I keep getting some dating site called Zoosk or something. And fucking Michelle Bridges 12 week Body Transformation Program. IM FAT AND DATELESS I GET IT FACEBOOK >:|
I only see the sponsored sites on my iphone tho, nothnig at all shows up on the PCs than u AdBlock
― Una Stubbs' Tears (Trayce), Friday, 9 November 2012 05:29 (eleven years ago) link
what is this company
you really don't know what an oil change place is?
― d-_-b (mh), Friday, 9 November 2012 14:32 (eleven years ago) link
oil change place?
― Mark G, Friday, 9 November 2012 14:33 (eleven years ago) link
All they do all day is change yr oil on request?
― Mark G, Friday, 9 November 2012 14:34 (eleven years ago) link
Well, they expect payment in return.
― pplains, Friday, 9 November 2012 14:35 (eleven years ago) link
lol plains
― d-_-b (mh), Friday, 9 November 2012 14:35 (eleven years ago) link
lol, i understand the company's basic business model. i just don't understand how that business model is helped by advertising a TN-based oil change company on my Philly FB page! also why they're called Express Lube.
― Mordy, Friday, 9 November 2012 15:13 (eleven years ago) link
because... they are quick?
― d-_-b (mh), Friday, 9 November 2012 15:14 (eleven years ago) link
because the lube train only stops at one station?
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 9 November 2012 16:58 (eleven years ago) link
What would you expect a company called "Express Lube" to be? It's almost the exact same name as its genericized-trademark-named cousin "Jiffy Lube."
― (*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Saturday, 17 November 2012 06:36 (eleven years ago) link
See also:Kwik Lube www.kwiklubeva.com/Speedee Lube www.speedeelube.netZippy Lube-A-Truck www.zippylube.com
However:
"zing Lube" oil change1 result (0.18 seconds) Search Results JackinChat: Free Masturbation Community for Adults! Boards, Chat ...
― (*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Saturday, 17 November 2012 06:40 (eleven years ago) link
roxy's link on fb made me srsly (albeit drunkenly) consider starting a twitter fite with Nick Tramontana
wtf @ me
― mookieproof, Saturday, 17 November 2012 06:41 (eleven years ago) link
an acquaintance posted this:
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/182592_407625129308674_1150949305_n.jpg
with an "omg thanks for the heads up"
am i missing something here?? why would a carjacker wait for you to get in your car and then trick you into getting back out? why not just jump out from behind the car as you're walking towards it?
― just1n3, Sunday, 18 November 2012 07:22 (eleven years ago) link
- not a yoke!!
― 炒面kampf (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 18 November 2012 07:25 (eleven years ago) link
i presume it's because your keys are in the ignition or something btw
still seems overly complicated
― just1n3, Sunday, 18 November 2012 07:28 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.snopes.com/crime/warnings/carjack.asp
― kinder, Sunday, 18 November 2012 10:03 (eleven years ago) link
this is like toothing, rite
― 炒面kampf (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 18 November 2012 10:12 (eleven years ago) link
Whenever any message of thik kind says "especially to women", it's a myth, and a very old one.
― Mark G, Monday, 19 November 2012 09:45 (eleven years ago) link
People who are obv ilxors with names I don't recognize keep friending me and I keep not accepting their requests because I can't ID them.
― thraeds of life (The Reverend), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 23:56 (eleven years ago) link
My facebook name is Ned Raggett
― mh, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 23:57 (eleven years ago) link
Thank you, thank you. Request denied.
― thraeds of life (The Reverend), Thursday, 22 November 2012 00:00 (eleven years ago) link
Rev: the North Korea of Facebook
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 22 November 2012 00:01 (eleven years ago) link
There appears to be some confusion.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 22 November 2012 00:22 (eleven years ago) link
We are all Ned Raggett
― Una Stubbs' Tears (Trayce), Thursday, 22 November 2012 00:23 (eleven years ago) link
no joke the morning Facebook announced that you could get a custom URL, I tried to get facebook.com/nedraggett but dude had already beaten me to it
: )
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 22 November 2012 01:27 (eleven years ago) link
ned wins the internet... again!
