quiet you
― I'M THE ONLY ON (jjjusten), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 18:07 (eleven years ago) link
I did it to myself I did, and that's what really hurts
― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 18:08 (eleven years ago) link
Oh why could this not have been taped, no matter what it was? WHY???
― Sara R-C, Friday, 26 October 2012 07:18 (eleven years ago) link
Crazy patient stories:
1. alcoholic withdrawal guy who asked for Ativan (anti-anxiety med) every time I went into his room and claimed he was having a panic attack. Except that he was asleep every time I went in there and then he went right back to sleep as I was leaving. Best panic attacks ever! (Or worst?)
2. Dude in perfectly stable condition telling his wife on the phone that he'd see her tomorrow, "probably for the last time." Then telling me about the casket he rented for himself bc he's going to be cremated. Me: Did you at least rent a nice one? Patient: No, I rented the cheapest one I could find! Me: Okay then!
3. Occasionally inappropriate patient asking the black male nursing assistant if it's true that "black men have bigger dicks" than white men. The nurse in the room said, "you have to stop being inappropriate!" But honestly, if I had been the nursing assistant, I would have confidently told him, "DEFINITELY!"
― Sara R-C, Friday, 26 October 2012 07:31 (eleven years ago) link
btw, John and deX - I think I told you about the lady who called me a "crowface?" She died a few weeks after leaving our floor. RIP lady, you will never be forgotten.
I wonder what her final words were
gonna assume "cankles" were in there somewhere
― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Friday, 26 October 2012 18:35 (eleven years ago) link
Pretty sure she was on a lot of Ativan by the end, so I imagine she was a lot mellower.
But yeah.
I do love the elderly patients, even the really disoriented ones. They are so unpredictable, never boring!
― Sara R-C, Friday, 26 October 2012 20:04 (eleven years ago) link
They just interviewed a super high girl in Marion staring at waves and incoherently babbling about the lack of trees keeping her safe, except for the water... um... yeah, it's waves man
etc etc
― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Monday, 29 October 2012 20:20 (eleven years ago) link
This sounds epic, I hope you recorded that somehow!
― Sara R-C, Monday, 29 October 2012 23:13 (eleven years ago) link
I got frustrated with old take-out last night so I made shrimp-fried rice; my hands now smell like takeout
― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 15:30 (eleven years ago) link
It is official: I am moving to deX's house. He knows how to make takeout!
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 1 November 2012 03:23 (eleven years ago) link
I just received a cold-call spam message about cloud storage from my own company in my work email
yay technology
― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Monday, 5 November 2012 16:51 (eleven years ago) link
nice
― Jesus said "What the hell is a Wumpscut?" (jjjusten), Monday, 5 November 2012 16:55 (eleven years ago) link
^^^ I don't actually understand that.
plz take me back to 1989, kthxbye
― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 17:56 (eleven years ago) link
A salesperson from my company got my email address off of an external tech site and emailed me in an attempt to get me to purchase my own company's software.
― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 17:58 (eleven years ago) link
hmmm, you didn't buy it, looks like somebody isn't a team player to me
― All hail President Optoisolator (jjjusten), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:14 (eleven years ago) link
Pretty sure you're fired now, plz come home and also buy my house bc we are trying to buy a different house now. (super busy down here in Nfield)
My current house = in front of a cemetery, total WIN!!!
― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 21:00 (eleven years ago) link
oh cool, where's the new house?
― banana hammock unitard (DJP), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 21:01 (eleven years ago) link
trying to convince my mom I actually did vote for Doctor Who and Spongebob Squarepants
― banana hammock unitard (DJP), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 22:21 (eleven years ago) link
new house = about 4 blocks from where I live now, but huge and very nice. Offer accepted, but contingent, so we have to sell (obviously!). Trying madly to clean, paint, etc.
If you want to look it up it is 1604 Maple Street in that city I live in. :)
So V1v13n doesn't believe you, then?
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 00:49 (eleven years ago) link
She did at first, which is hilarious
― banana hammock unitard (DJP), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 02:03 (eleven years ago) link
<3 <3 <3 your Mom!!!
