dog is quite clearly mid-defecation, feel like this needs to be acknowledged
― ut's nutta bull, ut's a *romanda* (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 11:08 (eleven years ago) link
OK,
"Your shit or mine?"
― Mark G, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 11:11 (eleven years ago) link
Should be in limerick form, if you ask me.
― Leeezzarina Sbarro (Leee), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 06:14 (eleven years ago) link
ok ... just ... so this is probably rude but i'm just going to ask ... what is going on with your breasts?
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:46 (eleven years ago) link
so how do you like working at the jim rose circus?
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:47 (eleven years ago) link
i think we need to talk about our dog's worms problem
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:48 (eleven years ago) link
one....two.....
― but the boo boyz are getting to (Z S), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:48 (eleven years ago) link
i'm shitting too!
― but the boo boyz are getting to (Z S), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:49 (eleven years ago) link
i also enjoy standing in the middle of the sidewalk with no discernible purpose!
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:51 (eleven years ago) link
had considered something similar tbrr
― ut's nutta bull, ut's a *romanda* (darraghmac), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:58 (eleven years ago) link
"Dogpooling was actually Spot's idea. On sustainability issues he's straining at the leash."
― Grampsy, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 23:16 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/11/19/p465/121119_contest_p465.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 12 November 2012 10:21 (eleven years ago) link
"This is my caption to the cartoon above."
― Grampsy, Monday, 12 November 2012 11:18 (eleven years ago) link
"well, take a look! that's what a REAL numbers man looks like"
― threat of the author (darraghmac), Monday, 12 November 2012 12:56 (eleven years ago) link
"1: thing lead 2: another..."
― Mark G, Monday, 12 November 2012 13:01 (eleven years ago) link
woman (to man on left) "Well I can't count on you any more"
― Huey Lewisies & The Newsie-Wewsies (snoball), Monday, 12 November 2012 13:06 (eleven years ago) link
Is there any other answer other than some variant of, "Connect the dots?"
― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 12 November 2012 16:07 (eleven years ago) link
"i started by connecting the penis dots and only connected the head dots after intercourse. it was terrifying!"
― Z S, Monday, 12 November 2012 16:09 (eleven years ago) link
"maybe you'd like to join him instead?"
― Albert Crampus (NickB), Monday, 12 November 2012 16:11 (eleven years ago) link
"Didn't you think I'd connect the dots?" HARHAR
― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 12 November 2012 16:12 (eleven years ago) link
Ooh, I like NickB's answer
― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 12 November 2012 16:13 (eleven years ago) link
"this is pretty much what it looks like"
― goole, Monday, 12 November 2012 16:14 (eleven years ago) link
"Don't think that I'm enjoying this! I've just seen his cock, it goes all the way up to 350 down there"
― Albert Crampus (NickB), Monday, 12 November 2012 16:17 (eleven years ago) link
"someone mixed him up with the horse connect-the-dots below the waist"
― Z S, Monday, 12 November 2012 16:22 (eleven years ago) link
"it was terrifying"
haha Goole
― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 12 November 2012 16:25 (eleven years ago) link
"it means nothing. i was only doing it by the numbers"
― threat of the author (darraghmac), Monday, 12 November 2012 16:35 (eleven years ago) link
"who is he? if you'd just give us a minute, i'll give you a quick outline"
― Albert Crampus (NickB), Monday, 12 November 2012 16:46 (eleven years ago) link
"Well why don't you tell ME what I'm doing in bed with a man swarmed by tiny fleas that look vaguely like numbered dots"
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Monday, 12 November 2012 16:46 (eleven years ago) link
ok ok
"He feels like I can complete him"
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Monday, 12 November 2012 16:47 (eleven years ago) link
"..."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 12 November 2012 16:49 (eleven years ago) link
"I did not have sexual relations with this concept."
― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 12 November 2012 16:52 (eleven years ago) link
"Ah, Professor Moriarty, my old nemesis!"
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 12 November 2012 16:55 (eleven years ago) link
lol ez snappin
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Monday, 12 November 2012 16:55 (eleven years ago) link
"this is where I draw the line"
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Monday, 12 November 2012 16:56 (eleven years ago) link
2 in a row for Hurting 2!
― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 12 November 2012 16:58 (eleven years ago) link
"Oh please, as if this is worse than you and your 'Junior Jumble'"
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 12 November 2012 17:11 (eleven years ago) link
"There's no 69 in Sudoku."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 12 November 2012 17:13 (eleven years ago) link
"Ah, Puzzlemaster Will Shortz, my old nemesis!"
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 12 November 2012 17:14 (eleven years ago) link
Would you like to finish him?
― Gods Leee You Black Emperor (Leee), Monday, 12 November 2012 17:16 (eleven years ago) link
"i only got as far as his arse and then he sat on the pencil"
― Albert Crampus (NickB), Monday, 12 November 2012 17:18 (eleven years ago) link
"This isn't what it looks like."
― Hadrian VIII, Monday, 12 November 2012 18:19 (eleven years ago) link
"Well thank *GOD* you're home Derek, I've been looking absolutely everywhere for a rubber"
― Albert Crampus (NickB), Monday, 12 November 2012 18:29 (eleven years ago) link
"Well I couldn't even find numbers 38 thru 57, but he says it's never happened to him before"
― Albert Crampus (NickB), Monday, 12 November 2012 18:55 (eleven years ago) link
"He showed me his foreskin and I was like OH MY GOD... does that line mean 'connect-the-dots' or 'please cut here'?"
― Albert Crampus (NickB), Monday, 12 November 2012 19:05 (eleven years ago) link
"This is Steve and he says he's completely dotty about me"
― Albert Crampus (NickB), Monday, 12 November 2012 19:07 (eleven years ago) link
"Was this your idea to merge the personal ads with the quiz page?"
― Albert Crampus (NickB), Monday, 12 November 2012 19:16 (eleven years ago) link
"can you tell what it is yet?"
― threat of the author (darraghmac), Monday, 12 November 2012 19:54 (eleven years ago) link
"don't worry, I can erase this problem in no time"
― Z S, Monday, 12 November 2012 19:58 (eleven years ago) link
"Well, at least this time it didn't turn out to be a donkey."
― Øystein, Monday, 12 November 2012 20:11 (eleven years ago) link