Gold: The Spandau Ballet Singles Poll

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u.r.rite.

Mark G, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 16:35 (eleven years ago) link

LeBon does that thing where it sounds like he's smiling while he sings, like every note is being shaped by how he wants to look while he sings - fantastic "personality"

Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 16:36 (eleven years ago) link

let me make my position clear on Duran Duran, they suck balls, not in the good sense of sucking balls. thank you based Kemp

Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 16:37 (eleven years ago) link

My impatience with Union of the Snake stems from the sound of those galumphing synths

the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 16:37 (eleven years ago) link

Hadley sounds like he is "officially singing"

Mark G, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 16:37 (eleven years ago) link

LeBon does that thing where it sounds like he's smiling while he sings, like every note is being shaped by how he wants to look while he sings - fantastic "personality"

... that is like "basic singing technique 101"?

Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 16:37 (eleven years ago) link

Union of the Snake" is one of the best singles of the 80s...for me to poop on

Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 16:38 (eleven years ago) link

guys, guys, they're all shit

chow mein kampf (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 16:38 (eleven years ago) link

"Through The Barricades" is very nice sounding though, I will grant you that

ps: Hadley is also doing the "sing through a smile thing" here

Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 16:38 (eleven years ago) link

"She Loves Like Diamond" should be retitled "He Moans Like Bitchmode"

Release this under your neo industrial/EBM pseudonym.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 16:38 (eleven years ago) link

Is that his name?

Gary "I know this much" Kemp?

xpost xpost xpost blimey, this thread is BUSY!

Mark G, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 16:39 (eleven years ago) link

duran is better cos they begat the power station who in turn begat some like it hot and that one song pisses great jets of hot foaming piss over all these terrible spandau things

Aimeej0rd0nian Ghoulcaper (NickB), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 16:39 (eleven years ago) link

some like it smelling like a can of hot shit amirite

the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 16:40 (eleven years ago) link

I should note re: Kemp book that there are selections online to read:

http://www.amazon.com/Know-This-Much-Soho-Spandau/dp/000732331X#reader_B002TU1QK2

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 16:40 (eleven years ago) link

well Robert Palmer is a much much better singer than either LeBon or Hadley, we'd better be able to agree on that

ps: the gallumphing synths in UotS are part of what make it awesome

Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 16:40 (eleven years ago) link

The opening two paragraphs are about nothing but his terrible fashion choices!

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 16:41 (eleven years ago) link

Hadley is also doing the "sing through a smile thing" here

lol otm. I don't care if it's good technique, it's terrible, it makes them sound like they're going out of their way to drain their lines of feeling. which in LeBon's case makes sense tho because if you have any feelings about those lyrics then lol @ u, whereas w/Hadley-Kemp there is an appropriate feeling in response to the total violation of the signifier i.e. terror

Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 16:42 (eleven years ago) link

Robert Palmer is a better singer than Andy Taylor is a guitarist

the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 16:42 (eleven years ago) link

today marks the first time I have ever heard someone speak fondly of "some like it hot"

Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 16:42 (eleven years ago) link

aero, when Christgau dismissed Duran for writing "lyrics that rearrange received language from several levels of discourse into a noncommital private doggerel," he really means Gary Kemp.

the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 16:43 (eleven years ago) link

I don't care if it's good technique, it's terrible

I'm going to preserve this in amber

Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 16:43 (eleven years ago) link

xpost And Duran*2 too.

Mark G, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 16:45 (eleven years ago) link

also no one ever listened to Duran Duran because of lyrical quality; it was bright-sounding New Wave stream-of-consciousness pop music where the sounds were much more important than the actual words, which is why the song "Union of the Snake" actually has the words "union of the snake" in it

Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 16:46 (eleven years ago) link

I think we just need to go for it here and link up all the videos, so in batches of three:

"Gold"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntG50eXbBtc

"True"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR8D2yqgQ1U

"Only When You Leave"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlLCC_gF8QY

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 16:46 (eleven years ago) link

actually I think the closest DD came to a lyrically coherent song was "I Don't Want Your Love"

Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 16:47 (eleven years ago) link

like I can see how it might be ok if you can't understand what people are singing, but when your line is "the union of the snake is on the climb" and you sound like you're actually singing "IBM stock split two for one yesterday, I'm rich" then your technique is balls whether it's the recommended one or no

Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 16:47 (eleven years ago) link

NED GOD DAMMIT I WAS ENJOYING THE DISCUSSION AND NOW IT'S A BUNCH OF YOUTUBES

Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 16:48 (eleven years ago) link

"Narrative Coherence in Duran Duran" is a course taught by vocalist and noted musicologist D@n Perry, offered once a year at Boston University.

the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 16:49 (eleven years ago) link

My apologies, aero. But the evidence must be presented to the assembled. (I do love your IBM stock line there.)

"Chant No. 1"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRN96eSMbFU

"To Cut a Long Story Short"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JE2sCISQmpE

"The Freeze"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29ZCX21VsQc

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 16:50 (eleven years ago) link

like I can see how it might be ok if you can't understand what people are singing, but when your line is "the union of the snake is on the climb" and you sound like you're actually singing "IBM stock split two for one yesterday, I'm rich" then your technique is balls whether it's the recommended one or no

yeah but "voices in your body comin' through on the radio-ho-ho" is awesome and you know it

the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 16:50 (eleven years ago) link

well first off, a stock split would not increase your net worth at all because the stock price is halved in order to keep the valuation constant

secondly, it absolutely sounds like he's saying "The Union of the Snake is on the climb", it's the next line that's unintelligible but that's okay because everyone is just sitting there going "wtf is the union of the snake" and not paying attention

Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 16:50 (eleven years ago) link

not "INSTANTLY" increase, that should say

Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 16:52 (eleven years ago) link

"Union of the Snake" sounded very, very weird on upstate NY top 40 radio when it debuted.

"Musclebound"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08M-9kHB_20

"Paint Me Down"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmKCnmQx4jw

"She Loved Like Diamond"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9JxbTQ5SPg

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 16:52 (eleven years ago) link

GO AWAY

the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 16:53 (eleven years ago) link

really "Rio" is the only classic-era Duran Duran song I hate but that's mostly because of a dude in college who would play it three or four times at every Glee Club party

Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 16:54 (eleven years ago) link

Wait, every time without fail? That's insane.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 16:55 (eleven years ago) link

I have never SBd Ned but winging into a discussion and forcing me to change my prefs to show videos as links is really pushing it

xp lol Rio is one of 3 Durhan Durhan songs I'll ride for

Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 16:55 (eleven years ago) link

Was a comma missing, or have you nearly SBd Ned before?

Mark G, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 16:56 (eleven years ago) link

Durhan Durhan

My god, middle school flashbacks.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 16:56 (eleven years ago) link

Wait, every time without fail? That's insane.

YES IT IS

he also did this with the MTV Dance Mix that had "Now That We Found Love" mixed into "Good Vibrations" but that was okay

Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 16:57 (eleven years ago) link

I don't really like "Rio" either but only because "Hungry Like The Wolf," "New Moon on MOnday," "The Reflex," "Planet Earth," "Notorious" and "Careless Memories" are 9's or 10's.

the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 16:57 (eleven years ago) link

that MTV Party To Go volume is ALWAYS in my car!

the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 16:58 (eleven years ago) link

It's nice to see someone else stand up for "Notorious," actually. That album's surprisingly good.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 16:58 (eleven years ago) link

Alfred knows what's up (although I'd sub "Girls On Film" for "New Moon on Monday" and "I Don't Want Your Love" for "Careless Memories")

Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 16:58 (eleven years ago) link

It's nice to see someone else stand up for "Notorious," actually. That album's surprisingly good.

their second best studio album

the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 17:00 (eleven years ago) link

"Careless Memories" actually works best for me on the Arena version. I have no idea why, Le Bon sounds ridiculous even for him.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 17:00 (eleven years ago) link

(adds Alfred and DJP to Xmas card list, removes aero)

C-3PO Sharkey (Phil D.), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 17:04 (eleven years ago) link

man I love "Save a Prayer" too

Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 17:04 (eleven years ago) link


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