I'mma lay your LOLs on the dresser and EXCELSIOR them shits with a spiked bat!

Why would you assume I was kidding about tourists going to see empty parts of NYC??? I think that's an opportunity you're much more likely to remember in 10 years than that time you saw a Broadway show or went to the Empire State Building or whatever.

― purveyor of generations (in orbit), Monday, October 29, 2012 3:31 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

everyone in the east coast gets blown today!

― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Monday, October 29, 2012 3:32 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is a losing argument at this point but "blackface" is a specific thing and using the term to describe every instance where someone puts on brown makeup (which often can be offensive!) is stupid

― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Wednesday, October 31, 2012 2:27 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

idk man the one with the afro wig and bone necklace is pretty close to blackface, altho i guess they used red lipstick instead of white lipstick. obv i am using the term as shorthand, but yeah, i dont have a better quick term to go with.

― goatee-framed sphincter-mouth (jjjusten), Wednesday, October 31, 2012 2:30 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i get the criticism tho and accept it, chalk it up to lexical laziness on my part

― goatee-framed sphincter-mouth (jjjusten), Wednesday, October 31, 2012 2:32 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I had actually forgotten about that one and was looking at the rasta pic so I retract my pedantic bitching

― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Wednesday, October 31, 2012 2:32 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

we sure do have our pick of ninnies itt don't we

― goole, Wednesday, October 31, 2012 2:32 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i really don't like cake. well, i don't like icing/frosting w/e. when i was working an office job earlier this year, every time someone would have a birthday and inevitably have cake i'd have to be like "nah i'm okay, i don't really like cake" and everyone in the conference would be all "WHAT, YOU DON'T LIKE CAKE? COME ON, JUST HAVE A PIECE. IT'S GREAT, I GOT IT FROM THIS PLACE. HAVE A PIECE OF CAKE!!!!!" and i'd be like "uh ok" and then i'd just go to my desk and dump it in the trash.

― lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, October 31, 2012 12:35 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that's how heterosexuality felt!

― the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, October 31, 2012 12:37 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Trash cans full of women.

Alfred's skeletons revealed

http://www.lolbrary.com/content/378/happy-birthday-to-the-ground-16378.gif

you could have just said "no thanks" they didnt ask for your fuckin life story iirc

You... you were there?

For a long time, I went to bed early, without any cake.

pushing some pretty serious cake buttons

TS: cake vs cannoli

can't I have both?

Hope J0rdan's co-workers pursue him round the office with a portable stereo blaring out the Funkystepz Birthday Cake remix.

CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE

it's like lord of the flies in khakis

Hope J0rdan's co-workers pursue him round the office with a portable stereo blaring out the Funkystepz Birthday Cake remix.

― pandemic, Wednesday, October 31, 2012 1:52 PM Bookmark

damn, I wish I had a person Funkystepz "Birthday Cake" remix valet

personal*

can't I have both?

Are you bi-epicurious?

j0rd otm

xpost YES

Andrew was quite a horrifying experience (I was 17). It was the def the first time "hurricanes" as a costly and devastating phenomenon registered in the public consciousness -- and conveniently it came after the Cold War ended.

― the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, October 31, 2012 5:27 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

if you'd stopped at the first sentence we'd have an 'out of context' hall of famer right there

― push iatee (some dude), Wednesday, October 31, 2012 5:36 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Andrew Sullivan at that age would have been rather moist, I'm guessing.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, October 31, 2012 5:37 PM (54 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ned is having a red letter day; from the Crimes of George Lucas thread:

if i were a devious studio head i would simply commission one looong movie (versus 3 movies) with the budget appropriately slashed, then cut it into 3 movies in the editing room.

― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, October 31, 2012 10:49 AM

You mean The Hobbit gambit.

― Sug ban (Nicole), Wednesday, October 31, 2012 10:52 AM

Worst Ludlum book.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, October 31, 2012 11:00 AM

Too kind.

too harsh. best ludlum book

History geek LOLs but anyway:

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Which national figure, in a perfect (both houses united; clear, benign goals etc) world would be better than Obama? Serious question.

― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, November 1, 2012 1:27 PM (7 minutes ago)

Metternich.

― the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, November 1, 2012 1:28 PM

attempting to privatize social security may have been a lil ambitious

― lag∞n, Thursday, November 1, 2012 8:39 PM (37 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

PERSONAL ACCOUNTS

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, November 1, 2012 5:18 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

GRIDLOCK

― the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, November 1, 2012 5:19 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

LOCKBOX

― the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, November 1, 2012 5:19 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

WHERE'S THE BEEF

― the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, November 1, 2012 5:19 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE

― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Thursday, November 1, 2012 5:19 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Thursday, November 1, 2012 5:20 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hahahahaha

lols very much in character

oh man why doesn't she sue the SHIT out of the plastic surgeon who did that boob job

― I can sit in my car all day, and that doesn't make me a car. (HI DERE), Friday, April 24, 2009 7:26 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I mean, yr breasts shouldn't look like they've been attacked by an ice cream scoop, no matter how old you are

― I can sit in my car all day, and that doesn't make me a car. (HI DERE), Friday, April 24, 2009 7:27 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the 's' is for spelling!

