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Nuvvieworld! was robbed

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Thursday, 18 October 2012 23:50 (eleven years ago) link

ok, i'm gonna step away from the h word and just say it was mean-spirited and ugly (and not funny), because i'm too close to it. n.b. i don't fuck my mom. i just got called mama's boy a lot, and the tone in that post strikes the same sneering straight police chord i'm sensitive to from personal experience. also, i r-m seemed ok and didn't deserve some of the treatment he got here. i mean he was pathetic, yes, but who isn't at that age especially if they're awkward and isolated.

Neutral Coliseums (Matt P), Thursday, 18 October 2012 23:51 (eleven years ago) link

norman bates?

balls, Thursday, 18 October 2012 23:53 (eleven years ago) link

norman bates isn't pathetic?

Neutral Coliseums (Matt P), Thursday, 18 October 2012 23:54 (eleven years ago) link

wgts

Mark G, Thursday, 18 October 2012 23:55 (eleven years ago) link

Just to be clear, I totally side with Matt P here, despite my joke. When I was younger and super-awkward and didn't do too well with girls, I had my fair share of nuvvieworld moments. I think it's disrespectful to gay people and to i r-m to be all "yo, dude was gay".

sorcery is in the gutter (how's life), Thursday, 18 October 2012 23:56 (eleven years ago) link

btw if any of yall are ever in athens this place has decent breakfast (MATT AVERT YR EYES) - http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__87zBt4ePwE/TCipYR5sqRI/AAAAAAAAAT8/KdUDU1IJ-k8/s1600/Mama

balls, Thursday, 18 October 2012 23:57 (eleven years ago) link

I understand the leap being made here but I don't actually think balls was saying he though IR-M was gay

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Thursday, 18 October 2012 23:58 (eleven years ago) link

I actually don't know what's happening here aside from people parsing a six-year-old post by someone who isn't here anymore...?

Burgled Hams (Old Lunch), Friday, 19 October 2012 00:00 (eleven years ago) link

I liked him (well, aside from the fact Im p sure he was just a sock anyway) but yeah no, he really DID talk about his mom a LOT. Every post was "moms fave band" and "mom and i went to this gig" and it was like he did nothing but hang out with his moms playing Television albums and writing MBV fanfic together or something idk

Una Stubbs' Tears (Trayce), Friday, 19 October 2012 00:00 (eleven years ago) link

i am almost 100% certain that pre-ILX, i somehow was lol livejournal friends with I R-M

these wilburys taste like wilburys (donna rouge), Friday, 19 October 2012 00:06 (eleven years ago) link

and when he started posting here i was like "huh, this guy seems reaaaaallly familiar..."

these wilburys taste like wilburys (donna rouge), Friday, 19 October 2012 00:06 (eleven years ago) link

seemed like an ok guy, the quiet type, kept to himself

balls, Friday, 19 October 2012 00:08 (eleven years ago) link

dude never got a thread like this one, that's all i know.

submitted for your consideration (TYNAN APPRECIATION THREAD)

scott seward, Friday, 19 October 2012 00:19 (eleven years ago) link

IRM was a bro, fth

bansplain (electricsound), Friday, 19 October 2012 00:27 (eleven years ago) link

i know i've been saying this all day but you are all insane

charlie the luna (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 19 October 2012 00:31 (eleven years ago) link

meanwhile, my hero. AND he's been doing really cool horror movie reissue stuff. cheers, c-man!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calum_Waddell

scott seward, Friday, 19 October 2012 00:34 (eleven years ago) link

It's been a strange day.

Mark G, Friday, 19 October 2012 00:37 (eleven years ago) link

Has anyone been in touch with Nude Spock?

sorcery is in the gutter (how's life), Friday, 19 October 2012 00:38 (eleven years ago) link

funny you should ask

bansplain (electricsound), Friday, 19 October 2012 00:41 (eleven years ago) link

I'm used to excelsior threads derailing into unfunniness, but this is a whole new level with added impenetrableness

ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Friday, 19 October 2012 02:52 (eleven years ago) link

what a fucked up day on ilx

let's have sex and then throw pottery (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 October 2012 02:59 (eleven years ago) link

scott i love that photo so much. i actually can't even imagine what my life was like two minutes ago before i saw that photo. it couldn't have been very fulfilling.

s.clover, Friday, 19 October 2012 03:03 (eleven years ago) link

today felt important. tomorrow will be much more important, though.

*triumphant sauce horns* (crüt), Friday, 19 October 2012 03:05 (eleven years ago) link

the edit history for that page has a nice surprise too.

s.clover, Friday, 19 October 2012 03:07 (eleven years ago) link

RC edit?

bansplain (electricsound), Friday, 19 October 2012 03:09 (eleven years ago) link

haha yeah I saw that too.

