Oprah's Dr. Phil: Classic or Dud?

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i would sacrifice my drunken incestous family on national tv if it meant for just 2 seconds I could hold a droplet of Dr Phil's pearly cum on my tongue.

Queen G (Queeng), Friday, 8 November 2002 16:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

i would sacrifice my drunken incestous family on national tv if it meant for just 2 seconds I could hold a droplet of Dr Phil's pearly cum on my tongue.

Actually, I think this was a theme for a Maury Povich episode this week...

Joe (Joe), Saturday, 9 November 2002 03:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

two months pass...
i think someone should drop dr phil to the ground, and kick him in the stomach and ribs until he goes limp and starts twitching, then he should be nursed back to health and his legs should be put into a trash compactor, then both legs should be tourniquted so he doesnt die, then people with electric drills should dance around him and start drilling his elbows, fingers, his trash compacted legs, his face, arms, chest, everything, then he should be forced to watch his mother get a big gang bang bukkakke, then when he begs for it to stop, shove a hot coal in each of his eye sockets, then put his balls and penis into a vice and they should be fully flattened, then the flattened balls and penis should be fried up on a hot grill while still attached, then chopped off and fed to him, then his teeth should be knocked out with a ball peen hammer,and his ears should get put in a vice and fed to him as well, then he should be suspended by one arm above a swinging helicopter, being lowered slowly, inch by inch, slowly chopping off every inch until he is very close to death, then he should be dropped into a vat of slow burning sulferic acid, then when hes like reallllly fucking close to death, and his skins burning, he should be catapulted into a giant wall, hopefully not quite enough to kill him, then he should lie in agony until he is about 10 seconds from dying, where he will be hoisted apon an table or something and hae dynomite strapped to his chest, and the dynamite should go off at the exact point that he is shot in the face with a double barrel shotgun, exploding his entire body, all this while his entire family is forced to watch

wang, Saturday, 25 January 2003 19:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

The problem with the arguments against receiving any professional psychiatric help, such as the kind Dr. Phil gives, over the television medium simply because tv isn't "real" are hypocritical trying to argue about it in the very real vastness of the internet. Maria Perez i ain't.

Some of y'all have taken the two 1)stop whining and 2)get a hobby ideas and combined them into a full-time hobby of whining on the internet and you think you're intellectuals now. Capable of discerning whether or not Dr. Phil has value for everyone else even though you couldn't tell if your own doctor who was ignoring you and if that might be a problem when he is prescribing you drugs - oh yeah i trust your judgement. And taking illegal buspar on the side sent to you in the mail by your mother? way to go ! anti-establishment runs in your blood i guess you have all the answers you need.

This site gave me a lot of laughs. Seriously though there is nothing wrong with paying for legitimate services, that's what money is for, to serve you. Not the other way around. Those afraid of somehow "prostituting" their mental health to legitimate professionals made me laugh the hardest. I expect they don't trust their cars to qualified mechanics either, only to guys that say they will do it for free. Maybe they beg for money. Probably don't give to the collection plate at church. And so on. Well I have a nickel's worth of free advice for you my "friends" - and i mean that word in the strictest of jest - just because something doesn't help or inspire you doesn't mean it won't help or be meaningful to someone else ! In fact, your uninspiring words didn't help me a damned bit ! I felt much less manic depressive after watching Dr. Phil today than i do now worrying about what i just read here right now ! I can't decide if i'm happy from laughing so hard or if i want to cry because so much of what you wrote is really so sad.

Maria Perez, Tuesday, 4 February 2003 02:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

one month passes...
I've learned from experience that you cannot hand over your mental or physical health to someone on a long term basis sight-unseen. There are bad therapists out there, there are bad doctors out there, there are therapists whose approach is something you will not trust or will find disagreeable.

If someone is coping with having grown up abused, Dr. Phil is not the person to get help from. Going to a drive-through mental health facility is also not a good idea because HMO's are interested in minimizing the number of visits you make. They're more likely to push antidepressants or whatever other medications they come up with regardless of what your actual situation may be. You have a right to interview a therapist before agreeing to work with him or her on a long term basis. If you are going to trust someone with your thoughts and feelings, you need to feel right about working with them over the long haul.

I grew up horribly abused and I needed long term therapy with a therapist who was appropriate for my particular circumstances. Instead, I was referred to bad, crappy, lousy, WRONG therapists and it did more harm than good. Eventually, I shopped for a therapist. I told my summed-up story over and over again, I jotted down referral names and numbers, I made phone call after phone call, I interviewed and dismissed a couple therapists after talking with them, asking questions about their treatment approaches and getting a feel for their opinions on issues that were important to me. I finally found a therapist I could afford and who was right for me; I worked with her for a number of years until, eventually, I reached a point where I didn't feel a pressing need for therapy. I kept up sessions out of habit for a while but realized I was searching for things to talk about. My therapist simply said, "That's the goal of therapy, to get to where you don't need it."

