beef curtains, classic or dud?

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When I was 9 years old, my dad and I spent a long afternoon in a rowboat fishing. After and hour or two without catching a fish, my dad hesitantly explained to me how every woman has a tiny pensive Eminem behind her beef curtains, and how this is a completely natural thing.

pretty even gender split (Eazy), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 21:58 (eleven years ago) link

That lady has a weird abdomen.

Gyrate For Physicet (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 22:18 (eleven years ago) link

the curtains of beef i impale it

jon and kate catch h8 (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 22:48 (eleven years ago) link

o man that poster illustration

suggest butt (Pillbox), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 23:05 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/beef-curtains

the late great, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 03:41 (eleven years ago) link

mostly lame but includes

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m74firPQuP1qkyd9eo1_500.jpg

the late great, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 03:43 (eleven years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Thursday, 18 October 2012 00:01 (eleven years ago) link

no meat flaps

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 18 October 2012 13:58 (eleven years ago) link

no cry

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:01 (eleven years ago) link

- bob marley

whitney huysmans (NickB), Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:01 (eleven years ago) link

omg

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:01 (eleven years ago) link

I am going to be singing no meatflaps no cry inside my head all day now.

THANKS DAN.

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:02 (eleven years ago) link

hi-five, Nick

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:02 (eleven years ago) link

Roastafari!

Burgled Hams (Old Lunch), Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:02 (eleven years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Friday, 19 October 2012 00:01 (eleven years ago) link

beef blinds wuz robbed

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Friday, 19 October 2012 00:11 (eleven years ago) link

she blinded me with beef curtains

*triumphant sauce horns* (crüt), Friday, 19 October 2012 00:14 (eleven years ago) link

The future's so bright, I gotta wear beef shades.

pretty even gender split (Eazy), Friday, 19 October 2012 04:56 (eleven years ago) link

three years pass...

nnnnnnnoooooooooo

Butt here is always time for the John Mayer Trio or Sting. (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 8 February 2016 13:34 (eight years ago) link

yes

example (crüt), Monday, 8 February 2016 13:36 (eight years ago) link

hahahaha

... (Eazy), Wednesday, 10 February 2016 02:50 (eight years ago) link


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