the crimes of george lucas ('90s on)

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Oh, I know. Note: the movie should not be an adaptation of the series.

Come Into My Layer (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 01:55 (eleven years ago) link

Both of which regularly feature in the theme parks!

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, October 30, 2012 5:38 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

not yet, but i'm assured that the S&M dungeon from pulp fiction will soon be turned into a ride at disney world.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 07:15 (eleven years ago) link

Surely this clears the path for a blu-ray release of Howard the Duck?

― Vernon Locke, Tuesday, October 30, 2012 7:39 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Oh man, while we're talking complete nonsense, maybe they'll put out a remastered soundtrack too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKifnayS1_I

how's life, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 08:41 (eleven years ago) link

Do not make the mistake of watching Maniac Mansion, the series

flamboyant goon tie included, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 13:25 (eleven years ago) link

But Time Magazine named it one of the best shows of 1990!

Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 13:29 (eleven years ago) link

it was actually their man of the year that year

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 13:31 (eleven years ago) link

It introduced the world to Kathleen Robertson, so there's that.

C-3PO Sharkey (Phil D.), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 13:31 (eleven years ago) link

lol she is the most ubiquitous anonymous actress

I see her everywhere and think "oh yeah, her" but never remember her name

Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 13:34 (eleven years ago) link

Jane Siberry sang the theme song which hooked my teenage self but no it is not good

flamboyant goon tie included, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 13:36 (eleven years ago) link

harf

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 14:12 (eleven years ago) link

so disney gets industrial light & magic then eh... that's pretty crazy... do they get skywalker ranch too?

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 14:16 (eleven years ago) link

Presumably. Skywalker Sound, the Presidio complex in SF itself...

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 14:16 (eleven years ago) link

what about the scary darth vader head with luke's face inside?

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 14:18 (eleven years ago) link

That belongs to the nightmares of all the children of the world.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 14:49 (eleven years ago) link

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcrivuSG1a1qd39tro1_500.jpg

It's so funny to me that there are people that think this way.

Sug ban (Nicole), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 15:03 (eleven years ago) link

that... isn't deeply sarcastic?

Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 15:41 (eleven years ago) link

dear god

Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 15:41 (eleven years ago) link

If it's from the blog I'm thinking of, relentlessly unsarcastic.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 15:42 (eleven years ago) link

i thought it was sarcastic and nicole was referring to the people being made fun of in the cartoon and not the cartoon itself

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 15:44 (eleven years ago) link

or that the character himself was being sarcastic and nicole was referring to the people the character was making fun of

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 15:44 (eleven years ago) link

so many readings, it really is a rich text

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 15:44 (eleven years ago) link

much like Star Wars itself

Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 15:45 (eleven years ago) link

it's like poetry, it rhymes

goole, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 15:47 (eleven years ago) link

i thought it was sarcastic and nicole was referring to the people being made fun of in the cartoon and not the cartoon itself

The strip typically makes fun of the dumb or goofy things people say in comic book stores, so yeah.

Sug ban (Nicole), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 15:55 (eleven years ago) link

That's the way I was taking it -- I have no doubt someone came in and said exactly that in all earnestness.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 16:00 (eleven years ago) link

Man oh man oh man! I just can't believe Episode 7 in 3 years!!!

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 16:01 (eleven years ago) link

I'm not being sarcastic, i am genuinely excited.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 16:01 (eleven years ago) link

(I am too.)

C-3PO Sharkey (Phil D.), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 16:05 (eleven years ago) link

I could get behind something that didn't mention Anakin once.

how's life, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 16:06 (eleven years ago) link

Maybe they'll adapt the "Legacy" comic, which takes place more than 100 years in the future of the SW universe, involves a descendant of Luke's who is not a Jedi, and the only OG character that appears is Luke, in the form of a ghost.

C-3PO Sharkey (Phil D.), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 16:08 (eleven years ago) link

what if it mentions Anakin 500 times

Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 16:09 (eleven years ago) link

500 Anakins (of Summer)

C-3PO Sharkey (Phil D.), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 16:09 (eleven years ago) link

Feature-length Genndy Tartakovsky = I would go see that, yes please, now please.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 16:09 (eleven years ago) link

I really hope it's made by people who only have a passing familiarity with the original series.

EXT. INDIANA DUNES STATE PARK

A platoon of Darth Vaders comb the sand with metal detectors as the evil warlord C3PO wanders through their ranks, whipping them with that laser sword thing.

C3PO
Faster, minions! We must find the Force before Jabba The Hug arrives in the Death Star!

Come Into My Layer (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 16:39 (eleven years ago) link

That's Spaceballs, isn't it?

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 16:52 (eleven years ago) link

io9.com goes into overdrive

http://updates.io9.com/post/34698824522/what-we-want-from-a-new-star-wars-trilogy

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 16:56 (eleven years ago) link

Maniac mansion was awesome -- basically sctv in sitcom format.

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 16:57 (eleven years ago) link

i wonder how many trilogies/franchises have been made now with a guarantee of producing all three movies (or more than one or whatever), as opposed to waiting to see if the first one makes money before moving forward, besides the SW prequels, these new sequels, and LOTR/The Hobbit

push iatee (some dude), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 17:01 (eleven years ago) link

Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Twilight (okay, they could all have completely flopped, but so could LOTR)

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 17:07 (eleven years ago) link

LOL @ goole

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 17:40 (eleven years ago) link

if i were a devious studio head i would simply commission one looong movie (versus 3 movies) with the budget appropriately slashed, then cut it into 3 movies in the editing room.

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 17:49 (eleven years ago) link

You mean The Hobbit gambit.

Sug ban (Nicole), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 17:52 (eleven years ago) link

Worst Ludlum book.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 18:00 (eleven years ago) link

The Bilbo Ultimatum

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 18:02 (eleven years ago) link

The Saruman Weekend

C-3PO Sharkey (Phil D.), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 18:07 (eleven years ago) link

real talk guys even thinking about star wars anymore just makes me tired and a little sad

goole, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 18:08 (eleven years ago) link

I watch the Clone Wars animated series religiously every week so you just shut up.

C-3PO Sharkey (Phil D.), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 18:17 (eleven years ago) link

I was going to lol at Phil but I watch Green Lantern and Young Justice so

Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 18:30 (eleven years ago) link


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