how many clementines have you eaten so far today?

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1 this morning

Human kind cannot bear very much (Michael White), Thursday, 29 January 2009 19:27 (fifteen years ago) link

i'm having trouble finding great clementines this year, those big boxes are so hit or miss. waiting patiently for pixie tangerines to come in season.

velko, Thursday, 29 January 2009 19:40 (fifteen years ago) link

2 today. 1 last night.

ian, Thursday, 29 January 2009 21:36 (fifteen years ago) link

1 a day.

after a couple middling boxes the one I just bought is sweeet. last of the season?

m coleman, Thursday, 29 January 2009 23:24 (fifteen years ago) link

The single clementine I had from the whole bag of 'mostly seedless' clementines had about 30 seeds in. I think it was the queen clementine, laying eggs to further the race.

talk me down off the (ledge), Thursday, 29 January 2009 23:26 (fifteen years ago) link

do you feel like you took its power

with the eating

dmr, Friday, 30 January 2009 05:47 (fifteen years ago) link

I felt like Sigourney Weaver in a giant mechanical exo-suit.

It was the most empowering clementine experience of my life.

talk me down off the (ledge), Friday, 30 January 2009 19:47 (fifteen years ago) link

3

eman, Saturday, 31 January 2009 17:14 (fifteen years ago) link

last time i had one i was disappointed so i quit

Schwwww (harbl), Saturday, 31 January 2009 19:05 (fifteen years ago) link

ridiculous awesome fruit that harbl dislikes

ice cr?m, Saturday, 31 January 2009 19:05 (fifteen years ago) link

it was dry and had a lot of seeds. what a ripoff!

Schwwww (harbl), Saturday, 31 January 2009 19:07 (fifteen years ago) link

seedlessness is key

dmr, Sunday, 1 February 2009 04:14 (fifteen years ago) link

5

eman, Sunday, 1 February 2009 04:16 (fifteen years ago) link

i'm averaging about three a day since thanksgiving

moonship journey to baja, Sunday, 1 February 2009 04:18 (fifteen years ago) link

actually scratch average, i have one at breakfast, one at lunch and one after dinner

moonship journey to baja, Sunday, 1 February 2009 04:18 (fifteen years ago) link

2 so far, found a good box today, probably eat at least one more before bed

velko, Sunday, 1 February 2009 04:26 (fifteen years ago) link

4

angry pro-microwave vegetarian (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 1 February 2009 05:33 (fifteen years ago) link

last time i had a clementine was when ice craem was pushing them @ a bar.

but r u seriosu (tehresa), Sunday, 1 February 2009 05:36 (fifteen years ago) link

fresh direct was out on my last order i havent had any in a while :(

ice cr?m, Sunday, 1 February 2009 13:11 (fifteen years ago) link

five months pass...

this peach is juicer than a mother fucker

caek, Monday, 20 July 2009 02:33 (fourteen years ago) link

i got a bucket of em today :))))))))))))

blobfish russian (harbl), Monday, 20 July 2009 02:59 (fourteen years ago) link

four months pass...

about to eat two

jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Thursday, 3 December 2009 02:36 (fourteen years ago) link

2!

Lamp, Thursday, 3 December 2009 04:17 (fourteen years ago) link

thats two factorial fyi

Lamp, Thursday, 3 December 2009 04:17 (fourteen years ago) link

almost bought some the other day - they lookd nast tho

ice cr?m, Thursday, 3 December 2009 04:18 (fourteen years ago) link

clementime, y'all!

horseshoe, Thursday, 3 December 2009 04:43 (fourteen years ago) link

no clementines. sad.

bear say hi to me (ENBB), Thursday, 3 December 2009 05:10 (fourteen years ago) link

doesn't matter if they look nast. the clementine is a high percentage fruit.

caek, Thursday, 3 December 2009 10:15 (fourteen years ago) link

1

mojitos (a cocktail) (Cave17Matt), Friday, 4 December 2009 01:58 (fourteen years ago) link

2 today, 8 this week so far. 2 clementines in the morning is a great breakfast snack.

big darn deal (Z S), Friday, 4 December 2009 02:06 (fourteen years ago) link

Okay now up to 2. Fasten your seatbelts, it's gonna be a bumpy night.

mojitos (a cocktail) (Cave17Matt), Friday, 4 December 2009 02:13 (fourteen years ago) link

5, kind of a dry batch tho >:(

shartin jort (am0n), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 17:26 (fourteen years ago) link

high percentage of fruit in clementine

(9/9/8/9) (cozwn), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 17:45 (fourteen years ago) link

we have a disappointing crate. why is citrus so goddamn UNRELIABLE

(trying not to make tiger woods joke)

quincie, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 17:50 (fourteen years ago) link

Taking down my first of the day.

Trip Maker, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:25 (fourteen years ago) link

we have a disappointing crate.

ya maybe its too early

shartin jort (am0n), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 22:17 (fourteen years ago) link

yah got a super dry batch myself

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 22:18 (fourteen years ago) link

it can be a low percentage fruit

caek, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 23:43 (fourteen years ago) link

i have eaten one!

paragon of incalescence (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 04:06 (fourteen years ago) link

got A++ batch at trader joe's last week

velko, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 05:37 (fourteen years ago) link

four weeks pass...

think i got a good batch here, first 3 i had were xtra juicy

♖♕♖ (am0n), Thursday, 14 January 2010 00:54 (fourteen years ago) link

i got some oranges that are good, i think each one counts as 4 clementines so 4

harbl, Thursday, 14 January 2010 01:05 (fourteen years ago) link

nope doesn't count

♖♕♖ (am0n), Thursday, 14 January 2010 01:15 (fourteen years ago) link

phbbbbbbbt

harbl, Thursday, 14 January 2010 01:18 (fourteen years ago) link

None but I've got two big and two small satsuma tangerines waiting on my counter.

_Rudipherous_, Monday, 18 January 2010 02:22 (fourteen years ago) link

which will probably dry out before I eat them.

_Rudipherous_, Monday, 18 January 2010 02:23 (fourteen years ago) link

dawg just eat them all right now

supra-max (ice cr?m), Monday, 18 January 2010 02:24 (fourteen years ago) link

i ate 12

harbl, Monday, 18 January 2010 03:24 (fourteen years ago) link

1 iirc

3 mangosteens

fleetwood (s1ocki), Monday, 18 January 2010 06:39 (fourteen years ago) link

three months pass...

3 nectarines

caek, Sunday, 9 May 2010 16:50 (fourteen years ago) link


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