Is this the part where Greg Kot flies the rockist flag?

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** And I want you to want us to have that song out on the radio. **

And I need you to need me, Bono.

m coleman (lovebug starski), Monday, 23 May 2005 13:27 (eighteen years ago) link

sum up

Greg Kot: "hey yeah you stood for all these watered down post-punk values and now you've betrayed them all and it sucks."

Bono: "Ah what you don't realize is that we are reinventing the wheel. The black race is greedy too, but we represent the white race. It's not our politics that changed the world, its actually our outstanding song writing and our lovely faces. It's not about the message, its about the medium. It's hard to make a living these days, what with being a rock star all of my adult life. Oh, the things we do for money. But we do them because we have a message. That Apple is cool looking. Did you know my dad died? KNEEL BEFORE ME, SON OF JOR-EL! KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!"

miccio (miccio), Monday, 23 May 2005 13:27 (eighteen years ago) link

"P.S. I gave to UNICEF this year so I am above all criticism."

miccio (miccio), Monday, 23 May 2005 13:29 (eighteen years ago) link

Dear god, that's like a competition to see who can spout off in the most noxiously self-important manner!!

That's a really important point that I want to get across to you. There's this poverty of ambition, in terms of what rock people will do to promote their work. That's a critical issue to me. The excitement of punk rock, in the Irish and UK scene when we were coming up, was seeing our favorite band on "Top of the Pops," right next to the "enemy." That would be exciting. We did talk shows, TV shows, back then. The great moments of rock 'n' roll were never off in some corner of the music world, in a self-constructed ghetto. I don't like that kind of thinking. I know some of it exists, and some of our best friends are part of it. It's not for me. Progressive rock was the enemy in 1976. And it still is. And it has many, many faces. This beast is lurking everywhere. It can describe itself as indie rock. It's the same [blanking] thing. It's misery. I have seen so many great minds struck down by it. . . . When you suggest we're betraying ourselves by doing TV shows and promotional stuff, to me the Super Bowl was our Ed Sullivan moment. It just came 25 years later. I didn't expect it. But it is one of the moments I'm most proud of in my life.

Dear Bono, plz fuck off and die forever xoxox

Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 23 May 2005 13:29 (eighteen years ago) link

And I love hip-hop. It's the new black entrepreneur. It's about being out there, loud and proud about what you're doing. Selling it on the street corner if you have to. From pent-house to pavement.

rollin' with heaven 17 in this bitch.

N)RQ, Monday, 23 May 2005 13:31 (eighteen years ago) link

I dont see how Kot is being rockist. I both agree and disagree with him, but I dont see rockism in his critique at all. I mean, maybe he just finds commercial associations annoying. I do sometimes, and other times I dont.

deej., Monday, 23 May 2005 13:32 (eighteen years ago) link

So, is the iPod the greatest invention since the electric guitar?

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Monday, 23 May 2005 13:33 (eighteen years ago) link

I would imagine that humor is what saves the 'white race' comment, myself.

Anyway, I thought they both did pretty okay. I think U2's big sellout maneuvers lately have been irritating--mostly the ones that have to do with these recent back-to-basics records--but I also think, having seen U2 in concert, that the whole 'this song is only good if it's HUGE' thing is kind of true. The hugeness of their show is amazing. They are one of the only bands in the world that can sell out months worth of stadiums in countries on every continent, and that fact that in a good U2 show every one of the tens of thousands of people there knows the words and sings along to 'all i want is you' makes the show an amazing experience. and U2 do this while writing songs that are, IMO, good!

i have to say: if you're going to be all anti-rockist or whatever, you can't then hold bono to your puritan principles of proper rockstar behavior, whatever they may be.

mrjosh (mrjosh), Monday, 23 May 2005 13:53 (eighteen years ago) link

it's rockist to hate the use of songs in ads out of a half-arsed "anti-commercialism", but it's fair nuff to hate it when through overexposure and bad associations a song you love becomes played out and connected with, like, low-rate mortgages or bottled water.

N)RQ, Monday, 23 May 2005 13:57 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't even like U2 that much cept for "Achtung Baby" and most of "Zoorpa," but I sorta agree with a remark Peter Buck made around the time of the Zoo TV tour: something about "If there had to be such a thing as the biggest band in the world, I'd rather it was U2 instead of Bon Jovi."

(of course, now I know there's no difference between "Runaway" or "Livin' On A Prayer" and "Mysterious Ways" or "Two Hearts Beat As One." But Larry Mullen Jr sure is foxier than Tico Torres)

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Monday, 23 May 2005 14:00 (eighteen years ago) link

it's rockist to hate the use of songs in ads out of a half-arsed "anti-commercialism", but it's fair nuff to hate it when through overexposure and bad associations a song you love becomes played out and connected with, like, low-rate mortgages or bottled water.

