post one reason dating the poster above you would rule and one reason it would suck

c. parents would be happy i was dating a doctor
d. is dr. morbius

Chaki, you are a fucking douche, kthxbye.

ok "luna"

hatefucks are allowed, right?

theyre the bestest!!! xxoxoxoxo

: )

Is that what brought you and PP together Sunny?

dud; I'm married.
clasic: I'm married.

bad - i dont know him
good - is maybe smelly? has treats?

+ puppies are way cute
- what would my parents think?

+ probably has a penis
- who????????

+ is always right
- is always right

; )

- who????????

video game/nerd bracket no longer posts

c: probably fairly awesome person to play videogames with
d: less self-loathing about nerd tendencies than i am

someone NOT being self-loathing is a dud?!

+ Cool lady, funny.
- Probably too cool for me.

+ Sexually open-minded
- Would probly blab intimate secrets to internet message board

+ Endless <3, endless musical enthusiasm in areas I enjoy
- Would end in tears, wine and being discovered sleeping in the garden by his kids

+ Private Dyson concerts
- Oceansize

haha @ luna being the person to comment on me.

+so pretty! So engaging!
-both of us have husbands

+rocks the skinny jeans! nice arms!
-i could never move to dc and a ldr would suck.

+she da best
-would probably expect me to go hiking or some shit like that with her

+ hot, fun, intelligent
- has a soft spot for coventry city

+ would prob enjoy a petting zoo-based date
- i lack the financial wherewithal to take her to one

xpost dammm i'll do louis tooo

+ eloquent and engaging chap
- would likely be sugbanned from most date venues

loooool that'd have been better if you hadn't made a 2nd post

+ lives nearby, enjoys all the best things in life (music, cricket, football), enjoys a drink
- i'd have to live up to a string of ridiculously hot women incl. an american popstar ffs

why does this thread exist?

+ she seems very cool (especially when mocking this thread)
- probably in a relationship already and I don't wanna move away from Portland at the moment

amusement iirc

xpost

nate carson clearly does not read ilx

+ we seem to go to a lot of same shows and probably have quite a few mutual friends & acquaintances
- even though I'm single, I'm pretty happy living in Oakland, even though I'm hearing a lot of good things about Portland right now

why does this thread exist?

Because Chaki was a shit stirring little bugger is why.

He also was the mastermind behind that ILX secret crush thread, right?

(To be fair - little to no shit was stirred on this thread)

now i feel like kinda a bad sport because my first post didn't follow the rules of the thread.

I thought this thread was just innocent fun, Chaki wasn't "shit stirrer" all the time.

Thats true E, it was quite the nice suprise tbh.

c: nice
d: FAKE

― chaki, Friday, October 12, 2007 12:39 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol

+ is ice cream
- dairy nazis would never suffer our love

Tombot claiming Luna is 'out of his league' when dude was married to Ally = frontin'

+ would probably be a lot of fun, and we could agree on pizza toppings
- would involve commercial air travel

Oh, I missed that bit.

(xxx-post)

"nate carson clearly does not read ilx"

― tehresa, Sunday, November 29, 2009 2:31 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark

Ha! I read ILX. I just don't stalk on ILX.

dude, it does not take a stalker to know something that's been very widely discussed!

Widely = on two threads, one of which is on a secret board and the other one on ILTMI.

Well I mostly read ILM and don't have a lot of time to lurk over here unless it's a thread about Portland or some movie I just saw...

No offense Sarahel! I'm sure your personal life is fascinating ;)

+ pretty, cool, smart and fun
- is clearly a stalker

xxpost to tza