Luna

because she's not getting anything valuable from you anymore?

if the thing of value I was giving her was male attention, she would've ended contact years ago. The "wanted to terminate contact by blowing herself up" angle doesn't make much sense. The "husband who was said to be ex-husband gaining access to her old phone while she was away, being HIGHLY suspicious of her throughout the years, and finding damning evidence in WWF chats and reaching out to me about it" makes much more sense. Plus those cookies are fucking awesome and no one would end a relationship which involved the reception thereof.

so she spends 8 or whatever years carefully avoiding giving me her home address, then gives it to me and for no reason a few months later decides to tell me about her sociopathic dealings and hope that will drive me away (even though I was "away" for all practical purposes)??

not to make light of anything here, but the fact that this all turned on the p2p chats of a scrabble mobile app is the craziest detail. no novelist could have ginned that up.

There was a Lifetime movie that used an online poker game in the same fashion!

I watched that movie...

I don't know, GD, just saying to be cautious with your feelings. You're too nice to get burned.

Sounds like she's partially run out of people to talk to and you were open to conversation? I don't know, spilling your guts about things you've done to someone who has been proven to talk to you even when you were really shitty is cheaper and more lifestyle-affirming than therapy.

pvmic

xp

did it all for the cookie

It's called Tall Hot Blonde. I'd go so far as to recommend it to people who are chomping at the deets itt!

how bad can I really be if I can tell someone good about all the sleaze I've done and they still talk to me? I must not be that bad after all.

i really have no idea what is real here and what is not but if you really think someone claiming to be a legendary impostor and scam artist's husband on scrabble iphone chat's word is golden then... up 2 u i guess

I was trying to remember the name! I just remember it had Courtney Cox & the dad from Raising Hope. xxp

I am sold on this lifetime movie, now

Yay for Luna's impending betterness! Much love and hugs and everything to ILE's best-loved poster!

I appreciate what you're saying, mh. I was skeptical this was really her husband, too, but I'm 99% sure it was (and if it was her, then I would go ahead and give her the master con artist tag. the use of different vocobulary, phrasing, grammar, tone, typos when she rarely made any, etc). I'm not going to have any contact with her now (other than to give her a piece of my mind, if she contacts me), so if I were one of the last shoulders to lean on doesn't make sense for her to do what you're saying.

omg am0n

it doesn't make sense to make up fake shit about yourself and claim you're going to meet people places!!!

am0n otm

http://www.mylifetime.com/movies/talhotblond/video/a-scene-from-talhotblond

directed by Courteney Cox!

106 active users!

(╯︵╰,)

who gave luna $75k do I even want to know

But when she starts IMing a young coworker of his, Thomas starts to go ripshit. He no longer adjusts his glasses and blinks a lot while reading her IMs, but is now taking his glasses off and wiping imaginary sweat from his eyeballs! He writes things like, "Fine, be his whore!!!" and starts slamming closed the laptop in mid IM-convo...

!!!!

http://www.lifetimemoviereviews.com/2012/06/tall-hot-blonde.html

She will be in my prayers.

this movie sounds enthralling

My friend @ndrew lead a double life with two familes in two towns or some shit and that caused his second divorce. He's now married for a third time (at 34!) to a con-artists stripper who has openly she doesn't love him. I keep intending to write the whole saga down because, as proven here, and by my brother telling me about his colleague who resigned the other week after revealing that her entire life as presented to her job was a lie, you truly cannot make this shit up.

sure it does. perverted sense, but sense nonetheless. why don't we all just take a field trip to her home and sort this all out eh?
why would she give me the full name of her BFF, and the guy she was cheating with? why would she give me the address of the fetish website that said BFF talked her into joining, as well as both of their logins there? slocki said it was up 2 me so whew.

wait is granny dainger who i think it is

fun fact: word i played to start the game was 'scorn'

wait can we go back to Sick Mouthy's post

I mean what the hell

"tall hot blonde" is a fiction remake of true tale told in the documentary, Talhotblond, whose story also appeared in a law & order thing. just for u lifetime fans out there

why would she give me the full name of her BFF, and the guy she was cheating with? why would she give me the address of the fetish website that said BFF talked her into joining, as well as both of their logins there? slocki said it was up 2 me so whew.

Are these rhetorical? Do you know why she sent them to you?

like maybe she wants you to join a fetish website with her

I dated a girl who found out at age 17 that her family was the double life and that her father did not just own an appliance store but was also heavily into some sort of organized crime.

Maybe she's a pathological liar. Maybe she's messing with you. Maybe it's actually a friend playing a joke on her. Maybe who the fuck cares.

She didn't send them to me! That's my conclusion. Like I said, I appreciate your skepticism, and I would not be shocked if it turned out you were right. But I'm going with it being the husband.
Maybe who the fuck cares is right.

those must be really good cookies

Yes, I've thought maybe all those things too. I was the only one who saw every word "the husband" sent me, and my conclusion was he was legit.

the only thing I remember about luna is that she called people sug all the time

sug?

It's p care worthy if what she supposedly did to a certain ilxor is true. It would be weird to make that up. It's not like saying o no
I'm sick pay attention to me I've been burning the candle at both ends.

those must be really good cookies

― beef richards (Mr. Que), Thursday, October 18, 2012 2:31 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

short for "sugar", conrad

watch some king of the hill, son

what if Luna's husband is a bear

oh shit, a bear

VELKO!

this may have been answered before, but, would as many of the ilx guys that she scammed have fallen for it if the pics she had posted were of a more average-looking woman?

it was all about the sug

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