― ~*GAME 2 SNYPA*~ (omar little), Friday, April 24, 2009 7:27 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

kinda looks like a funhouse mirror

― bela fregosi (brownie), Friday, April 24, 2009 7:27 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

show of hands if we're all good on workplace masturbation for now

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, November 1, 2012 11:17 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

uh i'm using one of mine right now gimme two mins

― pronounced darraghmac (darraghmac), Thursday, November 1, 2012 11:17 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

open door

Hey dude, shut the door at least, yeah?

Lol

There's a Finnish rock musician who claims to have actually recorded an album in less time than its length. He says every song on it was a first take, and the band played everything non-stop in the studio, but on the album there are a few seconds of silence between the tracks, so the extra length comes from that.

― Tuomas, Friday, November 2, 2012 2:14 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

halloween is literally the only good holiday and everyone across the world should be happy that we are sharing it with you

― iatee, Friday, November 2, 2012 10:29 AM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'd wager that more pedestrians get hit by cars than any other holiday in the year.

― pplains, Friday, November 2, 2012 10:40 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i'd wager that one year later, more of the drivers of those cars get mysterious emails that read only "I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST HALLOWEEN" than any other holiday in the year

― congratulations (n/a), Friday, November 2, 2012 10:42 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

counting 100+ as "100" gives us ~73 for poll-wanters or ~49 for all voters, the hypotenuse of that triangle is ~88, 88 is neo nazi code for "HH," that is, "heil hitler," whose birthday is 4/20 so the top 420 metal albums should be polled. obviously.

― adam, Friday, November 2, 2012 1:26 PM (41 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the people have spoken

― adam, Friday, November 2, 2012 1:26 PM (41 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

EOY Metal Poll's Terrifying New Math

― (⊙_⊙?) (Alan N), Friday, November 2, 2012 1:40 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

evidence of 88 entering the collective subconscious

― aggressian pollkeeper (onimo), Friday, November 2, 2012 1:55 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yeah. If your fridge isn't empty you might just have to say goodbye to it. At the very least, duct tape it very very very tightly and bring it outside before you attempt cleaning it out.

― Fetchboy, Friday, November 2, 2012 3:53 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

then remove the door so children won't suffocate inside

― Infamous dickbiscuits (silby), Friday, November 2, 2012 3:57 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

if you left some children in there you're really fucked.

― wmlynch, Friday, November 2, 2012 3:58 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://www.famousquotesabout.com/quoteImage/313/wreaths-quotes.jpg

― a worthy pioner! (weatheringdaleson), Tuesday, October 16, 2012 5:31 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"To be or not to be, that is the question whether tis nob" - famousquotes.com

― give me back my 200 dollars (NotEnough), Tuesday, October 16, 2012 5:33 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"alas, poor yorick! I knew him ho"

― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, October 16, 2012 6:30 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"If thou dost marry, I'll give thee this plague for thy dowry. Be thou as chaste as ice, as pure as snow, thou shalt not escape Calum"

― Three Word Username, Tuesday, October 16, 2012 6:34 AM Bookmark

star wars is a cult movie in the same way that mormonism is a cult

― some dude, Saturday, November 3, 2012 3:06 AM (11 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

widespread, profitable, special underwear

― Infamous dickbiscuits (silby), Saturday, November 3, 2012 3:06 AM (11 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"The Globe" might be my favorite Clash-related song.

― aloho frodo (how's life), Monday, November 5, 2012 2:24 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that's just sad

― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Monday, November 5, 2012 2:24 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

actually i assume anyone with that opinion is very happy. like "better not be driving" happy.

― da croupier, Monday, November 5, 2012 2:26 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha

lol otm

Though I will say I was listening to BAD earlier today. Still though come on now.

it's a cry for help, really speaking

I just fuckin' can't stand the Clash. A point I think I've made elsewhere at some point.

point point

if you can't stand The Clash, how can you stand a song done by the dude who sings The Clash's songs that is built off of a mangled sample of one of The Clash's biggest hits? "The Globe" is like pure distilled Clash run through a "massive suckage" filter

you should totally vote in my Clash poll when it comes around in 2032 xpost

I just fuckin' can't stand the Clash. A point I think I've made elsewhere at some point.

― aloho frodo (how's life), Monday, November 5, 2012 3:07 PM (19 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

YOU SHOULD SEE MY FACE RIGHT NOW

ILM's seems to be leaking into ILE again. anyone got some chewing gum?