― Aimless, Thursday, 22 November 2012 01:28 (eleven years ago) link
haha, I think you did ok gr8080
― mh, Thursday, 22 November 2012 01:35 (eleven years ago) link
oh i have no regrets
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 22 November 2012 02:11 (eleven years ago) link
you and roxy are all time
― 乒乓, Thursday, 22 November 2012 02:13 (eleven years ago) link
lol, never noticed hers
― mh, Thursday, 22 November 2012 02:22 (eleven years ago) link
I will accept all Facebook friend requests. Look me up, my name is Jeff.
― Jeff, Thursday, 22 November 2012 03:44 (eleven years ago) link
top result for 'facebook jeff'
― Fieri-brand sausages into my and your ready holes (silby), Thursday, 22 November 2012 03:49 (eleven years ago) link
lol i had never noticed this before either
― THAT IS ONE BIG PIZZA (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 22 November 2012 03:50 (eleven years ago) link
were you in a 'beer run'?
― mh, Thursday, 22 November 2012 03:51 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.upi.com/blog/2012/11/28/Facebook-restores-elbow-photo-mistaken-for-breast/2111354112660/
According to the Daily Mail, workers in Morocco and other countries are paid $1 an hour to moderate Facebook pages and remove any content that might violate its policies. When Facebook realized they had censored an elbow, they promptly reinstated the photo.
― pplains, Thursday, 29 November 2012 02:41 (eleven years ago) link
oh and I almost forgot
http://cdn.ph.upi.com/sv/i/UPI-2111354112660/2012/1/13541186002980/Facebook-restores-elbow-photo-mistaken-for-breast.jpg
hahaha
― wongo hulkington's jade palace late night buffet (silby), Thursday, 29 November 2012 02:56 (eleven years ago) link
LOL
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 November 2012 02:57 (eleven years ago) link
I just got WARNED BY FB for friend-requesting ppl -- or A person, not sure -- that I don't actually know. I have friend-req'd many ilxors (a few multiple times, by mistake), so if it was you, dear reader, I apologize, and have cio as of now.
― *rad hug eomticon* (Control Z), Thursday, 6 December 2012 20:39 (eleven years ago) link
lol aww. I think it's maybe because you didn't send messages with the requests so maybe people were confused? I had four separate people ask me who you were a couple weeks ago.
― go to party leather (ENBB), Thursday, 6 December 2012 20:41 (eleven years ago) link
That might be it -- I sent msgs with some req's but not all. In future I will be sure to do so every time.
― *rad hug eomticon* (Control Z), Thursday, 6 December 2012 20:52 (eleven years ago) link
Also sorry for the inconvenience, ENBB! :(
and ftr:
I AM OW-UHL MAN NEH NEH NEH NEH NEH NEH NEH NEH NEH
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― *rad hug eomticon* (Control Z), Thursday, 6 December 2012 20:54 (eleven years ago) link
Oh, I didn't mind! I'm just saying. :)
― go to party leather (ENBB), Thursday, 6 December 2012 20:56 (eleven years ago) link
Well after all that fuss I made ... due to ~life events~ and such, I'm taking a break from that particular of the net for a while (though I haven't deactivated and intend to return in the nearish future). Mein Gott, the infernal allure of the Book of Face.
― *rad hug eomticon* (Control Z), Saturday, 8 December 2012 05:27 (eleven years ago) link
that particular realm
Alfred became my friend earlier this week. I win the internet!
― Johnny Fever, Saturday, 8 December 2012 05:32 (eleven years ago) link
oh! now I know who you are, ctrl z. ;)
― Roz, Saturday, 8 December 2012 05:46 (eleven years ago) link
Hi, Roz! I'm sorry I didn't send you a message with my friend request. I really enjoyed your FB posts, too!
Again: *Terminator voice* I'LL BE BACK
― *rad hug eomticon* (Control Z), Saturday, 8 December 2012 05:50 (eleven years ago) link