I'mma lay your LOLs on the dresser and EXCELSIOR them shits with a spiked bat!

guess

there should be a thread about posts w/ incredible colon use or just an incredible punctuation thread

Ban Louis Jagger

ha of course

If you felt threatened by this you really need to suck it up.

― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Thursday, October 18, 2012 5:14 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the accusation of "mansplaining" is something ive never heard of before today. My take: possibly the stupidest thing to accuse someone of, ever.

― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Thursday, October 18, 2012 5:17 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

magill with a real kool-aid man entrance just now

― lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Thursday, October 18, 2012 5:18 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

so that j blount post is basically homophobic. just sayin

ugly hardmanning, not funny. lacks the sparkle of a tombot.

i'm not homophobic I just don't approve of gay dad

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_Dad

i just wish they wouldn't play in public

lol xp

think of the effect on the children

i mean i know who gay dad is, still ugly and homophobic.

n e ways

btw A+++ to jord for "Kool-Aid Man entrance"

I don't mind homophobia if it's at Gay Dad's expense.

fucking one's mom is a gay thing now?

THX OBAMA

tennessee williams, that dude fucked his mom

fucking one's mom is a gay thing now?

― charlie the luna (strongo hulkington's ghost dad)

http://img.timeinc.net/time/magazine/archive/covers/1982/1101820802_400.jpg

A Few Grim Weeks in Britain

why is this over here now?

― akm, Thursday, October 18, 2012 7:19 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

forks

― 乒乓, Thursday, October 18, 2012 7:19 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

why

― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, October 18, 2012 7:29 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

forks

― --bob marley (lag∞n), Thursday, October 18, 2012 7:30 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

why, forks

― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, October 18, 2012 7:31 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

forksmovesnafu

― estela, Thursday, October 18, 2012 7:32 PM (32 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i'll admit i don't have a lot of knowledge re: i r-m but if i'm recalling correctly he was harmless and not actually fucking his mother. i mean what do i know. lots of gay men have close if troubled relationships with their mothers. it's why femmes get called mama's boy. accusing someone of fucking their mother isn't explicitly calling them femme as an insult but in the context of that post it's what it means. "lose the sparkle" just comfirms. and knowing it's directed at loujag. now if it was directed at dom, that would be funny. xps

he talked about his mom a lot was the thing

it wasnt out of nowhere

fucking one's mom is a gay thing now?

― charlie the luna (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, October 18, 2012 7:01 PM (31 minutes ago)

i can't understand what balls is saying sometimes which is why i like him as a poster, but i think it had to do with the "sparkle" comment?

wow estela, wow

...and somewhere is he fucks his mom. that makes sense. xxp

wow estela, wow

― the oft-posited third fisherman (darraghmac), Thursday, October 18, 2012 7:35 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

masterful

it was a joke about him talking about his mom all the time

a homophobic joke

???

http://e5.img.v4.skyrock.net/7845/51247845/pics/2119969383_1.gif

also, when he said "so maybe pipe down a little more", he might as well have been saying "so maybe suck that pipe down a little more".

i'll admit i don't have a lot of knowledge re: i r-m but if i'm recalling correctly he was harmless and not actually fucking his mother. i mean what do i know. lots of gay men have close if troubled relationships with their mothers. it's why femmes get called mama's boy. accusing someone of fucking their mother isn't explicitly calling them femme as an insult but in the context of that post it's what it means. "lose the sparkle" just comfirms. and knowing it's directed at loujag. now if it was directed at dom, that would be funny. xps

― Neutral Coliseums (Matt P), Thursday, October 18, 2012 4:33 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i'm really not sure bout that, matt

a joke about someone wanting to fuck their dad because they admire him and talk a lot about him isn't funny/doesn't code the same way. xp

how do you factor in his new display name, just curious

actually in the context of that post what it meant was dude was fucking his mother

And by "anglo scarfy" he basically meant "scarfer of fat anglo cocks".

I was crushing on old-school Hillary Clinton (in her Twenties) -- probably because she resembles my supremely attractive friend Erin (who, despite liking me, is with someone else right now and so she's horribly unattainable). Goodness gracious, I'm an absolute sucker for blondes these days. But after dropping by a bookstore yesterday where my long-time friend Molly (who is not a blonde, mind you) works -- oh goodness, she's always stunning but yesterday I really wanted to pounce on her because she looked so exceptionally scrumptious (without even trying!) and was just so bubbly and charming. I wanted to playfully tackle her behind the counter and from there on it would've been wonderfully inappropriate! Anyhow, she's invited me along to dinner and some other event with a group of her friends on Friday -- it's not a date essentially, but at heart I wouldn't mind if it twisted into one. Ooh, I just remembered that she complimented my appearance! No-one ever does that! Squee! Cuddlestein Mountain! Nuvvieworld! Okay, I'm just getting ridiculous -- I'm just excited because it's a prospect to escape social poverty with a possible hint of romance. I'm probably being too optimistic; I can't help it! I've wanted something to look forward to!

― Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement. (Eastern Mantra), Wednesday, August 17, 2005 4:41 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark

was i r-m gay? He seemed a bit of a horndog over plenty of female posters iirc?

estela otm

thank you, old lunchy

Squee! Cuddlestein Mountain!

^^^

Nuvvieworld! was robbed

ok, i'm gonna step away from the h word and just say it was mean-spirited and ugly (and not funny), because i'm too close to it. n.b. i don't fuck my mom. i just got called mama's boy a lot, and the tone in that post strikes the same sneering straight police chord i'm sensitive to from personal experience. also, i r-m seemed ok and didn't deserve some of the treatment he got here. i mean he was pathetic, yes, but who isn't at that age especially if they're awkward and isolated.

norman bates?

norman bates isn't pathetic?