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 03:07 (eleven years ago) link
guys, was T14r4 W4tts this nuts in high school? deX, didn't she play one of your wives in _Joseph_?
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 04:11 (eleven years ago) link
I don't remember her being this nuts in high school
That said, lol @ nuts ppl
― banana hammock unitard (DJP), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 05:56 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah, it's kind of heartbreaking, though, in a weird way.
Kind of entertaining myself today watching St4c3y go from believing somehow Romney was going to win NJ and NY (?!) to the end of the election...
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 07:48 (eleven years ago) link
...but it's also just SAD to me that she can't see outside of her own perspective even the tiniest bit.
It must be weird to live like that?!
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 07:49 (eleven years ago) link
Oh hey, republicans on my Facebook, all of whom are from hstngs, so sorry eat shit
― All hail President Optoisolator (jjjusten), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 07:52 (eleven years ago) link
I am so exhausted and have actually cried real tears of amazement tonight you guys.
Super sentimental right now, maybe it's time I go to sleep.
But thanks for being some of the sane HSTNGS people!
<3 you guys!!!
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 08:10 (eleven years ago) link
Ow my head
― banana hammock unitard (DJP), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 14:11 (eleven years ago) link
dude
― well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 15:29 (eleven years ago) link
note to self: don't chug 5 Lagunitas super IPAs in one night because you are rolling in Schadenfreude
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 15:33 (eleven years ago) link
I was sleep-deprived for the past 5 days and I have a raging headache right now.
Time for caffeine and maybe ibuprofen (and food, don't worry medical people, I will have food w/my ibuprofen).
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 17:39 (eleven years ago) link
Probably that is a good Rx for all of us.
#outofmyscopeofpractice
― All hail President Optoisolator (jjjusten), Wednesday, November 7, 2012 1:52 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
ha this is accurate. demographic for me seems to split evenly between w1nd0m ppl and HSTNGS ppl who aren't jjj. p.s. we are all BLIND IN ALL CAPS
― 'til the end, my dear (arby's), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 17:53 (eleven years ago) link
*bangs pots together* GOOD MORNING GENTLEMEN
― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 8 November 2012 15:20 (eleven years ago) link
yay morning conference calls where I don't have to say anything
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Thursday, 8 November 2012 15:22 (eleven years ago) link
ibuprofen, water, etc. etc.
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 8 November 2012 18:46 (eleven years ago) link
I don't think I realized until just now, looking at your Facebook page, that you work at a place with the acronym SMH
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Friday, 9 November 2012 19:28 (eleven years ago) link
too bad it isn't a dog hospital
ahahaha
― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 9 November 2012 21:28 (eleven years ago) link
Show #1 = done! Went fantastically well! Half the people in the church now think I'm gay!
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Saturday, 10 November 2012 04:10 (eleven years ago) link
Well done, deX! (What, do they think J031 is just a really elaborate beard now?)
xpost depending on which residents are on our floor, the acronym can be more or less apt...
― Sara R-C, Saturday, 10 November 2012 23:18 (eleven years ago) link
I got a lot of "you were a little too good at that" commentary, which is like "fuck you, I'm in a dress and I'm acting, what do you want? Oh sorry Reverend"
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Sunday, 11 November 2012 01:14 (eleven years ago) link
Ahahaha
― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Sunday, 11 November 2012 19:31 (eleven years ago) link
Man, I really have to consider going back to church.
― Sara R-C, Sunday, 11 November 2012 23:10 (eleven years ago) link
you guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWgO9-AIROI&list=UUvHn0MTf40rdEQu6Y2yNL5g&index=8&feature=plcp
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Monday, 12 November 2012 22:31 (eleven years ago) link
ok i lol'd a bit
― well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Monday, 12 November 2012 22:45 (eleven years ago) link
there is apparently an entire series of these, including "You Can't Touch This" and "Born This Way"
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Monday, 12 November 2012 22:46 (eleven years ago) link
like
― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 14:56 (eleven years ago) link
ATTN VERY VERY IMPORTANT
http://www.facebook.com/djperry1973/posts/314774691971416
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 03:22 (eleven years ago) link