i've enjoyed plenty of r. kelly's music - he's got a commanding voice, good hooks, and a shameless taste for the absurd. but i don't think it's hard to see how someone could find him too embarrassing and tragic to do likewise.
― da croupier, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:50 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZxsMg3ROhYAlastaire Kelly
― (alternatively, “Respec’”) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 24 November 2012 01:19 (eleven years ago) link
bridget reminds me of janice soprano
― liljon /bia/ bia (k3vin k.), Saturday, 24 November 2012 01:26 (eleven years ago) link
the first five chapters of this are legit classic. the rest a bit less so
― it just might not jive with you (fadanuf4erybody), Saturday, 24 November 2012 01:34 (eleven years ago) link
and by "a bit" i mean "a lot," yet i still kinda wanna watch these new ones even if i could barely finish the later ones
― it just might not jive with you (fadanuf4erybody), Saturday, 24 November 2012 01:35 (eleven years ago) link
i think the whole thing was starting to come off the rails even by chapter 4 or 5, but it was a fun few weeks there
― The Doc Morbama (some dude), Saturday, 24 November 2012 01:45 (eleven years ago) link
i transcribed the lorem ipsum from his little book.
"Textual texting for verbose placement of words. Blah blaeh blah. Crazy ass shit. In a series of uncommon events that involved several good men and women from the greater chicagoland area, the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog. Stream of consciousness. Typing. Man, I could really use a good sandwich right now. Or some spaghetti. That shit that Joey was eating in chapter 21 looked pretty damn good."
trapped in the closet remains a good time
― fennel cartwright, Saturday, 24 November 2012 01:50 (eleven years ago) link
still got it
― (alternatively, “Respec’”) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 24 November 2012 01:51 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.buzzfeed.com/jimderogatis/parents-told-police-r-kelly-is-keeping-women-in-a-cult
― this iphone speaks many languages (DJP), Monday, 17 July 2017 14:47 (six years ago) link
I read that earlier... this is absolutely fucking insane.
― Matt DC, Monday, 17 July 2017 14:48 (six years ago) link
Does the same link need to be pasted on every R.Kelly thread tho
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 17 July 2017 14:53 (six years ago) link
I assume it is for the sake of removing any possible shred of doubt people might have about how fucked up R. Kelly is
I mean, if this is how some R. Kelly fans think:
“In the back of our minds, we were thinking (my daughter) could be around him if I was with her,” J. said. “It didn’t really hit home. Even with the Aaliyah situation, now that I think about it, ‘Age Ain’t Nothing But a Number’ ... but you don’t think about that. You grew up with the song, and you like the song.”
then maybe they need to be spoonfed this info
― korla pundit (crüt), Monday, 17 July 2017 14:56 (six years ago) link
I have actual work I need to get done and I think the point (which I have been making on this board in some fashion over the past 17 years) has been made.
― this iphone speaks many languages (DJP), Monday, 17 July 2017 14:57 (six years ago) link
I think it's good that no R. Kelly thread activity is going to be able to go on credibly unaware of this.
― albvivertine, Monday, 17 July 2017 23:19 (six years ago) link