Misdirected emails

From: Mr. Lube

Dear MH,

The spookiest night of the year is almost here! But before you carve pumpkins and sort out costumes, be sure to stop by Mr. Lube for a free, reflective Halloween bag*. It’s got plenty of room for candy and will help keep your little ones safe when they head out trick or treating.

Have a safe and happy Halloween!

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mr lube's reflective halloween bag

Got an e-mail from The Sartorialist's PA today telling me he was going to Korea and asking if i could rearrange his signing for another time.

lube it up

Fellow Catholic,

Tomorrow it will be just you and your conscience in the voting booth.

We live in a country that invests so much responsibility in the individual. And we used to live in a country that had so much respect for the rights of the individual.

But those rights, especially the rights of conscience are under attack. Employers are now told to check their religious beliefs at the door of their offices, the government wants to tell churches who they can hire and fire, charities are forced to choose between crippling fines or serving the poor with integrity.

No one should be forced to choose between their livelihood or their conscience. No one should get between you and YOUR conscience.

When you vote tomorrow, vote your conscience.

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The Habit of Being: Letters of Flannery O'Connor

charities are forced to choose between crippling fines or serving the poor with integrity

Being Catholic, they seek redemption by suffering through the crippling fines. You can't offer a choice like that to Catholics. It's not fair!

lol

Just testing, I would like a UofM football jersey for when they hold “where your favorite team jersey to work days”, I prefer the white background with Blue and Yellow letters to the Blue Background with Maze letters. Size XL. They make three different prices, the official jersey is over $150 and I don’t need one of those, then they have a more expensive replica for around $70-80 and a less expensive replica for around $50. I like the one in the middle, the more expensive replica. I know I’m asking a Pitt chick for a Wolverine Jersey, but I am a UofM alumni, so I think it’s OK. You could/should do this together with a sister if you do this. Obviously one of your sisters has easy access to shop for one of these.

Also, on my list, iTunes gift cards (make sure Mom get’s me one).

I also always like ¼ zip cotton sweaters or ¼ zip fleece (if you get fleece, I really like the Eddie Bauer First Ascent ¼ zip fleece). Size XL.

mophie juice pack powerstation® duo –go to www.mophie.com, this is a rechargeable portable battery that can be used to recharge an iPad or iPhone when you don’t have access to a power outlet. It’s about $100.00. The only easy way to get one of these is online, the apple store carries some models, but usually they have the phone case/battery packs which I don’ t because they make the phone too big.

I could use another fleece shirt, or extra thick flannel shirt, in XL, I wear these like a jacket over other stuff

You can share this with your sisters and mom.

By the way, I already ordered a case for my iPhone 5 for Mom to give me, so I don’t need phone case.

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lol

NEWCHAA Basketball
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to me
Coach Drake,

I am sorry to tell you that I will not be able to play tonights game against Appleton. My ankle is completely swollen from yesterdays practice. I will try to be there to route for the girls and you guys. God Bless and go Eagles!!!

Daniel

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lol

wow, getting an email from argos seems bizarrely anachronistic to me. i have been exiled from the homeland too long.

some poor max in england wont know that his skylanders giants single giant figure - hothead is awaiting for him in weymouth

maybe someone bought if for you as a gift?

i just called one of these dudes on the phone. he was cool.

auto quotes from multiple insurers just arrived in my email

no idea who Antw4n is, but he has a 1991 Pontiac Bonneville and is getting quoted between $900 and $2k for six months of auto insurance. sheesh.

Sweet car.

I know, right? I would think they'd be cutting him a better rate than that. I think he's somewhere near NYC, though.

Latest batch for me is some random baptist church in the US. And a lady who says shes just finished preparing my horoscope but that could just be a spam gmail didnt catch (its got a bit crap at filtering spam of late)

Daniel,

Quelqu'un a essayé d'utiliser une application pour se connecter à votre compte Google (yaoloukoudan✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧) récemment. Nous avons empêché la tentative de connexion dans l'éventualité où un pirate informatique aurait essayé d'accéder à votre compte. Veuillez prendre connaissance des détails relatifs à cette tentative de connexion :

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6) How do we (The Association) protect ourselves in the future, if the family inherits a home from a deceased homeowner, and refuses to pay the “maintenance fees”? (According to the Restrictive Covenant’s after the appropriate notices, a lien can still be filed against the property and if not paid in due time, the property then can be auctioned at the court house.) Is this correct? Note: There are currently 3 or 4 houses setting vacated that could fall into the above situation!

(emphasis from original email.)

Janet,

I want to thank you for talking with me and reviewing the attached information The attachment I have included should give you a better understanding of the Jaycee's and some insight to the children we will be sponsoring again this year. Thank you again for reviewing this and any aid deemed worthy!! I will follow up with you early next week and again I want to thank you for looking this over.

God Bless & Happy New Year
Kim

to be fair, i kinda know this guy and i'm just on his listserv but wow

Im taking a poll:

A few people have said that they are reminded of me when they see the actor who portrays the CIA guy who tortures the Al Quaeda guy in the film ZERO DARK THIRTY

Does anyone else think that?

cool poll. get this guy on ilm.

that was the entirety of the email!

I'm just wondering what he plans to do with this data

On 2 February 2013 07:04, Ashleigh Hughes <ash_leigh_b✧✧✧@ya✧✧✧.c✧✧> wrote:

Hahahaha. Sweetheart I couldn't understand a word of that jealous rant you just sent me. I am gussing from the level of your spelling you are in school, and seeing as it is not a school night you are up late trolling.

Trolling the for sale pet4homes pages. Sweetheart, seriously its Friday night. Get a life hun. Just because you cannot afford something doesn't mean its trashy.