But I don't get how it's half-arsed. Haven't you read your Frankfurt School? CAPITALISM IS THE ENEMY. The Man is real and he is assimilating U2! The whole point is that Bono's 'hugeness' ambition is also awesome, and unfortunately the two principles are in conflict. That's part of what makes watching U2 fun--esp. around the time of "Achtung Baby" and "Pop."

mrjosh (mrjosh), Monday, 23 May 2005 14:05 (eighteen years ago) link

the frankfurt were very good at dressing up hatred for popular cultural forms as hatred for capitalism, which they never rerally analysed. if you don't like the use of songs in ads because it's commercial, at the very least you need to rearrange your priorities as a revolutionary.

N_RQ, Monday, 23 May 2005 14:13 (eighteen years ago) link

c'mon get w/the program people - SELLING OUT ROX0R B/C PROG IS H TE ENEMY!!!!1!!!1!one!!!1

Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 23 May 2005 14:31 (eighteen years ago) link

ah, i have to disagree... though not right now, as work is calling. i think you are selling them short. if it was all just window-dressing, i don't think there'd be nearly as much 'frisson' around U2. i thought popmart was awesome for this reason.

mrjosh (mrjosh), Monday, 23 May 2005 14:35 (eighteen years ago) link

Frankfurt School!? Good grief.

Taking Sides: Theodor Adorno vs Walter Benjamin

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Monday, 23 May 2005 14:53 (eighteen years ago) link

I have seen so many great minds struck down by it.

The surgeon general has determined that listening to progressive rock may lead to Alzheimer's, stroke or other dementias.

George Smith, Monday, 23 May 2005 14:54 (eighteen years ago) link

For the record, I think we should be willing to give Waits a pass on this particular atttitude in light of his own particular history with music in commercials, i.e. he wouldn't license one of his songs so they went and recorded a cover version that sounded more or less exactly like the original, down to the singer. There was a clear intent to deceive.

In other words, I think it's fine when an artist chooses to let their work be used in a commercial, but if the artist chooses not to, I mean Jesus Christ, it's not like it's too hard to find ripoffs songs/artists. If you can't get the Killers, go with the Bravery, you know?

Eppy (Eppy), Monday, 23 May 2005 15:20 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't even like U2 that much cept for "Achtung Baby" and most of "Zoorpa," but I sorta agree with a remark Peter Buck made around the time of the Zoo TV tour: something about "If there had to be such a thing as the biggest band in the world, I'd rather it was U2 instead of Bon Jovi."

See, I'd rather it was Bon Jovi, like much much rather, since their songs are better and also they don't pose as though they were feckin' CULTURALLY RELEVANT, MAAAN like teh Bono.

Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Monday, 23 May 2005 15:35 (eighteen years ago) link

xpost -- Especially since the Bravery are better!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 23 May 2005 15:36 (eighteen years ago) link

Banana Nutrament OTM x 10,000,000

Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 23 May 2005 15:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Heh. I knew someone would defend Bon Jovi over U2. I don't give a shit about cultural relevance: U2 have written more good songs than Bon Jovi. BJ may live in sin, but U2 give love a bad name by livin' on a prayer, and all that.

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Monday, 23 May 2005 15:54 (eighteen years ago) link

U2 grinds up Bon Jovi and then smokes them in one of those funny looking pipes and gets high!

Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Monday, 23 May 2005 15:56 (eighteen years ago) link

rofl. (or something)

Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 23 May 2005 15:57 (eighteen years ago) link

this is the thread where ILM takes aim at the side of a barn!

Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Monday, 23 May 2005 15:58 (eighteen years ago) link

this is one of 10000 threads where ilm takes aim at the side of a barn, surely!

Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 23 May 2005 15:59 (eighteen years ago) link

haha paranoid much, Miccio?

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Monday, 23 May 2005 15:59 (eighteen years ago) link

mrjosh is right about Pop and the hugeness. half the fun of U2 is that Bono is a raging egomaniac with a messiah complex working with three dudes who quite possibly only tolerate him because as a collective they're worth billions.

Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Monday, 23 May 2005 16:03 (eighteen years ago) link

The point of the story is not U2 or the iPod or songs on commercials, bur rather that GREG KOT KNOWS BONO OMG.

mike a, Monday, 23 May 2005 16:08 (eighteen years ago) link

I would never give a musician my cell phone number.

pdf (Phil Freeman), Monday, 23 May 2005 16:17 (eighteen years ago) link

SEE THE OMEGA CODE, Matos.

miccio (miccio), Monday, 23 May 2005 16:31 (eighteen years ago) link

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/490000/images/_492964_casper300.jpg
Only Casper Van Dien can save us now!

Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Monday, 23 May 2005 16:34 (eighteen years ago) link

I defer all of you to the Honorable Neil Tennant's thoughts on U2, circa 1989 (from the highly entertaining Pet Shop Boys, Literally, always swell for a pithy quote):

"What [rock critics} basically want is for it to be like 1969 again. It 's this thing where British – or in U2's case, Irish – groups discover the roots of American music. U2 have discovered this and they're just doing pastiches [his voice rises] and it's reviewed as a serious thing because DYLAN PLAYS ORGAN on some song and B.B. King playso n some throwaway pop song "When Love Comes to Town" that could have been written by Andrew Lloyd Webber. It coudl bein Starlight Express if you ask me.

...We hate everything that they are and stand for. We hate it because it's totally stultifying, it says nothing, it is big and pompous and ugly. We hate it for exactly the same reasons Johnny Rotten said he hated dinosaur groups in 1976. To me U2 are a dinosaur group. They're saying nothing but they're pretending to be something. I think they're FAKE."

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Monday, 23 May 2005 16:39 (eighteen years ago) link

k, but fake what?

I would agree that this line of U2 crit made a lot more sense in 1989 than it does now.

rogermexico (rogermexico), Monday, 23 May 2005 16:52 (eighteen years ago) link

stultifying, says nothing, Starlight Express, big, pompous, ugly dinosaur fits fine today.

miccio (miccio), Monday, 23 May 2005 16:57 (eighteen years ago) link

deny not the power of U2 in the '90s

Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Monday, 23 May 2005 16:59 (eighteen years ago) link

Although they made sexy dinosaur music on "Achtung Baby" (which more and more seems like their Exile On Main Street AND Tattoo You all at once: thteir messy best album, a culmination, and their last gasp).

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Monday, 23 May 2005 16:59 (eighteen years ago) link

but U2 made their best music between Achtung Baby and ATYCLB! Bono's best lyrics, music that weirded out flyover country, and a relative lack of messiah-ness ("relative" being the key word!)

Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Monday, 23 May 2005 17:04 (eighteen years ago) link

Tennant: I am king of all PunX0rZ! Fear before teh realness!
Bono: Who is Neil Tennant and why does he keep sending me royalty checks for "Where The Streets Have No Name"?

rogermexico (rogermexico), Monday, 23 May 2005 17:05 (eighteen years ago) link

rofl.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 23 May 2005 17:07 (eighteen years ago) link

Reportedly Bono and Edge sent the Pet Shop Boys a fax, written shortly after they heard the PSB cover of "Where The Streets Have No Name". It said, " What have we, what have we, what have we done to deserve this?"

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Monday, 23 May 2005 17:08 (eighteen years ago) link

music that weirded out flyover country

where, during this period, they were selling out stadiums, incidentally

Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Monday, 23 May 2005 17:09 (eighteen years ago) link

but those are the albums that those who returned for their "comeback" in 2000 always cite as their shitty ones.

Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Monday, 23 May 2005 17:11 (eighteen years ago) link

When you get to the kind of scale U2 operate on, sales=quality takes over completely as the critical yardstick.

Tom (Groke), Monday, 23 May 2005 17:13 (eighteen years ago) link

So, what IS the rockist flag?

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 23 May 2005 17:14 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.okladki.friko.pl/audio/wu_tang_clan_-_iron_flag.jpg

No, wait...

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 23 May 2005 17:16 (eighteen years ago) link

I am tempted to start a DC-style punk/hardcore band called "Rockist Flag". Instead of having the simple/memorable 4 black bars logo tatooed on our upper arms, like henry rollins, we are going toi have 10,000 word rockcrit essays tatooed over our entire bodies. Instead of recording a shagging song called "stick it in" we are going to record a 2 hr drone rock piece called "discuss adorno for ever and ever". Instead of gig fliers we are going to stick printouts of ilm threads on the walls of record shops. Instead of calling our album "Damaged" and having someone smashing glass on the cover, it's going to be called "supereducated", and it's going to have a picture of a rock critic reading a really thick book on the cover wait a minute what the fuck am i on about and wtf is the point of this post??

Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 23 May 2005 17:20 (eighteen years ago) link

stultifying, says nothing, Starlight Express, big, pompous, ugly dinosaur fits fine today.
-- miccio (anthonyisrigh...), May 23rd, 2005.