A good therapist is like a coach. They don't do the work for you but they'll help you along, encourage you at times, and point out things to pay attention to. A barking drill sargeant like Dr. Phil would be among the worst kinds of therapists you could give to someone dealing with childhood abuse. I shudder to imagine the likes of him working in a rape crisis clinic.

Dr. Phil has an approach that strikes me as insensitive to individuality and simplistic. His father's colorful axioms do not apply to everyone and everything.

As for Oprah, I stopped watching her around the time she was making "Beloved" and got all preachy-spiritual. It rubs me the wrong way how she preaches and moralizes to people who, en masse, unquestioningly chant "Ohhh-prah! Ohhh-prah! Ohhh-prah!" I don't want Oprah-the-billionaire telling me I have to give money to her Angel network while she flaunts the fact of her millions and I don't want her as my spiritual advisor. I'm tired of her referencing "my mentor, Maya Angelou" before she launches into a preachy-sermon moment. I have nothing against her success, I just feel she's let it get to her head and she's milking people for money in the guise of helping or spirituality. Gloria Steinem and "Ms." magazine is one thing, "O" is something else (Oprah's on the cover all the time, what IS that about?).

I checked out her show again several weeks ago, it nauseated me and I turned it off. I used to watch her show often but now I can't stomach her holier-than-thou approach. For some reason, Oprah's show and magazine reminds me of Pat Robertson's "700 Club" and Doctor Phil is kind of like the Jerry Falwell of psychiatry. I watched a couple episodes of Dr. Phil's show, my stomach churned, and I paid attention to the physical cue. I imagine him as something like a snake oil salesman from days gone by.

If I were interviewing therapists today like I did several years ago, I would scratch Dr. Phil off my list and say "NEXT!" He's not someone I would entrust with the care of my mind, body or soul.

Danny Jones, Thursday, 13 March 2003 12:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

four years pass...

HOW'S THAT WORKING OUT FOR YOU???????

tremendoid, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 22:06 (sixteen years ago) link

what a show today i tell you i'm still soaking wet

tremendoid, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 22:08 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/pix/drphil_cp_5484608.jpg

Using any excuse to show the world the Dr. Feel w/the image hosting help of cbc.ca

Abbott, Wednesday, 22 August 2007 01:39 (sixteen years ago) link

but you GOTTA brag on yourself!

kingfish, Wednesday, 22 August 2007 01:46 (sixteen years ago) link

four months pass...

Dr. Phil Fights Xbox Live Racism! Keep up the good fight, doctor!

I am kind of addicted to this show.

Abbott, Friday, 11 January 2008 00:17 (sixteen years ago) link

four months pass...

Dr Phil just said "internets"

sunny successor, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 20:55 (fifteen years ago) link

Dude is classic.

Abbott, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 21:48 (fifteen years ago) link

please be kidding!

he's like a big holier than thou marshmellow!

Surmounter, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 21:49 (fifteen years ago) link

Classically entertaining television. Not nec. good for advices.

Abbott, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 21:50 (fifteen years ago) link

omg i can't even stand his face... he thinks he's like mr. together. IF HE'S SO TOGETHER WHY IS HE SO UGLY?

Surmounter, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 21:52 (fifteen years ago) link

^^real talk

gr8080, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 21:52 (fifteen years ago) link

He's like a successful version of my dad.

Abbott, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 21:53 (fifteen years ago) link

He's like an asshole version of my dad. Not to say that my dad has made the same amount of money as Dr. Phil - he hasn't, I'm sure - but I think that the largest distinguishing characterisitic b/t Dr. Phil and Dr. Bob (my dad) is that Dr. Bob is not, by default, an asshole.

B.L.A.M., Wednesday, 14 May 2008 22:27 (fifteen years ago) link

the way the show insists upon showing him aggressively expressing his loyalty to his wife at the end of each show kind of creeps me out, to be honest, among other things regarding his personal presentation. but, his son seems kind of alright, so, i dunno...

dell, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 22:30 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah i always feel bad that she has to sit through every taping. its like dating someone in a band and having to go to all of their shows. torture.

sunny successor, Thursday, 15 May 2008 01:42 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm astonished/amused she goes along with it. The other day he had her talk about how she gained 50 lbs. when she was pregnant!

Abbott, Thursday, 15 May 2008 01:53 (fifteen years ago) link

"But then you worked out and lost it, right honey?"
"That's right, I exercised it all off as fast as I could."

!!!

Abbott, Thursday, 15 May 2008 01:54 (fifteen years ago) link

Oh and this was the Mother's Day episode.

Abbott, Thursday, 15 May 2008 01:56 (fifteen years ago) link

I am with Surmounter on this one. I hate Dr. Phil and his ass face.

ENBB, Thursday, 15 May 2008 02:07 (fifteen years ago) link

good god.

yeah, fuck that guy.

i don't like to impugn people over the internet s, but he is already likely a millionaire, so i don't feel guilty. plus he was supposedly involved with some dubious LGAT group stuff, so...

dell, Thursday, 15 May 2008 02:25 (fifteen years ago) link

LGAT?

