why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

roxymuzak is the lead singer for the band Gay Dad Death Grips

i'm pretty sure even a venti coffee at starbucks is less than $3

GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT FACEBOOK MACROS!!!

every espresso-based drink made at Starbucks is colloquially referred to as a "coffee" by half the people I know

yes, I find it massively irritating

the phrase "a coffee" itself bothers me

What about "a cup of coffee" ?

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that's fine xp

wait that's not Bob Marley, that's a lion

Bob Marley, creator of The Lion King

Hakuna matata

- Bob Marley

RAAAAWWWWWR

- Bob Marley

waaaaaazzzzzzzzzzaaaaaap! i iz a lion! - bob marley

Bob Marlion

i & i and the lion of buddha will set you free, dog - bob marley

I'm king of the jungle

- Bob Marley

this is my new idea for adding attribution to unattributed inspirational quotes:

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These all remind me of:

Homer: Well Marge, have you ever seen a field glow like that?
Marge: It's eerily beautiful, but are you sure this is safe?
Homer: Of course not. But you know something? Sometimes you
have to break the rules to free your heart.
Marge: You got that from a movie poster.
Homer: Well, when there's nothing left to believe in, believe in
hope.
Marge: Where'd you get that?
Homer: From the producers of "Waiting to Exhale."

eazy-e macro needs a red ribbon

RIP

http://i459.photobucket.com/albums/qq313/doctorcasino/manfunkdat.jpg

YES

"Dreams Can Come True"

FUNK DAT

max makes an epic entrance

i imagine whiney walking down the street with "FUNK DAT" playing on his boom box like radio raheem

I thought I was the only one

listening to the radio is for olds

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ur considered arrogant b/c you posted this stupid shit on Facebook like a philosopher-king you dipshit

in a related note, ransom note aesthetics lives on

http://www.youtube.com/user/AronRa

refusing to click play on that out of principle

"He's the host of the Magic Sandwich..."

I hate that solely because it reads like an eye chart

Halloween is over, guess we better get started on the winter holiday deep thoughts –

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"Something to think about... & people wonder why I've grown to dislike the holiday season... It's because we've forgotten what they are REALLY about!!!!!"

i'm a... bunk? in a... comic? eve? xp.

lol

that lady looks to be buying groceries, so maybe she already ate the food she already had

Think you're missing the hidden message there

Black Friday:
Because only in America,
people trample others for
sales exactly one day after
being thankful for what
they already have

^^on level with Vance Packard's best

user cards ruined someecards' brand

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and now you're even more annoying for overexplaining things that noone noticed or cared about

-- bob mordy

haha

trying to figure out how those can all be about the same person

also why anybody would post that on their facebook

truth hurts deal with it I care too much

It sounds like someone with Borderline Personality Disorder. I love you so much I hate your guts, you disgust me because I care so much about you. I think you're perfect but you kinda suck at everything you do...etc...

I'm stubborn as hell, I say sorry too much