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WmC, Thursday, 18 October 2012 16:34 (eleven years ago) link

^otm

skeevy wonder (Drugs A. Money), Thursday, 18 October 2012 16:38 (eleven years ago) link

I'd give the drummer a sympathy hando out of a sense of bald solidarity

― i dox in yellow gox dox socks (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:29 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

...

Which bald drummer? They have 2 now for stereo bald hottness!

― White Chocolate Cheesecake, Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:31 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I got two hands, bring it

― i dox in yellow gox dox socks (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:31 (52 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

rhino what boys like (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 18 October 2012 18:33 (eleven years ago) link

hahaha

michael bolton's reckless daughter (Hurting 2), Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:00 (eleven years ago) link

Lol

The windiest militant trash (Michael White), Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:19 (eleven years ago) link

lmbo at all three of these excellent posts.

carl agatha, Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:24 (eleven years ago) link

I stopped getting nasty emails about the Aaliyah death thread just a while ago actually.

― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Thursday, October 18, 2012 4:29 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*checks email script*

― --bob marley (lag∞n), Thursday, October 18, 2012 4:30 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Thursday, 18 October 2012 20:31 (eleven years ago) link

if i ever wanna talk about (redacted) outside of ilx do i still have to pretend like she's a talking dessert?

― lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Thursday, October 18, 2012 1:55 PM (21 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

j0rdan is it? oh yes, yes....i remember you from a kanye west thread....nice to run into you again, how have you been?

― i dox in yellow gox dox socks (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, October 18, 2012 2:56 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

glenn greenwald once stole mordy's bike iirc

― zvookster, Thursday, October 18, 2012 1:56 PM (6 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

say, you're not related to the long island vooksters are you? i think i went to college with your cousin

― i dox in yellow gox dox socks (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, October 18, 2012 2:57 PM (1 hour ago)

k3vin k., Thursday, 18 October 2012 20:52 (eleven years ago) link

i lol'd hard at long island vooksters too but thought it was poor form to post it here

Mordy, Thursday, 18 October 2012 20:56 (eleven years ago) link

(for me to post it i mean)

Mordy, Thursday, 18 October 2012 20:56 (eleven years ago) link

for this rebeef much thanks

― velko, Thursday, October 18, 2012 1:44 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

difficult listening hour, Thursday, 18 October 2012 20:57 (eleven years ago) link

Can we debunk Ian R-M next?

― formerly r. bean (soda), Thursday, October 18, 2012

he tried to set himself up with his own mom.

― estela, Thursday, October 18, 2012 5:22 PM

charlie the luna (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 18 October 2012 21:43 (eleven years ago) link

context, history, etc

charlie the luna (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 18 October 2012 21:43 (eleven years ago) link

i only vaguely know who he is and that's still p funny

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 18 October 2012 22:13 (eleven years ago) link

squee

Neutral Coliseums (Matt P), Thursday, 18 October 2012 22:18 (eleven years ago) link

all-time ilx posts imo

you might want to check out posts by this dude ian reese-morane or whatever dude's name was - very precious, anglo scarfy, his style/taste/everything was nearly identical to yours. identical. and here's the thing: dude was screwing his mom. so when alot of people read yr posts right or wrong they're thinking 'this guy fucks his mom' and alot of people find that repulsive, like almost as bad as liking gay dad repulsive. so maybe pipe down a little more, lose some of yr sparkle. or maybe just start posting as ian reese-moraine is on the scene againe that way you can borrow some of that motherfucker's immunity.

― j blount (papa la bas), Sunday, July 30, 2006

charlie the luna (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 18 October 2012 22:22 (eleven years ago) link

so maybe pipe down a little more, lose some of yr sparkle.

^^feel like this should be a line from deniro

i dox in yellow gox dox socks (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 18 October 2012 22:23 (eleven years ago) link

and here's the thing: dude was screwing his mom

^alltime

omar little, Thursday, 18 October 2012 22:24 (eleven years ago) link

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_WkKZJVG5wTk/SXLL81htyaI/AAAAAAABsPI/RcHAn3InQ84/s400/Glengarry_Glen_Ross-53.jpg

so maybe...PIPE down...a little more. lose some of your sparkle. you fucking CHILD. assHOLE.

charlie the luna (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 18 October 2012 22:26 (eleven years ago) link

dying

乒乓, Thursday, 18 October 2012 22:26 (eleven years ago) link

"here's the thing: dude was screwing his mom" is obviously the haymaker in that post but I'd also like to give a shoutout to "anglo scarfy"

*triumphant sauce horns* (crüt), Thursday, 18 October 2012 22:30 (eleven years ago) link

who was it directed at

--bob marley (lag∞n), Thursday, 18 October 2012 22:31 (eleven years ago) link

guess

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 18 October 2012 22:31 (eleven years ago) link

there should be a thread about posts w/ incredible colon use or just an incredible punctuation thread

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 18 October 2012 22:32 (eleven years ago) link

Ban Louis Jagger

*triumphant sauce horns* (crüt), Thursday, 18 October 2012 22:33 (eleven years ago) link

ha of course

--bob marley (lag∞n), Thursday, 18 October 2012 22:33 (eleven years ago) link

If you felt threatened by this you really need to suck it up.

― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Thursday, October 18, 2012 5:14 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the accusation of "mansplaining" is something ive never heard of before today. My take: possibly the stupidest thing to accuse someone of, ever.

― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Thursday, October 18, 2012 5:17 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

magill with a real kool-aid man entrance just now

― lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Thursday, October 18, 2012 5:18 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*triumphant sauce horns* (crüt), Thursday, 18 October 2012 22:34 (eleven years ago) link

so that j blount post is basically homophobic. just sayin

Neutral Coliseums (Matt P), Thursday, 18 October 2012 22:41 (eleven years ago) link

ugly hardmanning, not funny. lacks the sparkle of a tombot.

Neutral Coliseums (Matt P), Thursday, 18 October 2012 22:44 (eleven years ago) link

i'm not homophobic I just don't approve of gay dad

michael bolton's reckless daughter (Hurting 2), Thursday, 18 October 2012 22:46 (eleven years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_Dad

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 18 October 2012 22:47 (eleven years ago) link

i just wish they wouldn't play in public

michael bolton's reckless daughter (Hurting 2), Thursday, 18 October 2012 22:47 (eleven years ago) link

lol xp

Neutral Coliseums (Matt P), Thursday, 18 October 2012 22:47 (eleven years ago) link

think of the effect on the children

michael bolton's reckless daughter (Hurting 2), Thursday, 18 October 2012 22:48 (eleven years ago) link

i mean i know who gay dad is, still ugly and homophobic.

Neutral Coliseums (Matt P), Thursday, 18 October 2012 22:48 (eleven years ago) link

n e ways

Neutral Coliseums (Matt P), Thursday, 18 October 2012 22:49 (eleven years ago) link

btw A+++ to jord for "Kool-Aid Man entrance"

michael bolton's reckless daughter (Hurting 2), Thursday, 18 October 2012 22:49 (eleven years ago) link

I don't mind homophobia if it's at Gay Dad's expense.

the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 18 October 2012 23:01 (eleven years ago) link

fucking one's mom is a gay thing now?

charlie the luna (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 18 October 2012 23:01 (eleven years ago) link

THX OBAMA

balls, Thursday, 18 October 2012 23:07 (eleven years ago) link

tennessee williams, that dude fucked his mom

Neutral Coliseums (Matt P), Thursday, 18 October 2012 23:09 (eleven years ago) link

fucking one's mom is a gay thing now?

― charlie the luna (strongo hulkington's ghost dad)

http://img.timeinc.net/time/magazine/archive/covers/1982/1101820802_400.jpg

the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 18 October 2012 23:10 (eleven years ago) link

A Few Grim Weeks in Britain

formerly r. bean (soda), Thursday, 18 October 2012 23:11 (eleven years ago) link

why is this over here now?

― akm, Thursday, October 18, 2012 7:19 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

forks

― 乒乓, Thursday, October 18, 2012 7:19 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

why

― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, October 18, 2012 7:29 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

forks

― --bob marley (lag∞n), Thursday, October 18, 2012 7:30 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

why, forks

― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, October 18, 2012 7:31 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

forksmovesnafu

― estela, Thursday, October 18, 2012 7:32 PM (32 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sorcery is in the gutter (how's life), Thursday, 18 October 2012 23:33 (eleven years ago) link

i'll admit i don't have a lot of knowledge re: i r-m but if i'm recalling correctly he was harmless and not actually fucking his mother. i mean what do i know. lots of gay men have close if troubled relationships with their mothers. it's why femmes get called mama's boy. accusing someone of fucking their mother isn't explicitly calling them femme as an insult but in the context of that post it's what it means. "lose the sparkle" just comfirms. and knowing it's directed at loujag. now if it was directed at dom, that would be funny. xps

Neutral Coliseums (Matt P), Thursday, 18 October 2012 23:33 (eleven years ago) link

he talked about his mom a lot was the thing

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 18 October 2012 23:34 (eleven years ago) link

it wasnt out of nowhere

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 18 October 2012 23:34 (eleven years ago) link

fucking one's mom is a gay thing now?

― charlie the luna (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, October 18, 2012 7:01 PM (31 minutes ago)

i can't understand what balls is saying sometimes which is why i like him as a poster, but i think it had to do with the "sparkle" comment?

k3vin k., Thursday, 18 October 2012 23:35 (eleven years ago) link

wow estela, wow

the oft-posited third fisherman (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 October 2012 23:35 (eleven years ago) link

...and somewhere is he fucks his mom. that makes sense. xxp

Neutral Coliseums (Matt P), Thursday, 18 October 2012 23:36 (eleven years ago) link


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