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can totally picture him busting into the room and going ham on dude as he describes

flag this post and die (roxymuzak), Thursday, 8 November 2012 03:54 (eleven years ago) link

not least because i have seen him burst into a pit and send hoos flying

flag this post and die (roxymuzak), Thursday, 8 November 2012 03:54 (eleven years ago) link

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/126/82838857.gif

am0n, Thursday, 8 November 2012 17:37 (eleven years ago) link

Metallica to Release a Line of Shoes that Play a Lars Ulrich Soundbite with Each Step

flag this post and die (roxymuzak), Friday, 9 November 2012 19:59 (eleven years ago) link

actual article not needed

flag this post and die (roxymuzak), Friday, 9 November 2012 20:00 (eleven years ago) link

haha

am0n, Friday, 9 November 2012 20:11 (eleven years ago) link

my only other news today is that pig d signed to relapse

flag this post and die (roxymuzak), Friday, 9 November 2012 20:26 (eleven years ago) link

Six Feet Under vocalist Chris Barnes has issued a statement on his recent quarrel (i.e.; his sucker punching a dude and running to his bus) with Cattle Decapitation’s Travis Ryan to Horns Up Rocks.
“The straight up story is basically here’s a guy that was antagonizing me, calling me an asshole, for days, amongst the crew and musicians of this tour behind my back; and I heard about that,” says Chris.

“And I made a funny comment onstage last night about veggie burgers, you know ‘go have a veggie burger,’ I was just trying to lighten the mood, but lets back it up a bit.”

Let’s.

“There were some problems at the beginning of the tour with some questions about the contracts having to do with merchandise…all that was settled. The night after we had that problem, I believe it was in Frederick, Virginia, we were on stage and at the end of the set I said, you know I’m glad we all got our things figured out and got that behind us, you know I really just want to have a great tour and the enjoy the tour you know. I want to thank the opening bands on the tour and let’s move on and have some fun.”

By the way, the fact that there were limits on the merch is fucking disgusting and lame. But people — this is the way it works. Many bands work this way; they limit what the openers can sell, because they want kids spending money on their crap.

“Two days later I find out that this kid’s calling me an asshole around the tour and to everybody involved with the tour. And, you know so I made a little snide comment about ‘eat a veggie burger’ and the guy got all bent out of shape supposedly, and waited for me to get off stage. And broke into my backstage room, got in my face, stepped up to me, three inches from my face, had his finger pointing in my face, yelling at me, calling me an asshole.”

And then…?

“And you know, to me those are fighting words. And I just, I reacted, and you know, I did not sucker punch him, number 1. I didn’t even punch him, okay. He didn’t get punched. He did not get sucker punched. I did not run out of the room. I walked out of the room because I did not feel that it was necessary to pursue violence anymore while the guy was laying on the floor. My crew guy was with me, he didn’t run out of the room with me — he walked out of the room with me,” says Chris.

“I walked up the stairs, I did not hide in my tour bus, I did not do a ‘Rocky Dance.’ I walked off my tour bus approximately a half an hour later and walked right past their crew and van on my way to the hotel with my girlfriend. They didn’t say one word to me. Now, you know, he finds it necessary to attack me in the press and to use my reputation against me for his own benefit. It’s sad and it seems like an unnecessary thing to do and I feel bad for him.”

Hmm. Differing accounts — but who is the liar?

“I don’t want to badmouth anyone but he chose it upon himself to badmouth me, I just want the facts to be known,” says Chris. “I didn’t confront this person, I did not go out of my way to confront someone — he chose to do that. I had no ill feelings toward him, I just like I said, uh… you know, it’s unfortunate for all the fans of both bands that that happened, but all I did was defend myself and really that’s all I can say about it.”

am0n, Friday, 9 November 2012 21:24 (eleven years ago) link

http://gunshyassassin.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/barnes1-300x254.jpg

am0n, Friday, 9 November 2012 21:28 (eleven years ago) link

“And I made a funny comment onstage last night about veggie burgers, you know ‘go have a veggie burger,’ I was just trying to lighten the mood, but lets back it up a bit.”

lmfao

"I did not feel that it was necessary to pursue violence anymore while the guy was laying on the floor. "

LMFAO

flag this post and die (roxymuzak), Friday, 9 November 2012 23:43 (eleven years ago) link

"number 1. I didn’t even punch him, okay."

vs.

"the guy was laying on the floor."

am0n, Saturday, 10 November 2012 00:26 (eleven years ago) link

hahhaha he is so stupid

flag this post and die (roxymuzak), Saturday, 10 November 2012 01:08 (eleven years ago) link

also great way to spend your honeymoon travis

flag this post and die (roxymuzak), Saturday, 10 November 2012 01:08 (eleven years ago) link

his wife is probably fuckin pissed

"oh and you just had to complain about the tshirt situation"

flag this post and die (roxymuzak), Saturday, 10 November 2012 01:09 (eleven years ago) link

lol

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 10 November 2012 13:41 (eleven years ago) link

catdecap

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 10 November 2012 13:43 (eleven years ago) link

pigglyd!

