sofa to deliver to this address?"

"You said TEA? It sure sounded like SETTEE!"

"tell me more about your interior life"

"Traffic police adultery hors d'ouervres. Pooper scooper? This whole court is out of order!"