ROLLING HARDMAN THREAD 2009

I love that in hardman time it is always 2009.

feels right

wiz's whole thing is not saying dope shit, but saying as little whack shit as possible. it's like reverse lyricism.

― childish bambino (rennavate), Friday, November 16, 2012 8:01 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that's retarded

― pussy try it (J0rdan S.), Friday, November 16, 2012 8:04 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a hard man is good to find

they may have split up so the story goes...

― piscesx, Saturday, November 24, 2012 2:21 PM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

well, it was a good run

― call all destroyer, Saturday, November 24, 2012 2:42 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh wait no it wasn't

― call all destroyer, Saturday, November 24, 2012 2:42 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

maybe it's that internet anonymity thing where everyone feels compelled to be a douchebag in the comments section because no one has to actually look at anyone in the face when they're being a total tool

― Poliopolice, Thursday, 24 January 2013 15:12 (1 minute ago)

oh damn, ilx got told

it's time for some deep thoughts about the internet

let's not get our panties in a bind xpost

― Poliopolice, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:17 (9 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i obviously didn't mean to imply that there aren't talentless women. in fact, i can think of many.

― Poliopolice, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:19 (9 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what do you have against Poliopolice, guys

― Estimate the percent chance that a whale has ever been to the moon? (frogbs), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:49 (9 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

is he squirrel police

http://yaccessibilityblog.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Why-Being-in-a-Wheelchair-Doesnt-Suck.jpg

You are writing for the Stockport Express for a REASON you cunt.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 11 August 2003 13:21 (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

trying to guess if that's from "stockport couple have wedding reception in mcdonalds" or "happy birthday marcello!!"

magill's gonna throw out his falcon flags and pretend he never rooted for them along with all the other bandwagon retards; good riddance

― turds (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, January 20, 2013 6:16 PM

Fuck you. You know nothing about me or what I'm about and you definitely don't know shit about football. All you k ow about me is what you get off a stupid Internet message board you fuck. I live in this town and I'm going nowhere, you pussy. Stop hiding behind a computer monitor. If you wanna meet for real, lets get it on. Otherwise shut your fucking trap.

― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Monday, January 21, 2013 11:13 AM

Name the time and place, homie. Anywhere in metro Atlanta. Shit, I'll drive to Alabama to kick your ass. Bring your friends so they can see what happens when you try and sell wolf tickets. Go ahead and wear some of the Falcons gear you've been rocking for your years of devoted fandom so I can recognize you.

― turds (Hungry4Ass), Monday, January 21, 2013 11:42 AM

Daamn rtc

Shit, I'll drive to Alabama to kick your ass.
Shit, I'll drive to Alabama to kick your ass.
Shit, I'll drive to Alabama to kick your ass.
Shit, I'll drive to Alabama to kick your ass.
Shit, I'll drive to Alabama to kick your ass.
Shit, I'll drive to Alabama to kick your ass.
Shit, I'll drive to Alabama to kick your ass.
Shit, I'll drive to Alabama to kick your ass.
Shit, I'll drive to Alabama to kick your ass.
Shit, I'll drive to Alabama to kick your ass.

lol @ ade/magill

he still hasn't PMed me, guess we know what b-mag is all about

http://pbmo.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/wolf-ticket.jpg?w=300&h=289

. . .wolf tickets?

smdh big tuhoosmas

http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3092/3209191619_7e3f4561c7.jpg

anyone monitoring the Marietta police blotter?

we at least need some WDYLL pics.

WDYLLAAFYU

jail vs hospital?

^ H4A's last offer before throwing down on bm

you have this weird thing where you think i'm afraid to be an asshole or look like one.

― some dude

hey so i started this thread:

the ever twirling ILP photowheel

but i forgot to specify that the images that people post should be photos that they have taken themselves. so there are at least two posts of photos that are pretty clearly NOT taken by the posters:

the ever twirling ILP photowheel
the ever twirling ILP photowheel

and also a post that needs its image link fixed:
the ever twirling ILP photowheel

and also some posts that didn't work:
the ever twirling ILP photowheel

and some posts that mess up the flow:
the ever twirling ILP photowheel

if possible, could a mod go through and delete those posts / remove text from posts that already have photos attached? it takes away from the flow of the thread. already have a request pending here: mod - can you imagify this post but nobody seems to be paying attention to it.

alternatively, perhaps ILP could use a mod? it's a small board but it seems that there's people regularly have trouble posting images because they use html tags instead, or get the bbcode wrong, etc. i uh, reluctantly nominate myself, but there are others who are longtime contributors who would be great at it too: michael jones, chinavision!, schlump, just to name a few

ty mods

― 乒乓, Sunday, April 28, 2013 9:50 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Sorted the broken/bad links but am not rewriting history on the others, or adding mods that would.

― stet, Sunday, April 28, 2013 10:00 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

does he have RSS feed? If not, he doesn't exist

― now is not the time for motorboating (dandydonweiner), Thursday, May 30, 2013 11:21 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/14958866/images/1305661949162.jpg

I love that it is always 2009 in hardmanland

a hard man is good to find

a hardman is good to find

― am0n, Monday, 20 September 2010 23:36 (2 years ago)

I think we've all seen that coffee cup.

this is good.

― blinded by aggro (forksclovetofu), Thursday, August 15, 2013 10:58 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

don't nobody care about how you feel

― j., Friday, August 16, 2013 11:42 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I add salt to a lemon half and suck all the juice out of it them eat the pulp.

― Jeff, Monday, August 19, 2013 5:30 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hardbody snack imo

this afternoon i drove past a local church that always has a stock feeble religious adage for the week up on its billboard but today for a change the board said, 'a closed mouth gathers no foot.'

i appreciate

it's better if a hand-job comes from left field.

Barry Bonds gives handjobs?

― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 12 January 2008 14:44 (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It's cute, because you try so hard.

― John Justen, Saturday, 12 January 2008 14:51 (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's cute that you're a pseudo-intellectual wank. get AIDS and die.

― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 12 January 2008 14:52 (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Don't really understand the complaints about Candy Crush. There's absolutely no need to spend anything to get to the last level.

― tsrobodo, Monday, October 21, 2013 1:12 PM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

god, going back and reading the tombot stuff on this thread. recommended

the locked 2007 one also worthy

from chris brown thread:

Reduced to misdemeanor. Maybe we were wrong about this guy.

― how's life, Monday, October 28, 2013 6:03 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i'd like to reduce the number of teeth in his mouth

― your face comes with coleslaw (Neanderthal), Monday, October 28, 2013 6:10 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

If Haim win the ILM poll then every ilxor who votes for it needs to take a long hard look at themselves followed by this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flagellation

― ۩, Saturday, 23 November 2013 15:38 (1 hour ago)

Neanderthal post is all-time

You're being such a smug asshole. The way you ask in this professor my way "oh dear could we perhaps look at this in a more nuanced way?" *puffs on pipe* *swishes around brandy* then subsequently choose to ignore posts by people like Katherine and others which are actually well reasoned and completely valid and obvious apparently even to lords herself is really fucking amazing trolling. Take your patronizing tone and shove it directly up your tweed asshole.

― lorde willin' (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, November 25, 2013 9:02 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

http://i.imgur.com/VyAiRtc.jpg