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directed by Courteney Cox!

zvookster, Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:14 (eleven years ago) link

106 active users!

sarahell, Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:14 (eleven years ago) link

(╯︵╰,)

Neutral Coliseums (Matt P), Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:14 (eleven years ago) link

who gave luna $75k do I even want to know

stop swearing and start windmilling (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:15 (eleven years ago) link

But when she starts IMing a young coworker of his, Thomas starts to go ripshit. He no longer adjusts his glasses and blinks a lot while reading her IMs, but is now taking his glasses off and wiping imaginary sweat from his eyeballs! He writes things like, "Fine, be his whore!!!" and starts slamming closed the laptop in mid IM-convo...

!!!!

http://www.lifetimemoviereviews.com/2012/06/tall-hot-blonde.html

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:15 (eleven years ago) link

She will be in my prayers.

(╯︵╰,) RIP (am0n), Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:16 (eleven years ago) link

this movie sounds enthralling

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:16 (eleven years ago) link

My friend @ndrew lead a double life with two familes in two towns or some shit and that caused his second divorce. He's now married for a third time (at 34!) to a con-artists stripper who has openly she doesn't love him. I keep intending to write the whole saga down because, as proven here, and by my brother telling me about his colleague who resigned the other week after revealing that her entire life as presented to her job was a lie, you truly cannot make this shit up.

comedy is unnatural and abhorrent (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:17 (eleven years ago) link

sure it does. perverted sense, but sense nonetheless. why don't we all just take a field trip to her home and sort this all out eh?
why would she give me the full name of her BFF, and the guy she was cheating with? why would she give me the address of the fetish website that said BFF talked her into joining, as well as both of their logins there? slocki said it was up 2 me so whew.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:17 (eleven years ago) link

wait is granny dainger who i think it is

charlie the luna (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:18 (eleven years ago) link

fun fact: word i played to start the game was 'scorn'

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:19 (eleven years ago) link

wait can we go back to Sick Mouthy's post

I mean what the hell

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:20 (eleven years ago) link

"tall hot blonde" is a fiction remake of true tale told in the documentary, Talhotblond, whose story also appeared in a law & order thing. just for u lifetime fans out there

zvookster, Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:20 (eleven years ago) link

why would she give me the full name of her BFF, and the guy she was cheating with? why would she give me the address of the fetish website that said BFF talked her into joining, as well as both of their logins there? slocki said it was up 2 me so whew.

Are these rhetorical? Do you know why she sent them to you?

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:22 (eleven years ago) link

like maybe she wants you to join a fetish website with her

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:22 (eleven years ago) link

I dated a girl who found out at age 17 that her family was the double life and that her father did not just own an appliance store but was also heavily into some sort of organized crime.

sorcery is in the gutter (how's life), Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:24 (eleven years ago) link

Maybe she's a pathological liar. Maybe she's messing with you. Maybe it's actually a friend playing a joke on her. Maybe who the fuck cares.

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:28 (eleven years ago) link

She didn't send them to me! That's my conclusion. Like I said, I appreciate your skepticism, and I would not be shocked if it turned out you were right. But I'm going with it being the husband.
Maybe who the fuck cares is right.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:29 (eleven years ago) link

those must be really good cookies

beef richards (Mr. Que), Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:31 (eleven years ago) link

Yes, I've thought maybe all those things too. I was the only one who saw every word "the husband" sent me, and my conclusion was he was legit.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:32 (eleven years ago) link

the only thing I remember about luna is that she called people sug all the time

sug?

conrad, Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:32 (eleven years ago) link

It's p care worthy if what she supposedly did to a certain ilxor is true. It would be weird to make that up. It's not like saying o no
I'm sick pay attention to me I've been burning the candle at both ends.

omar little, Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:37 (eleven years ago) link

those must be really good cookies

― beef richards (Mr. Que), Thursday, October 18, 2012 2:31 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:41 (eleven years ago) link

short for "sugar", conrad

there is no dana, only (goole), Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:41 (eleven years ago) link

watch some king of the hill, son

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:42 (eleven years ago) link

what if Luna's husband is a bear

velko, Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:42 (eleven years ago) link

oh shit, a bear

beef richards (Mr. Que), Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:43 (eleven years ago) link

VELKO!

carne asada, Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:44 (eleven years ago) link

this may have been answered before, but, would as many of the ilx guys that she scammed have fallen for it if the pics she had posted were of a more average-looking woman?

sarahell, Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:44 (eleven years ago) link

it was all about the sug

Neutral Coliseums (Matt P), Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:45 (eleven years ago) link

...

iatee, Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:45 (eleven years ago) link

sug ban

velko, Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:46 (eleven years ago) link

Given that they fell in love with someone they'd never met IRL, I'd say no.

Burgled Hams (Old Lunch), Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:46 (eleven years ago) link

"this may have been answered before, but, would as many of the ilx guys that she scammed have fallen for it if the pics she had posted were of a more average-looking woman?"

How many ILX guys did she scam again? Are we counting receiving cuff links and cookies as being scammed?

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:48 (eleven years ago) link

it's just that someone's post upthread about how she was a "twee" and mostly "content-free" poster made me wonder whether that led people to project things onto her, as opposed to it being just about the (fictitious) hotness

sarahell, Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:49 (eleven years ago) link

xp - maybe "taken in by" is more of what I'm going for than "scammed" ?

sarahell, Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:49 (eleven years ago) link

shoog

conrad, Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:51 (eleven years ago) link

what if Luna's husband is a bear

From the photos I've seen (mostly of the dogs w/him in the background) and what she's told me, he's a big guy.

The windiest militant trash (Michael White), Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:52 (eleven years ago) link

come on dude!

beef richards (Mr. Que), Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:53 (eleven years ago) link

haha

imagining dude spending all his time lurking behind dogs

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:53 (eleven years ago) link

i told everyone years ago, and i will say it again

you can rent dogs, dude

beef richards (Mr. Que), Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:53 (eleven years ago) link

HIDING BEYOND DOGS

charlie the luna (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:54 (eleven years ago) link

Like I said, I figured the pics weren't her early on. She had a good, smart, funny personality. The people who complained about her online personality have pretty much universally shitty online personalities imo, so in the eye of the beholder for that.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:54 (eleven years ago) link

can you rent giant dudes you know what, I'm gonna stop myself right there

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:54 (eleven years ago) link

you can rent giant hot dogs

charlie the luna (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:55 (eleven years ago) link

hallways are obviously rentable

charlie the luna (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:55 (eleven years ago) link

this is America you can rent anything

beef richards (Mr. Que), Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:55 (eleven years ago) link

xp DJP yeah but you have to pay extra for giant dudes with guns iirc

sarahell, Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:55 (eleven years ago) link


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