the crimes of george lucas ('90s on)

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NO WAY LOLOLOLOL

Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 22:14 (eleven years ago) link

actually that was the worst birthday ever

charlie the luna (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 22:14 (eleven years ago) link

Holy crap

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 22:16 (eleven years ago) link

Wasn't there a vibrating Harry Potter broomstick?

ILX until I die (snoball), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 22:16 (eleven years ago) link

Yes.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 22:17 (eleven years ago) link

Turn on your flesh heart light.

Sug ban (Nicole), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 22:17 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgpA5y8ytz8

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 22:18 (eleven years ago) link

"NO! Bad Rad Repeatin' Tarzan!"

ILX until I die (snoball), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 22:23 (eleven years ago) link

I had one of those ET finger lights and my parents thought it was hilarious

plastic tub of ac adapters (los blue jeans), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 22:26 (eleven years ago) link

How, er, big was it?

ILX until I die (snoball), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 22:28 (eleven years ago) link

(because it looks massive in that picture)

ILX until I die (snoball), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 22:29 (eleven years ago) link

easy buddy, i don't think they're available anymore

goole, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 22:29 (eleven years ago) link

>baby's arm

this update fixes the following known sugs (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 22:29 (eleven years ago) link

Anyway I think it's great that Disney owns a property featuring a lead character killing a bunch of kids and later cutting his son's arm off.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 22:35 (eleven years ago) link

ned, don't forget that disney owns touchstone which released all manner of violent films. they also own ABC. and marvel. so they are hardly strangers to such things.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 22:36 (eleven years ago) link

they also own pulp fiction and jackie brown.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 22:36 (eleven years ago) link

Both of which regularly feature in the theme parks!

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 22:38 (eleven years ago) link

xp Christopher Walken: "Five long years, he wore this ET Finger Light up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the light. I hid this uncomfortable piece of plastic up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, I give the finger to you."

ILX until I die (snoball), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 22:39 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5rTakQ9mqo

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 22:45 (eleven years ago) link

I hope they clear house at Lucasarts and start making non-SW games again

the max in the high castle (kingfish), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 22:45 (eleven years ago) link

Surely this clears the path for a blu-ray release of Howard the Duck?

Vernon Locke, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 23:39 (eleven years ago) link

surely we're long overdue for a howard/star wars crossover?

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 23:41 (eleven years ago) link

howard/willow xover

plastic tub of ac adapters (los blue jeans), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 23:49 (eleven years ago) link

in old-time radio format

plastic tub of ac adapters (los blue jeans), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 23:50 (eleven years ago) link

The prequels were basically Disney movies anyway so nbd.

Maniac Mansion film now, plz.

Come Into My Layer (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 01:28 (eleven years ago) link

if only they were a 1/100th as good as disney movies

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 01:44 (eleven years ago) link

There already was a Maniac Mansion film, it was called "The People Under The Stairs"

Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 01:45 (eleven years ago) link

There was already a Maniac Mansion _series_, which inexplicably starred Joe Flaherty

the max in the high castle (kingfish), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 01:47 (eleven years ago) link

!!! Somehow I had never heard of this before. OMG. And it got to 66 episodes?!

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 01:51 (eleven years ago) link

Oh, I know. Note: the movie should not be an adaptation of the series.

Come Into My Layer (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 01:55 (eleven years ago) link

Both of which regularly feature in the theme parks!

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, October 30, 2012 5:38 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

not yet, but i'm assured that the S&M dungeon from pulp fiction will soon be turned into a ride at disney world.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 07:15 (eleven years ago) link

Surely this clears the path for a blu-ray release of Howard the Duck?

― Vernon Locke, Tuesday, October 30, 2012 7:39 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Oh man, while we're talking complete nonsense, maybe they'll put out a remastered soundtrack too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKifnayS1_I

how's life, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 08:41 (eleven years ago) link

Do not make the mistake of watching Maniac Mansion, the series

flamboyant goon tie included, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 13:25 (eleven years ago) link

But Time Magazine named it one of the best shows of 1990!

Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 13:29 (eleven years ago) link

it was actually their man of the year that year

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 13:31 (eleven years ago) link

It introduced the world to Kathleen Robertson, so there's that.

C-3PO Sharkey (Phil D.), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 13:31 (eleven years ago) link

lol she is the most ubiquitous anonymous actress

I see her everywhere and think "oh yeah, her" but never remember her name

Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 13:34 (eleven years ago) link

Jane Siberry sang the theme song which hooked my teenage self but no it is not good

flamboyant goon tie included, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 13:36 (eleven years ago) link

harf

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 14:12 (eleven years ago) link

so disney gets industrial light & magic then eh... that's pretty crazy... do they get skywalker ranch too?

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 14:16 (eleven years ago) link

Presumably. Skywalker Sound, the Presidio complex in SF itself...

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 14:16 (eleven years ago) link

what about the scary darth vader head with luke's face inside?

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 14:18 (eleven years ago) link

That belongs to the nightmares of all the children of the world.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 14:49 (eleven years ago) link

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcrivuSG1a1qd39tro1_500.jpg

It's so funny to me that there are people that think this way.

Sug ban (Nicole), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 15:03 (eleven years ago) link

that... isn't deeply sarcastic?

Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 15:41 (eleven years ago) link

dear god

Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 15:41 (eleven years ago) link

If it's from the blog I'm thinking of, relentlessly unsarcastic.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 15:42 (eleven years ago) link

i thought it was sarcastic and nicole was referring to the people being made fun of in the cartoon and not the cartoon itself

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 15:44 (eleven years ago) link

or that the character himself was being sarcastic and nicole was referring to the people the character was making fun of

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 15:44 (eleven years ago) link


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