teresa heinz kerry: HOT OR NOT?

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yeah, OTM on both points

xpost oh you would too

― oops (Oops), Friday, 30 July 2004 04:07 (nineteen years ago) link

oh, ok, so there are facial similarities. I still have a major crush on her. I was going to make a 'she can search for weapons of mass destruction in my pants' joke but i like her too much for that

― roger adultery (roger adultery), Friday, 30 July 2004 04:07 (nineteen years ago) link

weapons of ASS destruction ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I slay me.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 30 July 2004 04:08 (nineteen years ago) link

hahaha! we are SO gonna hear it from the daytime posters in the morning

― roger adultery (roger adultery), Friday, 30 July 2004 04:10 (nineteen years ago) link

that Jenna "baseball" picture made my browser freeze.
conclusion: she is evil just like daddy.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 30 July 2004 04:16 (nineteen years ago) link

what are they doing hanging out with a casualty of That 70s Show?

― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 30 July 2004 04:19 (nineteen years ago) link

dude everybody knows the chi omegas throw some wicked keggers

― Kingfish von Bandersnatch (Kingfish), Friday, 30 July 2004 04:23 (nineteen years ago) link

i thought it a little weird how far they went out of their way NOT to acknowledge the existence of kerry's first wife (in the video: "at age 27, he started a family...."--ahem with WHO? ah it doesn't matter). i guess the daughters mentioned her once apiece, IIRC. and i guess they didn't want the concept of "divorce" to impinge on all the positivity.

― amateur!st (amateurist), Friday, 30 July 2004 05:48 (nineteen years ago) link

She needs to work on her posture.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 30 July 2004 05:49 (nineteen years ago) link

oh come on amateurist, like anyone gave a fuck about jane wyman before falcon crest

― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 30 July 2004 05:53 (nineteen years ago) link

ha!

― amateur!st (amateurist), Friday, 30 July 2004 05:53 (nineteen years ago) link

i always forget that ronald reagan was married to a foxxx for a while. (a foxx whose daughter killed her gangster lover!!)

― amateur!st (amateurist), Friday, 30 July 2004 05:54 (nineteen years ago) link

no wait that was lana turner. duh. sorry.

― amateur!st (amateurist), Friday, 30 July 2004 05:54 (nineteen years ago) link

amateur!st - exactly what do you expect from a presidential hopeful who uses a fake last name?

― roger adultery (roger adultery), Friday, 30 July 2004 05:59 (nineteen years ago) link

huh?

― amateur!st (amateurist), Friday, 30 July 2004 06:03 (nineteen years ago) link

stompanato is hardly a made up name rog

― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 30 July 2004 06:06 (nineteen years ago) link

i was just teasing.

― roger adultery (roger adultery), Friday, 30 July 2004 06:14 (nineteen years ago) link

and i hate dubya and all that too BUT the bush daughters (and nieces and nephews - wtf???) are k-hawt ESP. jenna who looks more like mom than dad. i'm not gonna hate (nevermind ignore what my dick is telling me about) someone just becuz i disagree with their father's politics. shades of chelsea bashing there.

that said, gimme cate edwards.

― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 30 July 2004 06:28 (nineteen years ago) link

definitely hot

― .., Saturday, 31 July 2004 22:38 (nineteen years ago) link

teresa heinz kerry is still the hottest on the thread.

― Maria (Maria), Sunday, 1 August 2004 13:34 (nineteen years ago) link

my wife's quote: 'yeah sure,
she's a botox addict dude!
but yeah she looks great'

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Sunday, 1 August 2004 13:35 (nineteen years ago) link

she reminds me of an argentine woman I had a ferocious unrequited crush on around 1983, who was also disarmingly frank. so, yeah, hot.

― bugluv skistar, Sunday, 1 August 2004 14:02 (nineteen years ago) link

Teresa has that monied international flavor of a latter-day Jackie Onassis.

http://www.zepter-gavebutik.dk/Images/Smykkekunst/JackieOnassis-1.jpg

Very alluring. I bet she's a carnival ride in the sack, too.

― andrew l. r. (allocryptic), Sunday, 1 August 2004 14:08 (nineteen years ago) link

You people are all insane. And not in a good way.

― oops (Oops), Sunday, 1 August 2004 14:45 (nineteen years ago) link

five years pass...

http://www.boston.com/bostonglobe/editorial_opinion/editorials/articles/2009/12/29/heinz_kerry_fighting_cancer_with_candor/

― velko, Thursday, 31 December 2009 19:01 (fourteen years ago) link

og ws

― cozwn, Thursday, 31 December 2009 19:18 (fourteen years ago) link

lol@ian upthread; wht was the origin of the C on her Ts meme again?

― cozwn, Thursday, 31 December 2009 19:19 (fourteen years ago) link

cutty would have to reject her now on nn grounds

― velko, Thursday, 31 December 2009 21:16 (fourteen years ago) link

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