the crimes of george lucas ('90s on)

Well there's already the Indiana Jones ride, so.

So, what, Raggett? With thoughts like that we'll never see the return of cheap old-style rides like Mr. Toad

Hahaha but the kids these days with their lasers and their hula hoops and

can't make it any worse. go for it, disney. knock yourselves out.

― how's life, Tuesday, October 30, 2012 3:22 PM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

who should get do this and who will?

somebody good, morons

I nominate goole

It'll be Jar Jar's Magic Ride and we'll all weep.

Jar Jar's Song of the Gungans

Mr. Watto's on shoulder

Issa True!

This is a good thing. #1: reduces george lucas's ability to do any more damage, #2: odds of proper DVD release of ORIGINAL THEATRICAL STAR WARS go up immensely, #3: horrible anonymous disney sequels actually DILUTE impact of the prequels, substantially eroding their seeming claim to be an integral piece of the saga...they instead get lumped together with the other postmillenial Shitty Star Warses. And maybe the design work for the new spaceships and robots and monsters won't suck so bad.

I can't hide the fact that part of me is kind of excited about this. I could see a possible way of this possibly ending up leading to a good Star Wars movie. This part of my brain left over from when I was 12 is really not good at having rational expectations.

If this interferes with John Carter 2 I am gonna rage

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcq5nuGrpW1qza3e8o1_500.jpg

they... closed Mr Toad's Wild Ride?????

Actually I was wondering about that, I thought it was open last time I checked!

I was thinking they did, maybe just in Disney World? I might be wrong completely.

It was open at Disneyland when I went in April. It is closed at Magic Kingdom.

It's funny, I'm only realizing now that the Indiana Jones ride at Disneyland really is just like Mr. Toad on insane-o steroids.

http://disneyland.disney.go.com/disneyland/mr-toads-wild-ride/

boom

on the positive side, lucas can buy some new shirts

A friend has posited this could mean Ewoks running around the theme parks now. Perhaps if they let people kick them...

http://www.laughingplace.com/files/ToadEvening/toadportrait.jpg http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTA0Mjc0NzExNzBeQTJeQWpwZ15BbWU3MDEzMzQ3MDI@._V1._SX214_CR0,0,214,314_.jpg

my gf went to school with the kid whose dad designed jar-jar binks!

his lot was not enviable.

xp to polyphonic there's no way they do the Thrawn trilogy, and have to re-cast Han, Luke and Leia.

Kind of expecting something set further forward in the future but MAYBE with Hamill and Fisher making cameos as wise old Jedi, to legitimize the handover a la Nimoy in the Star Trek reboot.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-VUqq51FmwZA/T587azgoLII/AAAAAAAAGUw/YI2IBvPN6ZY/s1600/JarJarBinksTongue.jpg

NEVER FORGET

This is a good thing. #1: reduces george lucas's ability to do any more damage

U & K

lol xp

It's so hard to think of a good director/writer for this.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-VUqq51FmwZA/T587azgoLII/AAAAAAAAGUw/YI2IBvPN6ZY/s1600/JarJarBinksTongue.jpg

NEVER FORGET

― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 08:39 (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what in galloping shit is that

Is Irvin Kershner still alive?

xp: it is the world's worst promotional tie-in product ever; a giant lollipop shaped like a tongue in a case shaped like Jar-Jar's head with a plunger on the back you have to push in to make it open, meaning that eating the lollipop requires french-kissing a Jar-Jar Binks toy

I have a still-unopened one of these buried somewhere in a pile of junk in my house, because when I saw that thing it was just too hilarious for me not to purchase it

i'd like to see Matthew Barney given a shot at the next one

he passed a few years back. xps

xp: it is the world's worst promotional tie-in product ever; a giant lollipop shaped like a tongue in a case shaped like Jar-Jar's head with a plunger on the back you have to push in to make it open, meaning that eating the lollipop requires french-kissing a Jar-Jar Binks toy

good luck disney

I am still of the opinion that The Phantom Menace was worth it solely for the existence of that lollipop

I was already aware about that JJB tongue lolly ]thing, but until I saw that particular picture I didn't know it was so textured. Wouldn't that make it uncomfortable to eat? I mean, more uncomfortable to eat than it already is?

i'd like to see Matthew Barney given a shot at the next one

― chow mein kampf (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, October 30, 2012 4:58 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yessss

Q: how many of these were bought by adults for the sole intention of sticking them in orifices other than their mouths?

This news is GOOD NEWS! GL should have done this after "Empire Strikes Back" imho. Bring on the Disney Star Wars.

And in the event of a nu-Jar Jar, Disney will at least have the good taste not to come up with something quite so repulsive.

Jar-Jar lollipop #1 most questionable marketing tie-in ever

xp: congratulations that is the worst question in the world

A: at least one i know of

Mr. Toad was no more when I was at D.World a month ago. But of course, "Star Tours" has been at Epcot for eons.

worst birthday ever, btw

Maybe they will make Pirates of the Carribean 5: The Secret of Monkey Island.

Jar-Jar lollipop #1 most questionable marketing tie-in ever

The full head rubber Batman mask sold at the time of Batman Returns might come close.

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTLX6o041Gr0EGSA3AFb9K7Rw3GXEPqP3AkxfvwTceU4S7ONVq7sA

NO WAY LOLOLOLOL

actually that was the worst birthday ever