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 10 November 2012 13:44 (eleven years ago) link

“And I made a funny comment onstage last night about veggie burgers, you know ‘go have a veggie burger,’ I was just trying to lighten the mood, but lets back it up a bit.”

ahahaaahahahahahahahaha

crüt, Saturday, 10 November 2012 17:36 (eleven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8tfmm6xMa1qh9tc7o1_500.jpg

am0n, Friday, 7 December 2012 18:28 (eleven years ago) link

otm

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 8 December 2012 01:38 (eleven years ago) link

o lord

flag this post and die (roxymuzak), Saturday, 8 December 2012 06:26 (eleven years ago) link

omg

she was giving it to two friends ...Aaay! (crüt), Saturday, 8 December 2012 07:31 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEC2Z01LnuE

✧ (am0n), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 18:39 (eleven years ago) link

http://metalinjection.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Clutch-Earth-Rocker-604x604.jpg

this album cover is hilariously bad enough to post here imo. why do ppl on rolling metal think it kicks ass???

flag this post and die (roxymuzak), Thursday, 20 December 2012 02:30 (eleven years ago) link

the lil headstock. lmfbo

flag this post and die (roxymuzak), Thursday, 20 December 2012 02:31 (eleven years ago) link

lmbo

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 20 December 2012 04:48 (eleven years ago) link

lol they have a long history of bad covers

i mean

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_7FX3wEAeNKo/TSTprGvoVKI/AAAAAAAALCA/PNscSZzn668/s1600/clutch%2Bcover3.jpg

✧ (am0n), Thursday, 20 December 2012 18:40 (eleven years ago) link

― ILM METAL POLL 2012 (New Management)

^ why

✧ (am0n), Thursday, 20 December 2012 18:55 (eleven years ago) link

wow @ Nihilist Commando!!

crüt, Thursday, 20 December 2012 19:02 (eleven years ago) link

lol at that cover also

its like they just take whatever design trope of a bygone era was being widely revived a year or so prior and just fuck it up and make it extra embarrassing

flag this post and die (roxymuzak), Thursday, 20 December 2012 20:19 (eleven years ago) link

the clutch burger at kuma's has like 5 different kinds of cheese and that's it
it's just cheese

passion it person (La Lechera), Thursday, 20 December 2012 20:20 (eleven years ago) link

― ILM METAL POLL 2012 (New Management)

^ why

― ✧ (am0n), Thursday, December 20, 2012 1:55 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is like the weirdest thing going on right now

an eagle named "small government" (call all destroyer), Thursday, 20 December 2012 20:21 (eleven years ago) link

i completely ignore that shit

flag this post and die (roxymuzak), Thursday, 20 December 2012 20:22 (eleven years ago) link

couldn't come up with a decent gif for "transparent socks"

― A fat, shit, jittery fraud of a messageboard poster (Noodle Vague), Saturday, December 15, 2012 6:51 AM (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

an eagle named "small government" (call all destroyer), Thursday, 20 December 2012 20:25 (eleven years ago) link

haha theres no way its not him right

✧ (am0n), Thursday, 20 December 2012 20:33 (eleven years ago) link

i can't think of a way it's not him, no

an eagle named "small government" (call all destroyer), Thursday, 20 December 2012 21:06 (eleven years ago) link

omg

✧ (am0n), Thursday, 20 December 2012 22:53 (eleven years ago) link

but...
I WEB-mailed AG to see if he was still running the metal poll, and if not, could I take a crack at it.

✧ (am0n), Thursday, 20 December 2012 22:58 (eleven years ago) link

"hello me, its me again" - dave mustaine

✧ (am0n), Thursday, 20 December 2012 23:02 (eleven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

nooooo

flag this post and die (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 16:45 (eleven years ago) link

like, why gorgoroth?

flag this post and die (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 16:46 (eleven years ago) link

i just wanna fly under the sign of hell

༼•̃͡ ɷ•̃͡༽ (am0n), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 16:51 (eleven years ago) link

lol

crüt, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 16:53 (eleven years ago) link

lol

flag this post and die (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 19:54 (eleven years ago) link

puro lol

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 05:57 (eleven years ago) link

"Satan."

fiscal cliff huxtable (latebloomer), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 17:17 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/c5upBvK.jpg

am0n, Saturday, 2 February 2013 16:06 (eleven years ago) link

love that

flag this post and die (roxymuzak), Thursday, 7 February 2013 16:32 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

howl played here the other night. herewith, an itemized list of things they left at my house:

*1 can of Axe body spray
*1 large blue loofah
*18 pins, including a Snow Patrol pin (???)
*1 Origin t-shirt
*1 This That shirt
*1 cable for a pedal board
*2 phone chargers
*1 plastic bag containing 15 cds by other Relapse artists
*1 backpack full of merch supplies like lights, light bulbs, duct tape and sharpies (and some merch)
*1 container of guacamole
*1 family sized bag of trail mix

purp (roxymuzak), Monday, 11 March 2013 03:13 (eleven years ago) link


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