why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

things that didn't exist 35 years ago, according to that rant:

- escalators
- elevators
- hand mixers
- clothes dryers
- styrofaom
- bubble wrap
- disposable pens
- gas-powered lawnmowers

What do I have to do to eliminate this person from the earth?

according to that rant it wasn't their generation who invented plastic bags and thought they were a good idea

Why didn't she just use paper instead of plastic?

but wait the narrator is the one who said they didn't have "the green thing"

It's more that the people who are now old invented all these "conveniences" where "convenience" just meant "we can throw it in the garbage when we're done with it", without any thought as to where that garbage went, or whether it was really a better way. Now tons of people insist it's the *only* way.

This entire "oh, I expect a plastic bag, even though I grew up SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU DID" is horseshit, why not just smile and say that you're happy things are going back to the way things were, you not-so-nostalgic old windbag

you can see where that horrible shit has been pinged backwards and forwards between Britishes English and American English, which might account for that list of stuff we really didn't have in the UK in the 70s

"we didn't have that green thing" --> "I am a sarcastic twit and never questioned the changes"

"pop bottles", "nappies", "the state of Wales", "stores", "pizza joint"

hmmm

"The store sent them back to the plant" = American

"turning their mums into a 24-hour taxi service" = Britishes

you've never had it so peachy

in the future, every facebook chain letter will make it around the world, picking up regional slang, and perhaps even a few non-english phrases in the middle

it really needs a few fan death refs to get the party going

also, old people shd face up to the fact that they've helped to fuck the planet over just like every generation before and after them.

some already do. others are dicks.

post-WW2 to present pretty much did so in brave new ways, by basically converting society into an automobile-centric, fossil fuel-dependent sprawl

oh god

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/320315_4894147675824_881048126_n.jpg

Gabriel Knight: Sins of the Fathers

that is the worst (witch)

Lair of the White Worm!

hunt for red october!

^^^

roseanne isn't a movie :(

Who am I trying to kid, it's Rocky Horror...

^^^

Oscar! :P

Clue

bahahaha! now i am judging you all! i am forming my opinions of you based on the information you have just given me! this makes sense!

when i think of tim curry i think of this song cuz i used to have the 45.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiLNCJdXmX0

i love name songs.

life is a rock (but the radio rolled me) being my all-time fave.

was gonna joke home alone 2 but then I realized that's my real answer

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/534688_487908707907058_714354632_n.jpg

...

...so he monitors her every move on a wall of blood-red TVs.

He "won't let her" is so fucking controlling. How about "a real man will offer to help"...?

a real man will mansplain...

'Mansplain' should be thrown under the bus.

a real man will let her...out of the basement on Saturdays

a real men

Annie is always in the back of my mind somewhere when I see Tim Curry

yeeeeees

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u28bo1sZiyk

http://www.agentlover.com/blog/wp-content/uploads//2011/04/tim-curry-legend.jpg

Worst Witch FWIW

just found the motherload of crap macros https://www.facebook.com/pages/99-Ice-Cream/76377361333

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=356054444489015&set=a.354518034642656.82554.294312277329899&type=1&ref=nf

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/224423_356054444489015_1062197625_n.jpg

Hate that motherfuckin guy.

what i hate about those kind of macros is they're always telling you how to live your life in a kind of "Hey asshole, what you doing sitting at your work desk reading Facebook on your lunchbreak? You should be out there white water rafting and saving endangered animals and shit ~Paul McCartney"

Paul "Total" Coelho