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keep it negative meta dickhole zing posse 4 lyfe

* makes drinky-drinky motion *

contenderizer is a solid dude, hope he's doing well, not at all surprised he's gone.

^has been reading up xp

nah, contenderizer was my west coast posting while drunk buddy!

contendo is good peoples

I have no idea really I just automatically skipped his posts

its a terrible fallacy that only creates a safe harbor for mediocrity and boredom

― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Monday, October 29, 2012 7:14 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

don't forget hugglez, sug

contenderizer frequently takes long breaks in between v. active periods of posting

lol

xp

contenderizer frequently takes long breaks in between v. active periods of posting

― call all destroyer, Tuesday, October 30, 2012 12:32 AM

this is why is his known as 'the geir of the new world'

my favorite fugue

I'm normally a lurker here, but thought I should use my break out post to tell you all (at least those who care) that Mr. Contenderizer is in the hospital back home. He's okay, just has been burning the candle at both ends, as he is wont to do, and the poor little thing dropped like a stone yesterday afternoon from exhaustion. He will kick my ass for posting this later, but I just wanted to let you know, and ask that you send him good thoughts.
Thanks!

omg thanks for postin

wld love to see contenderizer in his hospital gown. pics plz

oh shit, poor contendo. thx buzza!

sometimes a little kip is ok

wasnt buzza just reposting something from ages ago?

it's a parody of the luna thread.

no buzza's post was serious

thinking about contendo, get well soon

contenderizer is an earnest dude and I like him for it, hope he gets better.

I knew I'd seen it somewhere before JBR!
Luna

should be a comma there obviously

so it's a joke, is that funny?

yes

are you fucking kidding me

if that's a joke it's fucking stupid. jesus christ this place is fucked up

vg otm

tbf, the post the joke was based on is pretty fucked up

classic ilx ref, also clearly identifiable as not real by the fact that buzza is not 'normally a lurker'

yeah, i'm more of a stalker

"long-time lurker first-time poster"
--buzza

bless your hearts

also the original post wasnt real, do you see

also gr8080 otm

I heard the real story was contendo had to go bcz he had a hot chick waiting in his bed for him

that's what caused the exhaustion

i heard this place just wasnt for him adios amigos

yeah fuck positive

keep it really fucking mean bc internet is for lols

jesus

god forbid anyone actually care about the irl wellbeing of ilxors

I know I'm overreacting but you picked a reaaaallllllly bad day to suck me in on that.

Kinda feelin' okay about having real limited internet access soon.

dont think that post was intended to trick anyone fwiw

what's that supposed to mean?

ftr my post above is like the only mean thing so far and not even a very good parody, contenderizer seemed/seems fine as a person and i wish him well whatever he's doing, i'm honestly just relieved he is not posting for the time being.

It's the exact first post on this thread Luna with one word replaced, and you posted 35 times on that thread.

VG that post is the OP of the Luna thread - can see how it could be scary - but it was almost word for word so I got it after the first sentence. I shoulda posted the "damnit you almost got me, fucker" I was too lazy to type out.

(xp)

It was the "pics plz" that made it really funny imo /badpeople

yes, dear aimless, that was hilair

I get that wasn't meant to trick anyone because apparently everyone has the luna thread committed to memory now :)
I don't remember that stuff, and I only posted 35 times on the revive, I wasn't rereading it everyday!

whatever.

when someone says someone's in the hospital I take it on face value. but because this is ilx and somehow I'm too nice or cuddlestein or whatever I'm the asshole now apologizing for overreacting.

nbd, sorry for making this into a thing when everyone else got the joke.