"Trenter percenter."
― Jonnie, Tuesday, 15 June 2004 11:20 (nineteen years ago) link
― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 11:22 (nineteen years ago) link
― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 11:23 (nineteen years ago) link
― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 11:24 (nineteen years ago) link
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 11:24 (nineteen years ago) link
We'd like to apologise for our report on Friday that defense secretary Micheal Portillo carries a saw off shotgun to constituency meetings, corners children in parks and chews their cheeks and has frequent sexual intercourse with stray animals claiming "As long as it has a backbone, I'll do it!".
― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 11:26 (nineteen years ago) link
― Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 11:28 (nineteen years ago) link
"Heseltine greet the children that he will later release into the wild and hunt"
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 11:41 (nineteen years ago) link
and
"You can wear them in the high street, body contours, very discreet"
― Mikey G (Mikey G), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 11:45 (nineteen years ago) link
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 11:50 (nineteen years ago) link
― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 11:51 (nineteen years ago) link
'UZI LOVER'
― Enrique (Enrique), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 11:53 (nineteen years ago) link
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 11:53 (nineteen years ago) link
― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 11:54 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 11:57 (nineteen years ago) link
― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 11:59 (nineteen years ago) link
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:01 (nineteen years ago) link
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:02 (nineteen years ago) link
― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:05 (nineteen years ago) link
The car discussion!
― Crickets Dance On Tequila Booty (Barima), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:07 (nineteen years ago) link
― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:10 (nineteen years ago) link
Kids today, sassenfrassen...
― Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:13 (nineteen years ago) link
― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:14 (nineteen years ago) link
The black neighbours sketch is hilarious
― Mikey G (Mikey G), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:16 (nineteen years ago) link
― de, Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:16 (nineteen years ago) link
(Pre-dated Gervais by years)
― Anna (Anna), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:17 (nineteen years ago) link
― Pete (Pete), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:21 (nineteen years ago) link
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:22 (nineteen years ago) link
― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:24 (nineteen years ago) link
― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:26 (nineteen years ago) link
Also I'm assuming this thread will be politely deleted after we're done.
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:27 (nineteen years ago) link
and i think collaterlie sisters is so hot!
― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:27 (nineteen years ago) link
― Enrique (Enrique), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:28 (nineteen years ago) link
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:30 (nineteen years ago) link
but i love being able to watch steve coogan AND chris morris at the same time.
― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:30 (nineteen years ago) link
― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:31 (nineteen years ago) link
― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:32 (nineteen years ago) link
All three AP series have showcased different Alans, and the radio shows were also different -- nothing wrong with that.
― ENRQ (Enrique), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:33 (nineteen years ago) link
"No, I'm 34."
― Mikey G (Mikey G), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:33 (nineteen years ago) link
― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:33 (nineteen years ago) link
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:34 (nineteen years ago) link
― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:35 (nineteen years ago) link
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:36 (nineteen years ago) link
― Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:46 (nineteen years ago) link
― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:49 (nineteen years ago) link
Search - The Chris Morris Show on Radio One.
― Lynskey (Lynskey), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:50 (nineteen years ago) link
MAN: I shall indeed.
MORRIS: Grasp the candle.
MAN: Sorry?
MORRIS: And bang on.
MAN: And bang on. [Starts reading] I would like to complain about the entirely slack monitoring of the shape of broadcasters' mouths. As a recruitment officer, I know it is a simple matter when appointing staff to filter out those with unusual or disgusting mouths at the interview stage. Yet our screens are plagued with the likes Gavin Estlar, whose mouth is not only so ill-governed it looks like it is trying to escape from his face, but is grotesquely lopsided. A balanced view from that? In a chimp's cock. Surely the time has come for the BBC to face up to this demoralising assault and sack anyone... [turns the page] ...whose mouth does not conform to a reasonable standard. Perhaps mine. Point at mouth. Regular, neat and I've had the stretch marks dealt with. Do it or I'll ram you up your own... fudge tunnels? Thank you.
― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:51 (nineteen years ago) link
― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:53 (nineteen years ago) link
― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:54 (nineteen years ago) link
Don't teach your grandmother to *blank* eggs.
― ENRQ (Enrique), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:54 (nineteen years ago) link
It was a DVD easter egg. I guess they recorded it specifically for the DVD release. 26 April 2004 is the release date according to amazon.
― cajunsunday, Sunday, 21 July 2013 13:12 (ten years ago) link
thanks!
― There shouldn't be a thread for Dennis Perrin tweets. (stevie), Sunday, 21 July 2013 23:08 (ten years ago) link
"Peter, you've added nothing."
I seem to remember something Chris Morris wrote that was published in the UK quite soon after 9/11 - in The Independent or The Observer, possibly a pull-out section that was quite shocking in a kind of "too soon man" way. I'd love to see that again.
― kraudive, Monday, 22 July 2013 00:00 (ten years ago) link
amazingly all of it is here, as PDFs, in the Observer archive http://observer.guardian.co.uk/review/page/0,,671683,00.html
― piscesx, Monday, 22 July 2013 00:18 (ten years ago) link
ooh the Geefe columns are there too! Nice work piscesx!
― Neil S, Monday, 22 July 2013 14:34 (ten years ago) link
RIO'S ON THE MONKEY DUST
― puppy bash (darraghmac), Wednesday, 5 December 2018 22:24 (five years ago) link
You're old, we're old.
The Day Today, 25th anniversary dinner. We’ve lost the news.@RebeccaFront @Aiannucci @Pmarber @PeterBaynham pic.twitter.com/9esJ9uPDzL— David Schneider (@davidschneider) February 12, 2019
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 17:42 (five years ago) link
Is that peter baynham in the middle?! Christ the Hollywood life’s taken a toll if so, he looks like ET brundlefly’d with present-day devito
― gray say nah to me (wins), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 17:45 (five years ago) link
it's him, camera phones are never flattering tbf
― kinder, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 17:46 (five years ago) link
That’s true, and it’s an endearingly dorky photo in general
― gray say nah to me (wins), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 17:50 (five years ago) link
:)
― imago, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 17:56 (five years ago) link
Something poetic about Chris Morris slowly morphing into Victor Lewis Smith
― whoa is me (stevie), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 19:48 (five years ago) link