Let's Win the New Yorker Caption Contest

woman (to man on left) "Well I can't count on you any more"

Is there any other answer other than some variant of, "Connect the dots?"

"i started by connecting the penis dots and only connected the head dots after intercourse. it was terrifying!"

"maybe you'd like to join him instead?"

"Didn't you think I'd connect the dots?" HARHAR

Ooh, I like NickB's answer

"this is pretty much what it looks like"

"Don't think that I'm enjoying this! I've just seen his cock, it goes all the way up to 350 down there"

"someone mixed him up with the horse connect-the-dots below the waist"

"it was terrifying"

haha Goole

"it means nothing. i was only doing it by the numbers"

"who is he? if you'd just give us a minute, i'll give you a quick outline"

"Well why don't you tell ME what I'm doing in bed with a man swarmed by tiny fleas that look vaguely like numbered dots"

ok ok

"He feels like I can complete him"

"..."

"I did not have sexual relations with this concept."

"Ah, Professor Moriarty, my old nemesis!"

lol ez snappin

"this is where I draw the line"

2 in a row for Hurting 2!

"Oh please, as if this is worse than you and your 'Junior Jumble'"

"There's no 69 in Sudoku."

"Ah, Puzzlemaster Will Shortz, my old nemesis!"

Would you like to finish him?

"i only got as far as his arse and then he sat on the pencil"

"This isn't what it looks like."

"Well thank *GOD* you're home Derek, I've been looking absolutely everywhere for a rubber"

"Well I couldn't even find numbers 38 thru 57, but he says it's never happened to him before"

"He showed me his foreskin and I was like OH MY GOD... does that line mean 'connect-the-dots' or 'please cut here'?"

"This is Steve and he says he's completely dotty about me"

"Was this your idea to merge the personal ads with the quiz page?"

"can you tell what it is yet?"

"don't worry, I can erase this problem in no time"

"Well, at least this time it didn't turn out to be a donkey."

"Gimme a break Jeff - this man is a goddamn hero. Lost all his skin in a napalm attack in Kandahar. I can't help it if Puzzle Barn won the health contract with the military"

"This is Will, my dotted-line report."

"Asked me if I was free on Thursday and I promised that I'd pencil him in"

"As you can tell doc, our relationship is very much a work in progress."

"I already told you, I'll fill you in later."

"You just couldn't put one and two together."

"I told you I was puzzled."

"Can I borrow a pen?"

"So I suppose now you're going to act like you don't curl up with the crosswords?"

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/11/26/p465/121126_contest_p465.jpg

"I know you're not a Freudian, but I like to have sex with all my analysts."

"i bought a new couch"

otm

"since you only have a chair large enough for one person in your office, i thought i should bring a couch with room for two people with me. since there will be two of us here. once the delivery guys leave, that is."

"I am going to cuckold you with these delivery men who ostensibly are just here to deliver a couch."