Enjoy the rest of your lonely Firday night! And thanks for increasing the stats on my add by viewing it ;)

--- On Fri, 1/2/13, Pets4Homes Support <supp✧✧✧@pets4ho✧✧✧.c✧.u✧> wrote:

From: Pets4Homes Support <supp✧✧✧@pets4ho✧✧✧.c✧.u✧>
Subject: Pets4Homes response to your classifieds
To: ash_leigh_b✧✧✧@ya✧✧✧.c✧✧
Date: Friday, 1 February, 2013, 19:50

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* Pets4Homes Warning : Please be wary of scammers contacting you regarding your wanted adverts and offering to deliver a pet to you.
* Please remember, NEVER send or receive money online, only buy or sell a pet after visiting the seller or after the seller has visited you at home, to make sure they are genuine.
* If you think a scammer has emailed you, please foward us their IP address below.
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Hi Ashleigh,

You have had the following response to your advert on Pets4Homes. Please make sure you reply to the email address below.

Advert Title : The BEST male Akita out there

Advert Link : http://www.pets4homes.co.uk/classifieds/220095-the-best-male-akita-out-there-carterton.html

Name : trayce bewick
Email Address : tra✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧
Telephone Number :
Message :
Your akita is not a rare colour nor is he anything special in fact he looks crossed he is a mess and saying he's a stud dog pmsl what will it produce RATS hahaha sort ya add out cos u will need to pay ppl to take that skanky looking mongrel ya mug he's the worst akita out there FACT

IP Address of Sender : 92.41.251.235
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Prob the most hilare misdirected mail Ive ever got, I think!

That's pretty fantastic.

YOUR DOG.

NO U.

This is a new one:

I am abandoning YAHOO Mail and my old email address “ j•✧✧✧@ya✧✧✧.c✧✧”

My new Contact is:

•••••✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧

Feel free to forward anything police related or humorous to me.

Thanks,

J__________ J___________

Pleasant Plains Police
Ashland Police
Cell 217-•••-••••

lawl

Dear Fizzles and G_____

Congratulations on your engagement and upcoming wedding!

It's been so long since I've seen you and I really wish we could make it back for your wedding, but because of the way the school holidays work we won't be back until July this year.

I really hope you have a great day and and wish you all the happiness in the world. I hope we can catch up sometime though and now I have your emails I will let you know when we are around to see if we can meet up later in the summer.

You are always welcome to stay with us in India though.

BRING IT ON. Tho it popped up on my phone while I was in a meeting and the opening line gave me a helluva shock.

Was it addressed to Fizzles or your IRL name?

no my irl name.

Hello friends,
I am happy to report I have my ticket to return April 6 and look forward to being back and engaging with all of you. Inge does not know the date I am leaving (doctors suggestion) so don't mention it if you mail. Helle and I are finally on the same page and working with the commune powers that be for assisted living...not a slam dunk! We are still having good time together.
lovenancy

intriguing

Ok, this is getting a little stupid:

The same people who think I'm connected with the Pleasant Plains police are forwarding me tips they're receiving.

The latest is that there's a guy with a history of seizures driving to a nearby school, picking up a high school junior and driving back home.

The concerned citizen is obviously very worried that the guy's going to have a seizure behind the wheel and then what?

I've got names, addresses, phone numbers, who they're dating, plate numbers, etc. on this email. Very secure community police force, as you can tell.

Here's the guy making the complaint, from Facebook:

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/392929_100470703405557_8534652_n.jpg

and here's the teen who's getting a ride from the guy with seizures:

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/284364_3571140290777_49261302_n.jpg

Thinking I'm on the teen's side for this one. He kinda looks like cruits

I got a handful of emails for some Masonic lodge stuff again

All of the references to other members are like "W Bro Plains"

I had to google what "W Bro" means

For a second, I thought they were really referencing a guy named Plains and was going holy shit

I kind of thought that after I posted, then thought... nah, no need to explain

Brothers:
Some publishers have been searching for deaf in various ways.
They have found some leads in your state.
Please pass this information to your Service Overseer.
(Or in the case of a group to the brother leading territory organization.)
Brothers should check which leads are in your territory.
Perhaps the lead is new and can be developed.
Sometimes we already have the lead but can glean more information which will help us contact and preach.

Hi Nancy.
I have an addition for the sacrament mtg. program that I hope is not too late to add:
GIRLS CAMP KICK-OFF for all young women and their moms is April 10 @ 7:00 p.m.
There will be entertainment, information and light refreshments. Camp fees will be collected that night.
CAMP CERTIFICATION night for all YW April 17 at the stake center 7pm. Bring your camp manual.
PRE CAMP CRAFT NIGHT May 1st during YW
GIRLS CAMP @ WALLSBURG June 11-14
June 10 - 14 (4th Year Girls)
Thanks! Michelle

Nice misdirected email, Nancy.

Hi Anky
Ek het die nodige bespreekings dokumente vir jou aangeheg.
Die bespreeking is geldig tot Woensdag 3 April 2013 om 14:00.
Groete
Eunee dos Santos
Crocuta Reservations
www.crocutagamelodge.com
booki✧✧✧@crocutagamelo✧✧✧.c✧✧
082 899 1596

Graduates of St Engelbert class of 1957

We are meeting for lunch at PIetro's restaurant on Saturday, April 20th at 11:30 the restaurant
Is located at 3801 Watson road (314) 545 9263. Please call me (314) 631 9158 or e-mail
me be April 13th if you can attend so I can make a reservation.

Looking forward to seeing you
Janet Buss Sullivan

Sent from my iPad

Feel free to forward anything police related or humorous to me.