I'mma lay your LOLs on the dresser and EXCELSIOR them shits with a spiked bat!

(he knows when you've been drinking)

for god's sake be good he knows everything you've done and is keeping track and knows people in high places

SANTA CLAUS IS GOD

SANTA CLAUS IS FACEBOOK

was i r-m gay? He seemed a bit of a horndog over plenty of female posters iirc?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=u0lVbMOMTi0#t=479s

omg Z S omg

Z S otm

Ghostbusters 3 should be a found-footage horror-drama. Like, it starts with the mysterious death of Murray's and Weaver's characters. A note left behind leads their grandaughter to a box of old videotapes, each packed with footage of ghostbusting (perfect way to use old cutting room floor stuff/young versions of the actors). She notices, however, a mysterious figure in the periphery of several of the clips. It turns out the Ghostbusters made a deal with the Devil, who has been steadily claiming their souls. So the grandchildren of Murray, Ackroyd, Ramis and Hudson all get together with a Ernie Hudson's aging wife, who is an expert in voodoo (because she's black). Then there's an elaborate ceremony in which all four grandkids are technically killed and their ghosts are sent to Hell to save their tormented relatives.

This could also work as a sequel to Flatliners.

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, October 19, 2012 10:18 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

romnesia? p sure thats called zingbabwe now

― --bob marley (lag∞n), Friday, 19 October 2012 17:38 (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lollll

haha awesome

fyi the first post on my fb feed today was a link to a mansplaining tumblr

―sarahell,Friday, October 19, 2012 5:18 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

...

you see sarah tumblr is a little bit of a social network a little bit a blog, kind of like blogspot crossed w/facebook, do you get it now

―--bob marley (lag∞n),Friday, October 19, 2012 5:20 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol just coming here to post that

so good

how can people say morbz is rude when he's the only poster who regularly thinks to say "bye" when he's done posting for the night

― da croupier, Friday, 19 October 2012 16:43 (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lmao

haha that was good

hah

Philip i agree with you but you're going to have to allow for the fact that Jacob isn't just making up a reaction to Aliens out of thin air, or to wind you up

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 21 October 2012 19:05 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

no no! I apologize if it comes across like cross-examination, but I'm really curious about how someone would come to that viewpoint, plus a lot of the viewpoints from a lot of people on this thread re: the new alien movie. It's just totally baffling, and somewhat worrisome in this election season.

― Philip Nunez

actual lol!

I know it's parochial stuff but I laughed at this exchange in I Love Hoops:
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lakers tv guy: "usually in the offseason, if you can add one superstar, then that's a pretty good offseason. but adding two superstars?"

― all mods con (k3vin k.)

Two superstars and Antawn Jamison :/
― Clay

two superstars and twenty antwan jamisons
― --bob marley (lag∞n

300 Antawn Jamison's defending Sparta
― Clay

300 antawn jamisons aren't going to defend much of anything
― call all destroyer

hahaha

woo, appreciate the kudos guys. but I am super vindictive and definitely not as nice a person as I try to be.

― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic),

you're hired

― stet, Monday, October 22, 2012 10:47 AM (1 minute ago)

Is it really true, or just a part of the "men can always perform" myth? Can't speak for anyone else, but in most of those cases I've been to nervous/self-conscious/drunk to orgasm.

(x-post to Dan)

― Tuomas, Monday, October 22, 2012 10:17 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

eleven fabulous years of hearing about tuomas's ejaculate

― charlie the luna (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, October 22, 2012 10:18 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha

what thread is that from

do you tend to remember the good things or the bad things about past relationships?

laughed so hard, strongo's still got it

Yeah I almost choked on my lunch when I read it.

"almost choked" and "tuomas's ejaculate" not good things to scroll down near one another

hahaha

FORKS!

>:O

faced

^^

Hmmm, not helping.

:)

http://img842.imageshack.us/img842/2763/18981410150117369992979.jpg

oh god I can't see that as anything other than a giant foamy fountain of ejaculate now, thanks DJP

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I can't see hosted images anymore at work and for once I am very very glad.

it's very, very nsfw

It's a VERY nice day...for a white wedding.

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http://www.dlisted.com/files/coxanderson1.jpg

"marriage batter"

CRUDEites

lawd

I hate you all.

cheese comes in spurts

raunch dressing iirc

love it when ilx works bleu

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'excelsior'