otm
― the oft-posited third fisherman (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 18:58 (eleven years ago) link
bald man in a rowboat
http://levysuniqueny.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Snidely+Whiplash.png
"It's beef curtains for you, Dudley Do-Rght!"
― pretty even gender split (Eazy), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:00 (eleven years ago) link
Beef curtains put a fun, new spin on the phrase "with all the trimmings"!
― Gyrate For Physicet (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:03 (eleven years ago) link
this lunch was packed with old beef curtains
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:05 (eleven years ago) link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/35/The_Eminem_Show.jpg
― pretty even gender split (Eazy), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:08 (eleven years ago) link
xp: with or in
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:08 (eleven years ago) link
a lunch of old beef curtains spread with mayo
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:09 (eleven years ago) link
beefenestration
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:11 (eleven years ago) link
never forget: if it's possible for a condom to be thinner than normal and still be safe, why wouldn't all condoms be that thin?
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:17 (eleven years ago) link
holy fuck
― beef richards (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:18 (eleven years ago) link
i had either never seen that or memory wiped it
― beef richards (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:19 (eleven years ago) link
i may be able to top that with a friends room mate who thought it would be erotic to stick a cadburies cream egg in the back door then lay it like a hen at easter. didnt occur to her it might melt and also end her relationship in a hurry. She then preceeded to tell me about this with a head full of ropey hallucinagens and freak me to bits out
― straightola, Monday, January 19, 2009 10:03 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― beef richards (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:20 (eleven years ago) link
As if Cadbury's Creme Eggs weren't gross enough...
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, March 18, 2010 3:52 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Nate's apple butter story is heartbreaking.
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, March 18, 2010 3:55 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
would just like to have that sentence spelled out for posterity's sake
"As if Cadbury's Creme Eggs weren't gross enough, here's a women who has filled her vagina with apple butter."
― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Thursday, March 18, 2010 3:55 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:21 (eleven years ago) link
T/S: vagina filled with apple butter or vagina filled with mayo or rectum engorged with a cadbury creme egg
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:23 (eleven years ago) link
where's that button
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:24 (eleven years ago) link
Alright who is this clown for real? ^
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:24 (eleven years ago) link
how do you do it
― the oft-posited third fisherman (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:38 (eleven years ago) link
just another tuesday on iltmi
― Trip Maker, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 20:23 (eleven years ago) link
*pushes beef button*
― *triumphant sauce horns* (crüt), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 20:26 (eleven years ago) link
beef awning
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 20:33 (eleven years ago) link
When I was 9 years old, my dad and I spent a long afternoon in a rowboat fishing. After and hour or two without catching a fish, my dad hesitantly explained to me how every woman has a tiny pensive Eminem behind her beef curtains, and how this is a completely natural thing.
― pretty even gender split (Eazy), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 21:58 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.wolfstad.com/wp-content/2006/beef-mm.jpg
― Gyrate For Physicet (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 22:07 (eleven years ago) link
hey guys
http://www.movieposter.com/posters/archive/main/98/MPW-49394
― well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 22:11 (eleven years ago) link
That lady has a weird abdomen.
― Gyrate For Physicet (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 22:18 (eleven years ago) link
the curtains of beef i impale it
― jon and kate catch h8 (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 22:48 (eleven years ago) link
o man that poster illustration
― suggest butt (Pillbox), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 23:05 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/beef-curtains
― the late great, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 03:41 (eleven years ago) link
mostly lame but includes
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m74firPQuP1qkyd9eo1_500.jpg
― the late great, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 03:43 (eleven years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Thursday, 18 October 2012 00:01 (eleven years ago) link
no meat flaps
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 18 October 2012 13:58 (eleven years ago) link
no cry
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:01 (eleven years ago) link
- bob marley
― whitney huysmans (NickB), Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:01 (eleven years ago) link
omg
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:01 (eleven years ago) link
I am going to be singing no meatflaps no cry inside my head all day now.
THANKS DAN.
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:02 (eleven years ago) link
hi-five, Nick
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:02 (eleven years ago) link
Roastafari!
― Burgled Hams (Old Lunch), Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:02 (eleven years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Friday, 19 October 2012 00:01 (eleven years ago) link
WINNAH!
http://declubz.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/holy-cow-hole.jpg
― Burgled Hams (Old Lunch), Friday, 19 October 2012 00:04 (eleven years ago) link
beef blinds wuz robbed
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Friday, 19 October 2012 00:11 (eleven years ago) link
she blinded me with beef curtains
― *triumphant sauce horns* (crüt), Friday, 19 October 2012 00:14 (eleven years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lskmr3Fnuz1qarn5to1_500.jpg
― Burgled Hams (Old Lunch), Friday, 19 October 2012 00:15 (eleven years ago) link
The future's so bright, I gotta wear beef shades.
― pretty even gender split (Eazy), Friday, 19 October 2012 04:56 (eleven years ago) link
http://static6.businessinsider.com/image/5279a1e6eab8eac22a987eda/chris-christie-absolutely-crushed-it-with-voters-who-dont-normally-pick-republicans.jpg
― maybe my clam is just more toxic (Old Lunch), Monday, 8 February 2016 13:34 (eight years ago) link
nnnnnnnoooooooooo
― Butt here is always time for the John Mayer Trio or Sting. (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 8 February 2016 13:34 (eight years ago) link
yes
― example (crüt), Monday, 8 February 2016 13:36 (eight years ago) link
hahahaha
― ... (Eazy), Wednesday, 10 February 2016 02:50 (eight years ago) link