I'mma lay your LOLs on the dresser and EXCELSIOR them shits with a spiked bat!

oh god I can't see that as anything other than a giant foamy fountain of ejaculate now, thanks DJP

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I can't see hosted images anymore at work and for once I am very very glad.

it's very, very nsfw

It's a VERY nice day...for a white wedding.

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"marriage batter"

CRUDEites

lawd

I hate you all.

cheese comes in spurts

raunch dressing iirc

love it when ilx works bleu

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'excelsior'

haha Anderson's face!!

Everytime I look at it, for a split second I think he's wearing a yarmulke.

should have 4th debate that is nothing but back n forth zings in a ya mamma style. "gov romney's so dumb I told him Chile was at the door and he went and grabbed a spoon" etc.

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, October 23, 2012 4:55 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

He totally has yarmulke-hair!

wonder what the mormon zing tradition is like

― --bob marley (lag∞n), Tuesday, October 23, 2012 5:56 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

your mama's so fat your dad only needed one wife

― space dokken (Edward III), Tuesday, October 23, 2012 5:57 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yesssss

cold.

amazing

lol

it's nice to get to know people without having to see their underwear

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, October 23, 2012 11:50 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

VG OTM

edward iii really is secretly one of the funniest people on ilx

troo

lol get a brain morman

and what's that cheesy personality test that has the double barrelled name? we should do that too.

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, October 23, 2012 12:22 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

myers briggs

― goole, Tuesday, October 23, 2012 12:23 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ty goole

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, October 23, 2012 12:24 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

did u know that they were married irl?

― goole, Tuesday, October 23, 2012 12:24 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh wait that's not true

xp

― goole, Tuesday, October 23, 2012 12:24 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it was a mother-daughter team

whoops.

― goole, Tuesday, October 23, 2012 12:25 PM (59 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

also, they were married

― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, October 23, 2012 12:26 PM (35 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IBZocFkXGY

i've always been fascinated by uranus, but am i selfish for wanting to get break through the surface? i want to see uranus as it truly is.

i'm talking about a butt

― but the boo boyz are getting to (Z S), Tuesday, October 23, 2012 3:22 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

new kanye single is pretty weird

i can't figure out if its ironic for me to be Gargamel for halloween since he was basically "a Jew"

― atlas sug (bnw), Wednesday, October 24, 2012 7:17 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Regular Gargamel or Sexy Gargamel?

― tokyo rosemary, Wednesday, October 24, 2012 11:55 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the wikipedia page for gargamel is fascinating

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gargamel

There should be a trigger warning for any mention of the Smurfs or Gargamel now, the movie is that bad.

According to Antoine Buéno, Gargamel is created as an archetypal Jew[4], with a big nose, magic powers, love of gold, and balding looks, Gargamel carries a lot of symbolism.

No horns, gtfo.

One of my roommates in college was p religious Jew who had gone to Jewish day school. One time they took a cross country school trip and some kid she met in the mid-west told her she couldn't be Jewish because she didn't have horns. True story. :/

I didn't even know about the whole horns thing until she told me that story.

something similar happened to me once - someone asked to see my horns, i must've been in ~6th grade at the time

What is the basis of the horns thing again? That's so insane.

I honestly did not hear the "Jews have horns" thing until a conversation on ILX where someone mentioned that defacing a picture by drawing horns on it was anti-Semitic

same thing happened to my mom in college - her freshman year roommate iirc

i think you misheard her u big stud

mistranslation of the word keren when describing moses descending from the mountain caused michelangelo to make moses w/ horns

http://static.ddmcdn.com/gif/michelangelo-sculptures-18.jpg

uh xp to mordy, this fukn phone

lol they were being euphemistic

I always assumed the drawn-on horns were supposed to make the person look like the devil. I don't know if it has real anti-semitic origins, but I doubt that's what most people think they're doing, and I kind of prefer not to even spread that idea because it just makes it more true, if that makes sense.