*triumphant sauce horns* (crüt), Friday, 19 October 2012 03:11 (eleven years ago) link

idgi

--bob marley (lag∞n), Friday, 19 October 2012 03:14 (eleven years ago) link

I feel like I'm in that commercial where the dude has a shitty hearing aid that keeps shorting out and making him miss half of whatever his family's yakking about over meatloaf.

Burgled Hams (Old Lunch), Friday, 19 October 2012 03:44 (eleven years ago) link

jfk revive is cracking me the fuck up

zvookster, Friday, 19 October 2012 03:58 (eleven years ago) link

i mean the thread, jfk is still dead

zvookster, Friday, 19 October 2012 03:58 (eleven years ago) link

lol zvook

some dude, Friday, 19 October 2012 04:15 (eleven years ago) link

u guys this is getting bad

i mean do we have to hold hands & sing Santa Claus is Coming to Town to get the sleigh flying again because I'll totally do it

more cuddlesteining less clusterfucking

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 19 October 2012 04:31 (eleven years ago) link

I vote for clustersteining

*triumphant sauce horns* (crüt), Friday, 19 October 2012 04:36 (eleven years ago) link

cuddlefucking?

yeah no

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 19 October 2012 04:37 (eleven years ago) link

i mean do we have to hold hands & sing Santa Claus is Coming to Town to get the sleigh flying again because I'll totally do it

yes, we do

down w/ obana...he is the reson were in dept (Z S), Friday, 19 October 2012 04:40 (eleven years ago) link

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
YOU BETTER NOT CRY...

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 19 October 2012 04:40 (eleven years ago) link

Cuddle FUCKS, aka the steincluster

Doctor Casino, Friday, 19 October 2012 04:40 (eleven years ago) link

SANTA CLAUS IS
WATCHING
YOU SLEEP

down w/ obana...he is the reson were in dept (Z S), Friday, 19 October 2012 04:42 (eleven years ago) link

santa claus is fake

--bob marley (lag∞n), Friday, 19 October 2012 04:43 (eleven years ago) link

HE KNOW WHEN YOU'VE BEEN SLEEPING
HE KNOWS WHEN YOU'RE AWAKE
HE KNOW WHEN YOU'VE BEEN BAD OR GOOD
HE KNOWS WHEN YOU'VE BEEN MASTURBATING
HE KNOWS WHEN YOU'VE BEEN MASTURBATING
HE KNOWS WHEN YOU'VE BEEN MASTURBATING
HE KNOWS WHEN YOU'VE BEEN MASTURBATING
HE KNOWS WHEN YOU'VE BEEN MASTURBATING
HE KNOWS WHEN YOU'VE BEEN MASTURBATING
HE KNOWS WHEN YOU'VE BEEN MASTURBATING
HE KNOWS WHEN YOU'VE BEEN MASTURBATING
SO GOOD BE GOOD FOR GOODNESS HE KNOWS WHEN YOU'VE BEEN MASTURBATING

down w/ obana...he is the reson were in dept (Z S), Friday, 19 October 2012 04:43 (eleven years ago) link

(he knows when you've been drinking)

pplains, Friday, 19 October 2012 04:44 (eleven years ago) link

for god's sake be good he knows everything you've done and is keeping track and knows people in high places

down w/ obana...he is the reson were in dept (Z S), Friday, 19 October 2012 04:44 (eleven years ago) link

SANTA CLAUS IS GOD

down w/ obana...he is the reson were in dept (Z S), Friday, 19 October 2012 04:45 (eleven years ago) link

SANTA CLAUS IS FACEBOOK

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 19 October 2012 04:47 (eleven years ago) link

was i r-m gay? He seemed a bit of a horndog over plenty of female posters iirc?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=u0lVbMOMTi0#t=479s

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 19 October 2012 07:56 (eleven years ago) link

omg Z S omg

skeevy wonder (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 19 October 2012 13:52 (eleven years ago) link

Z S otm

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Friday, 19 October 2012 13:55 (eleven years ago) link

Ghostbusters 3 should be a found-footage horror-drama. Like, it starts with the mysterious death of Murray's and Weaver's characters. A note left behind leads their grandaughter to a box of old videotapes, each packed with footage of ghostbusting (perfect way to use old cutting room floor stuff/young versions of the actors). She notices, however, a mysterious figure in the periphery of several of the clips. It turns out the Ghostbusters made a deal with the Devil, who has been steadily claiming their souls. So the grandchildren of Murray, Ackroyd, Ramis and Hudson all get together with a Ernie Hudson's aging wife, who is an expert in voodoo (because she's black). Then there's an elaborate ceremony in which all four grandkids are technically killed and their ghosts are sent to Hell to save their tormented relatives.

This could also work as a sequel to Flatliners.

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, October 19, 2012 10:18 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

C-3PO Sharkey (Phil D.), Friday, 19 October 2012 14:25 (eleven years ago) link

romnesia? p sure thats called zingbabwe now

― --bob marley (lag∞n), Friday, 19 October 2012 17:38 (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

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