Abbott, Thursday, 15 May 2008 02:26 (fifteen years ago) link

hahaha

Surmounter, Thursday, 15 May 2008 02:27 (fifteen years ago) link

it's some geography grad exam

Surmounter, Thursday, 15 May 2008 02:28 (fifteen years ago) link

"large group awareness training"

see: Landmark Foundation, Lifespring, est, etc...

dell, Thursday, 15 May 2008 04:46 (fifteen years ago) link

Dude: makes total sense that would be his scene, the fuckah!

Abbott, Thursday, 15 May 2008 04:49 (fifteen years ago) link

The pregnancy thing, wau.

Yes, fuck that guy, someone, please... and then drag him out onstage to talk about how gracefully he managed to lose weight post-partum.

dell, Thursday, 15 May 2008 05:29 (fifteen years ago) link

please be kidding!

he's like a big holier than thou marshmellow!

-- Surmounter, Wednesday, May 14, 2008 9:49 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

He's like a big Mallo Cup, but stuffed with excrement from an elephant who's overdosed on "Circus Peanut" candies, instead of "Mallo".

dell, Thursday, 15 May 2008 05:33 (fifteen years ago) link

one year passes...

i knew this guy was a sick fuck
http://www.nydailynews.com/money/2009/10/08/2009-10-08_dr_phil_accused_of_groping_patients_breasts_holding_her_captive.html

surm, Thursday, 8 October 2009 20:20 (fourteen years ago) link

Hey now!

the taint of Macca is strong (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 8 October 2009 20:48 (fourteen years ago) link

(btw I don't like him but that suit sounds like bullshit)

the taint of Macca is strong (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 8 October 2009 20:49 (fourteen years ago) link

Ask him all about it on IrE!

Ask Dr. Phil

StanM, Thursday, 8 October 2009 20:50 (fourteen years ago) link

five months pass...

Well then.

In 2007, Dieu, Crystal Matchett, and four others spent a week living in "The Dr. Phil House," a sound-stage residence wired to the hilt with cameras and microphones.

The unstable patients' shenanigans were aired as a weekly segment on Dr. Phil, the syndicated daytime talk show hosted by Phil McGraw and aired locally on KCBS/Channel 2.

The goal of the segments, according to court papers filed by the defense, "was to focus each of the participants on their ability to tolerate unique individuals and situations, and to resist their own judgmental character."

Dieu, a self-professed man-hater who says, "(men) don't think with their brains; they think only from the waist down," was confronted by a nudist who showed up to dinner bearing his frank and beans.

Dieu and Matchett locked themselves in the bathroom, "horrified and crying," according to Matchett's sworn declaration, while a crew member stood on the other side shouting, "Come out, Shirley, and see the naked man."

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 03:12 (fourteen years ago) link

;-)

Dr. Phil, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 03:33 (fourteen years ago) link

PHIL!!!!!!!!!!

harbl, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 03:36 (fourteen years ago) link

MINNEAPOLIS — A 22-year-old Minnesota man is suing producers of a "Dr. Phil" television spinoff, saying he was tricked into discussing blemishes on his penis.

Tyler Bowling of Lakeville also accuses the CBS-distributed show "The Doctors" of airing a rerun of the segment despite his protests. Bowling tells the Star Tribune he felt violated.

Bowling says he agreed to do the show in Hollywood in exchange for free laser surgery to remove pearly penile papules. The whitish bumps are non-contagious and harmless.

Bowling says he was told the show would only be seen by medical students. When he learned that wasn't the case, he says he was cajoled into doing it.

Bowling also says the procedure didn't work.

Representatives for the television show and the doctor had no comment Tuesday.

lmfao @ credulity (velko), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 03:42 (fourteen years ago) link

http://coolaggregator.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/drphil1.jpg

Dr. Phil, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 03:46 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.nomorepapules.com/

lmfao @ credulity (velko), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 03:46 (fourteen years ago) link

pearly penile papules

Truly...something.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 04:23 (fourteen years ago) link

I just learned about those last night!

http://persimusic.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/police_synchronicity.jpg

How to Make an American Quit (Abbott), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 04:38 (fourteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Judge: Dr. Phil 'a terrible, terrible man.'

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 15:37 (fourteen years ago) link

http://coolaggregator.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/drphil1.jpg

velko, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 16:09 (fourteen years ago) link

ten years pass...

BIG KNIFE! SMALL WIFE! pic.twitter.com/W9evOykj5H

— Dr. Phil (@DrPhil) March 26, 2020

j., Thursday, 26 March 2020 02:12 (four years ago) link

so weird you'd bump this thread because just this very morning I was wondering to myself who'd get the Roni first, Dr. Phil or Billie Eilish? my money's on Dr. Phil

the burrito that defined a generation, Thursday, 26 March 2020 02:27 (four years ago) link


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