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no buzza's post was serious

thinking about contendo, get well soon

contenderizer is an earnest dude and I like him for it, hope he gets better.

I knew I'd seen it somewhere before JBR!
Luna

should be a comma there obviously

so it's a joke, is that funny?

yes

are you fucking kidding me

if that's a joke it's fucking stupid. jesus christ this place is fucked up

vg otm

tbf, the post the joke was based on is pretty fucked up

classic ilx ref, also clearly identifiable as not real by the fact that buzza is not 'normally a lurker'

yeah, i'm more of a stalker

"long-time lurker first-time poster"
--buzza

bless your hearts

also the original post wasnt real, do you see

also gr8080 otm

I heard the real story was contendo had to go bcz he had a hot chick waiting in his bed for him

that's what caused the exhaustion

i heard this place just wasnt for him adios amigos

yeah fuck positive

keep it really fucking mean bc internet is for lols

jesus

god forbid anyone actually care about the irl wellbeing of ilxors

I know I'm overreacting but you picked a reaaaallllllly bad day to suck me in on that.

Kinda feelin' okay about having real limited internet access soon.

dont think that post was intended to trick anyone fwiw

what's that supposed to mean?

ftr my post above is like the only mean thing so far and not even a very good parody, contenderizer seemed/seems fine as a person and i wish him well whatever he's doing, i'm honestly just relieved he is not posting for the time being.

It's the exact first post on this thread Luna with one word replaced, and you posted 35 times on that thread.

VG that post is the OP of the Luna thread - can see how it could be scary - but it was almost word for word so I got it after the first sentence. I shoulda posted the "damnit you almost got me, fucker" I was too lazy to type out.

(xp)

It was the "pics plz" that made it really funny imo /badpeople

yes, dear aimless, that was hilair

I get that wasn't meant to trick anyone because apparently everyone has the luna thread committed to memory now :)
I don't remember that stuff, and I only posted 35 times on the revive, I wasn't rereading it everyday!

whatever.

when someone says someone's in the hospital I take it on face value. but because this is ilx and somehow I'm too nice or cuddlestein or whatever I'm the asshole now apologizing for overreacting.

nbd, sorry for making this into a thing when everyone else got the joke.

You're not the asshole! Everyone is the Asshole. ILX. ;)

I wish I had the photo recall of the Luna thread for actual important things in my life, but so my brain goes.

Did we get to you in time or is the $75K check in the mail?

xpost my brain too usually, I guess just not today lol <3

<3 bedtime for me. Maybe tomorrow the brains will do what we want them to!

keep a sense of humor, ilx

boxall ctrl-f'd 35x

contendo ducked out at just the right time imo

(I'm actually lying; I kinda loved Beef Week #shamefuladmissions)

maybe if contendo was still around beef week wouldn't even have happened

think about it

we'd a bin too busy reading

too busy SBing

ily nv but you threaten all the wrong ppl, i feel like deniro in casino and you're just walking round pescislapping some powerful posters, i'm uneasy

contenderizer more like STFUerizer amirite?

― Noodle Vague, Saturday, 23 February 2008 09:59 (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

couldn't find it for a bit, thought i'd written "tl;drerizer"

i watched Casino again the other night, still feel lightly sorry for Pesci when they batter his brother to death and make him watch

now i made myself sad thinking about it

I'm trying to think of an IRL version of "tl;dr" that wouldn't get the living shit slapped out of you.

usually i just tell people "you realise i'm not listening now, right?"

http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs2/3476210_o.gif

hey contenderizer if you're reading this don't mind him he's hungover

Yeah the brother scene is rough but other than that pesci has prob deserved movie comeuppance more than any single actor in career mode over the years