I HAVA SEXY QUESTION

i smell sex and candy

how is babby formed

it's was two of my m8s 18th party last nite. i ended up dancing wit a boy having a five mnute embrass wit the same 1 and i gave him a kiss of the cheek and he respound by giving me one on the lips n now we are faced wit the question shud we try a make a g of things as a couple

his friends saw the hwole thing and now relise i mite actual be able to make him happy. cos it is not nomral to kiss girls u don't like on the lips

it's was two of my m8s 18th party last nite. i ended up dancing wit a boy having a five mnute embrass wit the same 1 and i gave him a kiss of the cheek and he respound by giving me one on the lips n now we are faced wit the question shud we try a make a g of things as a couple babby

SmH....I JuSt WaNnA FiND a bOmB SeXy ThIcC* GuRl 2 FuCc

nebb, this is some serious s---

i think i must make a move on a marnie stern lookalike that shops at my workplace often enough (wolesale ringtones) .seems single and child-free! not a chit-chat kind of guy , to a fault, so i missed a few occasions to get things going to know eachother a bit... i will feel bad to keep things strictly bizness. hm. maybe i should say i find her a bomb sexy, wanna fucc

forgot to log-out can a mod edit my name to "funnny ringtones" plz

first thing i said to her, a propos of nothing, was "It's funny goodluck"... that pretty much have set the tone of our communication since then...

i find her a bomb sexy, wanna fucc

I need some help here!

I'm looking for one of Momus's old Livejournal entries. It's the one where he reminisces over his sex life, including his first wank, his scheme to snag cute college girls through the London classifieds, and his bouts of "yellow fever." It was great, and I'm very, very hard -pressed to find the same information elsewhere. Can someone hook me up with a link?

^^^

IMOMUS