Anthony Is, in fact, Right. But only because he ignores Achtung Baby, Zooropa, and Tennant's painfully rockist accusation of fakery.

U2 idolaters deserve an undending stream of scorn and mockery. The band and Bono still strike me as quite self-aware and often hilarious.

Usually I read the word "U2" in a headline as "Skip To Next Story," but I was prompted by this thread to actually read the interview. Bono comoes off as far more clearheaded than Kot, whose rockism he challenges in a way that, were he not Bono, many here might support.

rogermexico (rogermexico), Monday, 23 May 2005 17:26 (eighteen years ago) link

I must admit I read the piece and I thought they were about as bad as each other.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 23 May 2005 17:28 (eighteen years ago) link

Bono fakes it so real he is beyond fake.

rogermexico (rogermexico), Monday, 23 May 2005 17:29 (eighteen years ago) link

I think Tennant's point is a little more complex than a "rockist accusation of fakery" and is in fact something of an interrogation of the handed-down versions of authenticity etc

Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Monday, 23 May 2005 17:30 (eighteen years ago) link

Also:

http://www.videohelp.com/forum/images/guides/p1057837/tnt.jpg

One's in the MoMA's permanent collection, if you think I'm being a cheese-hound.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 21:54 (eighteen years ago) link

that's beautiful!

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 21:57 (eighteen years ago) link

calling the iPOD the "most beautiful product since the electric guitar" (or whatever) = drinking the Kool Aid.

as an "indie rock" musician I gotta say Bono's actually kinda right - I *do* prefer my music to be in "a ghetto", because I don't see any virtue in being willfully absorbed into the larger marketplace. just let me have my little corner over here where no one's looking and I can do whatever I want....

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 25 May 2005 22:00 (eighteen years ago) link

"Intelligent debate" is the last thing we need. It's fucking music. Get over your own alleged importance.

Anyway, since when was this thread about music? I thought it was:

TS: Bloated Rock Hax0rz Who Should Have Retired A Decade Ago And Would Have If Not For The Opportunity To Do Good In The World That Comes With Money And Fame But Somehow Come Off As Even Bigger Douches Than If They Just Did It For The Money vs. Music-Writer-Slash-Consumer-Advocates Who Position Themselves As The Temple Guardians Of Teh Realness

Meanwhile, I can't believe George Foreman allowed his name on a kitchen gadget. Sellout/Douche.

rogermexico (rogermexico), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 22:00 (eighteen years ago) link

How on Earth can a professional boxer be a "sellout"? Don't h8 on G-man! His grillz r grate!

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 22:02 (eighteen years ago) link

Talking about grills is the last thing we need. It's fucking cooking.

TV's Mr Noodle Vague (noodle vague), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 22:06 (eighteen years ago) link

How on Earth can a professional boxer be a "sellout"?

I kiss you M@tt. There's the thread in a nutshell.

Off now to check the going rate to have "GoldenPalace.com" tattooed on Iggy Pop's back.

rogermexico (rogermexico), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 22:23 (eighteen years ago) link

x-post the George Foreman grill is useful, but is such a bitch to clean that I dread using it.

Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 22:49 (eighteen years ago) link

The new ones they came out with in 2003 are all coated with nonstick, teflony goodness. Cleans up beautifully with a washrag instead of a scrubby sponge.

Now, that I've shilled... where's my money?

Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Thursday, 26 May 2005 02:41 (eighteen years ago) link

twelve years pass...

BONO: That's a really important point that I want to get across to you. There's this poverty of ambition, in terms of what rock people will do to promote their work. That's a critical issue to me.

The excitement of punk rock, in the Irish and UK scene when we were coming up, was seeing our favorite band on "Top of the Pops," right next to the "enemy." That would be exciting. We did talk shows, TV shows, back then. The great moments of rock 'n' roll were never off in some corner of the music world, in a self-constructed ghetto. I don't like that kind of thinking. I know some of it exists, and some of our best friends are part of it. It's not for me.

Progressive rock was the enemy in 1976. And it still is. And it has many, many faces. This beast is lurking everywhere. It can describe itself as indie rock. It's the same [blanking] thing. It's misery. I have seen so many great minds struck down by it.

starving street dogs of punk rock (Odysseus), Saturday, 5 August 2017 17:24 (six years ago) link

Lol is that a recent quote?

flappy bird, Sunday, 6 August 2017 20:33 (six years ago) link

no, from the article upthread

starving street dogs of punk rock (Odysseus), Sunday, 6 August 2017 20:43 (six years ago) link


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