Omg the next time someone asks my influences that is my #1 new tactic
― costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:59 (eleven years ago) link
remember that video with that shitty band playing inside a woman's beef curtains?
omg yes
and then they got splooged on by a giant papier-mâché dick
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:00 (eleven years ago) link
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2055/2262494044_ab09fcfc1e_o.jpg
― WmC, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:03 (eleven years ago) link
I don't know why I clicked on a picture on a beef curtains thread but that was far less alarming than what I was expecting
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:06 (eleven years ago) link
I GIS'ed "chicken lips"
― WmC, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:08 (eleven years ago) link
well that inspired me to GIS "my beef curtains." you do not want to know
― Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:22 (eleven years ago) link
I take it all the boys were not brought to the yard?
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:23 (eleven years ago) link
oh they were brought. when they got to the yard they found the entrance blocked by drapes. beef drapes
― Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:33 (eleven years ago) link
Luxurious, flowing, full-bodied drapes of beef.
― Gyrate For Physicet (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:37 (eleven years ago) link
reassuringly heavy going into winter
― the oft-posited third fisherman (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:41 (eleven years ago) link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/5c/CBM_Logo.svg/200px-CBM_Logo.svg.png
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:46 (eleven years ago) link
good god beef blinds something would have to be just horribly wrong, and also is there a cord?
― michael bolton's reckless daughter (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:51 (eleven years ago) link
once a month
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:51 (eleven years ago) link
oh how I regret that post
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:52 (eleven years ago) link
For approx 1 wk per month there is, yes.
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:52 (eleven years ago) link
DAMN YOU, DAN - TOO FAST
no longer regretting my post ^_^
hahahahaha
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:53 (eleven years ago) link
it's cool dan, your post is now femapproved
― michael bolton's reckless daughter (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:53 (eleven years ago) link
that chicken picture is p. scary! hot tub chickens!
― beef richards (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 18:06 (eleven years ago) link
feel like this thread could use the word "dripping."
dripping.
― *triumphant sauce horns* (crüt), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 18:08 (eleven years ago) link
crackling
― the oft-posited third fisherman (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 18:11 (eleven years ago) link
beef curtains dripping on the carpet beside a crackling fire
― beef richards (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 18:12 (eleven years ago) link
itt beef window treatments
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 18:15 (eleven years ago) link
I would like people to know that my beef windows are triple paned
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 18:24 (eleven years ago) link
http://jhammer.blogs.ocala.com/files/2010/01/1890HouseClip1.jpg
^^this is what it look like inside my beef haus
― beef richards (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 18:25 (eleven years ago) link
seems roomy
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 18:25 (eleven years ago) link
beef curtains augmented by a nice veal valance or maybe a porky pelmet
― jiff boycott (NickB), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 18:26 (eleven years ago) link
watch out for the stains on the left hand side of the bottom picture
― beef richards (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 18:27 (eleven years ago) link
I have something more akin to a beef tunnel:
http://www.balloonco.com/2go/balloonco/tunnel/Omaha%20Beef%20Football%20Tunnel%20Mascot%20Bull.jpg
― Gyrate For Physicet (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 18:40 (eleven years ago) link
that is upsetting in so many ways
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 18:42 (eleven years ago) link
*throws a hot dog down the beef tunnel*
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 18:43 (eleven years ago) link
you guys are so uncouth
I prefer "boeuf louvres"
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 18:57 (eleven years ago) link
ridin down the beef highway
god I hate myself and this thread
otm
― the oft-posited third fisherman (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 18:58 (eleven years ago) link
bald man in a rowboat
http://levysuniqueny.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Snidely+Whiplash.png
"It's beef curtains for you, Dudley Do-Rght!"
― pretty even gender split (Eazy), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:00 (eleven years ago) link
Beef curtains put a fun, new spin on the phrase "with all the trimmings"!
― Gyrate For Physicet (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:03 (eleven years ago) link
this lunch was packed with old beef curtains
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:05 (eleven years ago) link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/35/The_Eminem_Show.jpg
― pretty even gender split (Eazy), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:08 (eleven years ago) link
xp: with or in
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:08 (eleven years ago) link
a lunch of old beef curtains spread with mayo
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:09 (eleven years ago) link
beefenestration
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:11 (eleven years ago) link
never forget: if it's possible for a condom to be thinner than normal and still be safe, why wouldn't all condoms be that thin?
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:17 (eleven years ago) link
holy fuck
― beef richards (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:18 (eleven years ago) link
i had either never seen that or memory wiped it
― beef richards (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:19 (eleven years ago) link
i may be able to top that with a friends room mate who thought it would be erotic to stick a cadburies cream egg in the back door then lay it like a hen at easter. didnt occur to her it might melt and also end her relationship in a hurry. She then preceeded to tell me about this with a head full of ropey hallucinagens and freak me to bits out
― straightola, Monday, January 19, 2009 10:03 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― beef richards (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:20 (eleven years ago) link
As if Cadbury's Creme Eggs weren't gross enough...
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, March 18, 2010 3:52 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Nate's apple butter story is heartbreaking.
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, March 18, 2010 3:55 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
would just like to have that sentence spelled out for posterity's sake
"As if Cadbury's Creme Eggs weren't gross enough, here's a women who has filled her vagina with apple butter."
― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Thursday, March 18, 2010 3:55 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:21 (eleven years ago) link
T/S: vagina filled with apple butter or vagina filled with mayo or rectum engorged with a cadbury creme egg
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:23 (eleven years ago) link
I am going to be singing no meatflaps no cry inside my head all day now.
THANKS DAN.
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:02 (eleven years ago) link
hi-five, Nick
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:02 (eleven years ago) link
Roastafari!
― Burgled Hams (Old Lunch), Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:02 (eleven years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Friday, 19 October 2012 00:01 (eleven years ago) link
WINNAH!
http://declubz.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/holy-cow-hole.jpg
― Burgled Hams (Old Lunch), Friday, 19 October 2012 00:04 (eleven years ago) link
beef blinds wuz robbed
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Friday, 19 October 2012 00:11 (eleven years ago) link
she blinded me with beef curtains
― *triumphant sauce horns* (crüt), Friday, 19 October 2012 00:14 (eleven years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lskmr3Fnuz1qarn5to1_500.jpg
― Burgled Hams (Old Lunch), Friday, 19 October 2012 00:15 (eleven years ago) link
The future's so bright, I gotta wear beef shades.
― pretty even gender split (Eazy), Friday, 19 October 2012 04:56 (eleven years ago) link
http://static6.businessinsider.com/image/5279a1e6eab8eac22a987eda/chris-christie-absolutely-crushed-it-with-voters-who-dont-normally-pick-republicans.jpg
― maybe my clam is just more toxic (Old Lunch), Monday, 8 February 2016 13:34 (eight years ago) link
nnnnnnnoooooooooo
― Butt here is always time for the John Mayer Trio or Sting. (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 8 February 2016 13:34 (eight years ago) link
yes
― example (crüt), Monday, 8 February 2016 13:36 (eight years ago) link
hahahaha
― ... (Eazy), Wednesday, 10 February 2016 02:50 (eight years ago) link